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Old 05-01-2008, 10:37 PM
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Celibacy:My Story

I plan on using this thread to document what i am now taking as an oath of celibacy.
I just came to the conclusion that instead of getting laid or doing anything of that nature, i should try Celibacy to see what its is like
i am not saying i get a lot of action or anything like that at all because i don't get that much pretty average.
I don't think this will be that easy i mean masturbation is a nono too i plan on doing this for at least 10 months or more.

i will be updating this constantly i think unless i forget in which case ill remember soon enough

but for now, the oath of celibacy begins now.
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good luck man! ur rite, it wont be easy, but its got its benefits...one of my guy friends was pretty much a man whore and he kept getting himself nervous and in trouble so he went celebit for a year...he turned out an even better guy than he was before and appreciated himself and any girl he was with better afterwards
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good luck man! ur rite, it wont be easy, but its got its benefits...one of my guy friends was pretty much a man whore and he kept getting himself nervous and in trouble so he went celebit for a year...he turned out an even better guy than he was before and appreciated himself and any girl he was with better afterwards
so best of luck!
thanx so much for that support you guys, i really hope to gain a lot of knowledge and experiance from this, in the hopes to become a better individual


for a few hours im doin good
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thanx so much for that support you guys, i really hope to gain a lot of knowledge and experiance from this, in the hopes to become a better individual


for a few hours im doin good
just curious. . . lets say you meet someone during this time,
what are ya gonna do?
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Why? I could go like a day or two.. Maybe.. Nah. Fuck it.
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just curious. . . lets say you meet someone during this time,
what are ya gonna do?

I'm guessing exercise some self control......
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im sending over 3 whores, to talk you out of this,,,,

i can honestly say ive contiplated some ceazy things before,,,






,, but being celibate,,, is not one of them,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Good luck!
I sorta did that.
After a rocky relationship.
It was also that and my brain not being muddled by boy drama
I learned a lot of stuff about my self
and learned to <3 myself, which was great.
But that sucks! I wouldn't be able to go w/o masturbating, like..if I had something, yknow?
Knowing that I have a toy, i wouldnt' be able to not please myself.
but if i didn't have a vibrator it would be easy.
but like..
you can't cut off your hand,
so idk. hehe
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Damn dude, don't let that shit back up into your sex organs! At least milk your shit once in awhile!!!
I can see wanting to take a break from other people, but don't deny yourself your own healthy releases. It's a physiologic function: point (parasympathetic nervous system) and shoot (sympathetic nervous system).
Celibate and masterbate. LOL
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im sending over 3 whores, to talk you out of this,,,,

i can honestly say ive contiplated some ceazy things before,,,






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ha, i liked those smilees, send them whores over in 10 months pleaze
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Damn dude, don't let that shit back up into your sex organs! At least milk your shit once in awhile!!!
I can see wanting to take a break from other people, but don't deny yourself your own healthy releases. It's a physiologic function: point (parasympathetic nervous system) and shoot (sympathetic nervous system).
Celibate and masterbate. LOL
lol i sopose, how many times should i milk my self?
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lol i sopose, how many times should i milk my self?
once to twice an hour should suffice
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4 days in and i really have no desire to have sex or anything even linked to sex so i guess im doin pretty good!

however i have yet to milk myself.... i think i should wait till i feel like either i milk myself or go get laid... im not sure yet
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