Masturbation Synonyms

[nushaganazad]

Dan's lil happy time.

[pjanowski69]

For chicks, flickin the bean.

[CanibasConsumer]

^^said that already

[pjanowski69]

Originally Posted by CanibasConsumer

^^said that already

sorry, I was looking if someone said it and I didnt see it, and now I do see it of course.

[skatealex2]

masturskation (hmmm now i know what to do)

[whitehippo]

walking the giraffe

[CanibasConsumer]

male:
Duking Jimmy Dean, Bleeding your Jimmy, Shaking the lava lamp, Scraping the ManTool, Pleasing your power cord, Hand-starting your man-handle, Slapping the One-Eyed Champ, Sharpening the pork stick, Spit-polishing the purple-headed stormtrooper, Dancing with the blue-veined custard chucker, Massaging the czar, Sucker-punching the skin bus, Oiling the Serpent, Having an arm-wrestle with the squirmin' German.

female:
fingering, diddling, slip 'n' slide, soap it up, click the mouse, pet the kitty, stroke the cat, powder your nose, tickle your fancy, self-service, declare your independence, finger-bang,
riding the pillow, flick the bristles, dialing the pink telephone, polishing the pearl

[NevrADullMoment]

Oh Man! If only all research were this easy. I like the "5 knuckle shuffle" and "flicking the bean".

How about;

"Spelunking"
Groping the grotto
Stirring the soup.

[crackrockstdy89]

Guys:
Tap dancing
The Spanish Danceoff
Stroking and Smoking
Hang Gliding
My wife isn't home
The pudding slide
Informal Greeting

Girls:
Popping In
Entering the cave
Mom isn't home
Hey, pussy whats up
The rag-tag trio

[BurnOutYeah!]

I'm pretty sure you can use anything out of context to make it about masturbation.

Universal Serial Bus, eh eh.

[Scythe]

If you need one for a situation where someone gets caught, just say. "I was cleaning it and it went off."

[SwollenThumb]

Cleaning the pipes, riding the missile, scratching yoda behind the ears, hands to the gonads, stirring the crock pot, impeaching cheney, squirming the spermies, locking the missile, evicting the tenets, fetching the stick, going to subway for jared, ejaculating one's penis with the intent of having a messy orgasm, Snapping into a slim jim... for a start

[Foop]

Fapping
Flogging the dolphin

[BTNHtoker13]

my favorite: SELF SPLURGING

[the roach]

goin' to fuck yourself.