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Old 05-04-2008, 09:26 PM
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wet dreams

anyone ever have them?

i had one last night where i was fuckin this girl in the ass, n i wokeup blowin a full load, like a huge load, i felt my shit pumpin over n over again just shootin out more n more jizz, like 3oz's of cum, totally fucked my boxers and there was so much it even leaked out of my boxers onto my bed and blankets

i aint orgasmed for like 4 months, so thats prolly why i blew such a massive load


anyone else have the pleasure/mispleasure of spoogin in there sleep
 
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Old 05-04-2008, 09:36 PM
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i can only clearly remember one time. .

i woke up in the middle of the night, and when i rolled over my crotchal region felt. . . different.
i wasnt even really playing with myself at this point so i was very confused.
next morning it hit me, oh shit the boys are working now.

but havent had any since then, still wake up with erections but i for some reason never have sex dreams. .

or they start as sex dreams then completely change. . like the girls head turns into that of a siamese cat.

sucks bout your bedsheets though. .

try to dream like snoop dogg next time. .

"fucked her on the floor so i wont mess up my bed"
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Old 05-04-2008, 09:39 PM
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I get them sometimes. Usually I don't even remember the dream, I just wake up with jizz all over in my boxers.
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Old 05-04-2008, 09:52 PM
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anyone ever have them?

i had one last night where i was fuckin this girl in the ass, n i wokeup blowin a full load, like a huge load, i felt my shit pumpin over n over again just shootin out more n more jizz, like 3oz's of cum, totally fucked my boxers and there was so much it even leaked out of my boxers onto my bed and blankets

i aint orgasmed for like 4 months, so thats prolly why i blew such a massive load


anyone else have the pleasure/mispleasure of spoogin in there sleep


Oh shit, I laughed my ass off at the mental imagery of you waking up to your cock shooting jizz everywhere like some sort of out of control mayonnaise cannon.
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:20 PM
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every 2-3 weeks if i havnt done the job myself
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Old 05-05-2008, 12:50 AM
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o dear lord,

its never happened, but with my current oath of celabacy

fuck....
its bound to happen now
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Old 05-05-2008, 12:53 AM
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yea i'm practicing celebacy too

but honestly i think its a mental disorder starting to emerge more than me practicing celebacy, cuz i've lost all sex drive, but obviously its still there in my unconscious mind somewhere if i dreamt about it


by the way heres more detail cuz i'm sure u guys will get a laugh, at first it wasnt me fuckin this girl in the ass, it was some other dude, and he was forcing her to eat jelly filled donuts and calling her a pig, haha n there was like a scoreboard up in the left hand corner of my vision with how many donuts she'd eaten so far, n then all of a sudden i jumped to the perspective of fuckin her in the ass n the mayonaise cannon discharged uncontrollably
 
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Old 05-05-2008, 12:55 AM
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nah man i never have em, but i do get dreams about like fucking carmen electra and jennifer anistion..like i randomly meet them and then we just get it on...its sweet.
then i wake up and im pissed cause carmen aint sittin next to me
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Old 05-05-2008, 12:57 AM
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Jelly filled donuts and sex, eh?
Has Neg found himself a new toy?
I live by a Krispy Kreme. They sell 'em hot and fresh, yknow.
I'm sure the warmth helps....
 
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Ive only had 1 dream, and it was the best expirience ive ever had

I was fucking this chick and it was perfect, i woke up fucking wet all over, and i was happy as hell.

So how do you trigger a wet dream because i need another
 
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Old 05-05-2008, 08:23 AM
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^^I'm no expert, but I believe its involuntary.
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Old 05-05-2008, 09:38 AM
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Ive only had 1 dream, and it was the best expirience ive ever had

I was fucking this chick and it was perfect, i woke up fucking wet all over, and i was happy as hell.

So how do you trigger a wet dream because i need another
dont jerk off so much
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Old 05-05-2008, 10:44 AM
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one night i was dreaming that i fuck 3 sexy girls...and whene i get up i found loud of cum!
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Old 05-05-2008, 11:47 AM
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there's an direct corolation between times u jerk off and wet dreams
the more you jerk off/have sex/etc the less you have wet dreams
 
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Old 05-05-2008, 12:49 PM
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anyone ever have them?

i had one last night where i was fuckin this girl in the ass, n i wokeup blowin a full load, like a huge load, i felt my shit pumpin over n over again just shootin out more n more jizz, like 3oz's of cum, totally fucked my boxers and there was so much it even leaked out of my boxers onto my bed and blankets
Pics or it didn't happen!!

Wet dreams ftw!
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