Riddlez -are you smart enough to get this shit?-

[Smokin*Buddah]

The bowl was shiney, like a mirror. As they peered into the reflection of themselves contemplating life, Romeo muttered " Bloody mary, Bloody mary, Bloody mary"

Romeo and Juliet both fell dead of shear terror, dropping the once glossy bowl to the hard pavement.

They say Bloody mary still creeps beneath the reflection of you, you, you........



.... and even YOU!!

[Blutteufel]

Originally Posted by BoxHound

THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS- The Cpt. was blind, he ate the meat on the island not knowing it was human flesh. now at civilization he ate it realizing it was different. making him a cannible, killing himself.

What the fuck? How the hell can he command a ship when he can't see shit? That doesn't make much sense, but then again, I'm pretty damn drunk. Fuck it.

[Advil]

the bowl just decided to split in half and the sound scared juliet so she went nuts and stabbed romeo then realizing what she did she stabbed herself?

[Smokin*Buddah]

Originally Posted by Advil

the bowl just decided to split in half and the sound scared juliet so she went nuts and stabbed romeo then realizing what she did she stabbed herself?

no foul play.

i still blame bloddy mary

[Advil]

Originally Posted by Smokin*Buddah

no foul play.

i still blame bloddy mary

oh...then they had bad hearts so when it broke the sound scared the shit out of them and they both had a heart attack?

[Smokin*Buddah]

Originally Posted by Advil

oh...then they had bad hearts so when it broke the sound scared the shit out of them and they both had a heart attack?

Good call


i still think bloody mary did it though.

[Advil]

a bowl breaking on its own would scare the shit out of me too lol

I tried the bloody mary thing but it doesn't work

[EuDxKing]

Originally Posted by Advil

a bowl breaking on its own would scare the shit out of me too lol

I tried the bloody mary thing but it doesn't work

I'm too scared to do stuff like that.
I am way too paranoid.

[GimmieMore]

Me too^^^ Just thinking about that shit can have me awake at night.

[BoxHound]

lol exatcly why they crashed the ship, cause he was blind.

[BoxHound]

Romeo and Juliet are fish- Their bowl broke, that's how they died

[BoxHound]

Okay let's try for a third one, a old man and his son are driving home from a baseball game when instantly get hit on by a 18 wheeler. the old man dies instantly, and in critical condition the son is air lifted to a nearby hospital. on his final thread of life the limping surgeon walks in and in shock says I can't do this, that's my son! How is this possible? For further questions no he is not adopted and yes his father is dead.

[D3vO]

Im confused, is the son in the car crash the surgeon and he has to work on his kid or something?

[scoobydooby67]

Originally Posted by BoxHound

Okay let's try for a third one, a old man and his son are driving home from a baseball game when instantly get hit on by a 18 wheeler. the old man dies instantly, and in critical condition the son is air lifted to a nearby hospital. on his final thread of life the limping surgeon walks in and in shock says I can't do this, that's my son! How is this possible? For further questions no he is not adopted and yes his father is dead.

the surgeon is his momma.

can i tell one now?

[jsmak]

Yea I've heard that one before I think, funny how most people don't even consider that the surgeon could be a woman lol.