Helen Mirren and My Penis

[Bencker]

Originally Posted by Foop

The state she is in? She isn't a used car.

No i didn't mean it like that, i mean i wouldn't sleep with her cause the way she looks now, she is an old lady dude, and i'm not even twenty yet. But whatever rows your floating boat

[the roach]

Originally Posted by Highbinder

No thanks.

Originally Posted by Spade420

dude...you're either 60 or high as fuck...

Originally Posted by Bencker

No man i could never hit that. Not in the state she is now.

Originally Posted by codybridges69

dude your gonna be that one dude off grandma's boy who fucks the old ass lady haha

Originally Posted by Bencker

No i didn't mean it like that, i mean i wouldn't sleep with her cause the way she looks now, she is an old lady dude, and i'm not even twenty yet. But whatever rows your floating boat

I have to agree, she's a bit over the hill imo.

[Foop]

Physical appearance only plays a small factor. She may be old and not as pleasing to the eye as most of you are used to. But she has experience, and experience is where it is at when it comes to sex. Give me the most attractive girl you can find, but her appearance wont matter when you figure out she cant give felatio to save her life and that she flops around the bed like a dying fish. A lady like Helen Mirren would take you into her bossom, embrace you, bring you to orgasm before resting your trembling body back on the sweat soaked bed. She seems like the kind of lady who would have no trouble dominating you or letting you dominate her. And you know that sexy mouth of hers knows its way around the end of a penis.

[the roach]

Originally Posted by Foop

Physical appearance only plays a small factor. She may be old and not as pleasing to the eye as most of you are used to. But she has experience, and experience is where it is at when it comes to sex. Give me the most attractive girl you can find, but her appearance wont matter when you figure out she cant give felatio to save her life and that she flops around the bed like a dying fish. A lady like Helen Mirren would take you into her bossom, embrace you, bring you to orgasm before resting your trembling body back on the sweat soaked bed. She seems like the kind of lady who would have no trouble dominating you or letting you dominate her. And you know that sexy mouth of hers knows its way around the end of a penis.

Does this come from personal experience with Helen, or is this all just speculation?

[Foop]

Speculation, but my speculation is usually spot on, so you can bank on it.

[Palmer Eldritch]

I'll stand with you Foop. I have no fear of older women

[stoned budda]

I'd do her, shit i mean I'm sure in one of my many nights spent in inebriation I've done worst.

[Foop]

Hell yes, that is what I like to here. Two more for the Helen Mirren bandwagon.

[whitewarrior]

She's a very attractive woman, even today, I'd hook up with her, she could teach me a thing or two...

[IGotTheCottons]

I could never... Not in a million years... There's no way my dick's gonna get hard lookin at some old, wrinkly ass lady. It's just not happenin.

She can have all the experience in the world, but that don't mean shit if she's not physically attractive.

[krazyskitzo420]

Originally Posted by Foop

You guys just don't know what a real woman should be like. Think of her as an aged wine, the more years, the better. Here is her winning the Oscar, tell me you would not be all over that

http://z.about.com/d/jewelry/1/7/3/D/helen_mirren.jpg

Just because a woman has a few wrinkles and miles under her belt does not mean you should cast her aside. She grew up through the age of love and I bet you she could show you a few tricks under the sheets.

i understand where your coming from. just because a girl doesnt look like a model it doesnt mean that she should be denied love. your a very wise man foop And your funny as hell. Mushrooms are a amazing drug. they give you a wise outlook on life. at least i think so. i prolly wouldnt hook up with her because of the age difference. but she is attractive.

+Rep My fellow Psychonaut

[stoned budda]

Come on, you wouldn't hit this?



Shit i got wood just thinking about it.

[krazyskitzo420]

I personally wouldn't but i see where foops coming from . foop starts some funny threads. pretty random too. almost as funny as the guy that asked if he could fax acid.

[amsterdamage]

Time has treated her well.

..and she was very cute when she was young!

[blackdahlia515]

If she were a little younger no doubt I would destroy that beyond all repair. But now she's an old lady, I can't get around that.