How do you become the old creepy dude fucking the hot 18 year old in porn?

[suburbantoker]

???????? You know who I'm talking about....

[theVirtuoso]

big penis?



money?

[Advil]

money, lots of it.

[seahag]

haha. dont be that guy.

[hurryupandwait]

start getting into porn now

[stoned budda]

Large penis, that you know how to use, not just stick it in for 45 seconds and your done. You got to be able to get it hard keep it hard, cum, and do the whole thing again.

Oh and you have to be willing to accept the fact that these women are skanks for the most part and every time you touch them you risk getting an STD.

[Medicine Al]

Originally Posted by stoned budda

Large penis, that you know how to use, not just stick it in for 45 seconds and your done. You got to be able to get it hard keep it hard, cum, and do the whole thing again.

Oh and you have to be willing to accept the fact that these women are skanks for the most part and every time you touch them you risk getting an STD.

You sound like a pretty experienced creepy old guy. Viagra much?

I like that you throw in the Mysogyny as well, for the bonus.

As to the OP. I'd say get old, and have some spending money, and nothing better to do. It's what Nevada is for.

[stoned budda]

Originally Posted by Medicine Al

You sound like a pretty experienced creepy old guy. Viagra much?

I like that you throw in the Mysogyny as well, for the bonus.

As to the OP. I'd say get old, and have some spending money, and nothing better to do. It's what Nevada is for.

LOL, No man, no Viagra yet, knock on wood. I'm 44, so i expect I'll need it down the road.

Oh and whats with the misogyny remark, i dont hate women or think of them as inferior. The fact is that there are some nasty bitches out there, and there are also lady's. Just as there are nasty men, and men who practice good hygiene. I love your liberal view of things, your always looking for injustice in everything. Anyone with a conservative view must be a misogynistic, gay bashing, anti-drug, gun toting, bible thumping, hate monger. What a sad way to go through life.

[Buzzwell420]

Originally Posted by hurryupandwait

start getting into porn now

Originally Posted by stoned budda

Large penis, that you know how to use, not just stick it in for 45 seconds and your done. You got to be able to get it hard keep it hard, cum, and do the whole thing again.

Oh and you have to be willing to accept the fact that these women are skanks for the most part and every time you touch them you risk getting an STD.

what they said

[g0t mike]

push dope on a bitch!!

or find one that loves being in front of a camera

[BubbleFunker]

From Stoned Buddah: Oh and you have to be willing to accept the fact that these women are skanks for the most part and every time you touch them you risk getting an STD.

And that's not misogyny? What makes you think the guys in porn aren't skanks as well? Especially the "old creepy dude."

[Chopped&Faded]

If you are a man looking to get into the porn industry, might as well forget it.

If you are a female, you can be in whenever you decide you'd like to be.

If you've ever watched porn you will realize that they use the same guys over and over and over. This is because they are staples of the porn industry who reliably perform on a consistant basis.

Porn isn't all fun and games like sex. The male star has to be able to get hard on command, cum on command, sit around waiting for the chicks makeup to be done, etc, etc.

[stoned budda]

Originally Posted by BubbleFunker

From Stoned Buddah: Oh and you have to be willing to accept the fact that these women are skanks for the most part and every time you touch them you risk getting an STD.

And that's not misogyny? What makes you think the guys in porn aren't skanks as well? Especially the "old creepy dude."

[/Quote=Stoned Budda]: Oh and whats with the misogyny remark, i dont hate women or think of them as inferior. The fact is that there are some nasty bitches out there, and there are also lady's. Just as there are nasty men, and men who practice good hygiene.


Whats so wrong with that statement, maybe you dont read well but as you can plainly see i included the men!

The girls in those movies are proven not to have the highest of moral standards, and as i said neither do the men in that profession.

What are you going to try and convince us that these people are not at an increased risk?

Talk about jumping the gun, next time take a deep breath and relax a minute and take the time to read it.

[Sir Smoke A Lot]

is all you motherfuckers do on here is look for ways to find where people are wrong or start up arguments for no reason? god damn...

[the roach]

Originally Posted by BubbleFunker

What makes you think the guys in porn aren't skanks as well?

Men can't be skanks, it's a harsh double standard.

To the OP: first you have to get into the porn industry, and then probably make the right connections.