Masturbation Synonyms

[NevrADullMoment]

I am writing a paper on self pleasure and instead of saying masturbation a million times I am using different phrases... Just to keep things interesting.

I have started making them up because I don't want to repeat myself. I also have a hard time thinking of any that apply specifically to women.

Here are some of the ones I can think of;

gamete reduction exercise
flogging the donkey
whacking it
shucking corn
rub one out
mount the digits
"self reflection."

I am running out of slang....Help! Even if you make them up.

[the color green]

jerking off, jacking off, spanking the monkey, manual self-stimulation

[jcmartin86]

oh c'mon...how could you possibly miss this one???

Firin' off some knuckle children

[J-Pimp.]

Is this a formal paper of anysort?

If so, I think its more appropriate to have a standardized, politically correct term.

If not:

Choking the chicken
Beating Off
Battling the one eyed warrior.
Spanking the monkey.
Fapping.

and a whole plethora of other various slang.

[Ballz2TheWallz]

For women, "shlicking".

[the color green]

Originally Posted by J-Pimp.

Is this a formal paper of anysort?

If so, I think its more appropriate to have a standardized, politically correct term.

If not:

Choking the chicken
Beating Off
Battling the one eyed warrior.
Spanking the monkey.
Fapping.

and a whole plethora of other various slang.

I bet he's just writing the paper with an attitude on purpose

[Thrill]

Dude. This is the fucking best thread ever.

Beating your meat.
Spitting the Snake.

I dunno. Be creative?

[l0gic]

my favorite has always been punching the clown

[CanibasConsumer]

rubbin one out, pullin the pud, bustin a nut, and for women, flicking the bean.
more to come...

[BluntBurna]

"Cuttin' the cancer risk"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

[J-Pimp.]

Exciting friction-based nerves till muscle spasm.

[BubbleFunker]

playing the ole skinflute, smoothin out the wrinkles. . .scratchin that itch. LOL

[Hempfarmer]

5 knuckle shuffle

[BurnOutYeah!]

"Fingering your man-pussy", IDK, its something I heard at a party.

[TToken]

c.. knuckles