Helen Mirren and My Penis

[scoobydooby67]

Originally Posted by Cali Ounces

whats the difference between acne and priests?


















acne doesnt come on boys faces until after they turn twelve

im stealing this.

[Bencker]

Originally Posted by Foop

See? My kind of girl.

I mean come on

look at that, You can not tell me that that is just not a beautiful thing. And they still look just as good 30 years later.

Wow that's some nice titties

[somekind]

she's hot

[Spade420]

Originally Posted by Cali Ounces

whats the difference between acne and priests?


















acne doesnt come on boys faces until after they turn twelve

LMAO that's sooo sig-worthy.

[Highbinder]

No thanks.

[Spade420]

Originally Posted by Foop

Here is her a little more recently


still sexy as all hell. Night out on the town with Helen Mirren? Yes please.

dude...you're either 60 or high as fuck...

[Foop]

You guys just don't know what a real woman should be like. Think of her as an aged wine, the more years, the better. Here is her winning the Oscar, tell me you would not be all over that

http://z.about.com/d/jewelry/1/7/3/D/helen_mirren.jpg

Just because a woman has a few wrinkles and miles under her belt does not mean you should cast her aside. She grew up through the age of love and I bet you she could show you a few tricks under the sheets.

[Bencker]

No man i could never hit that. Not in the state she is now.

[codybridges69]

dude your gonna be that one dude off grandma's boy who fucks the old ass lady haha

[Foop]

The state she is in? She isn't a used car. You guys just need to start bedding some older ladies and then your tune will change. Helen Mirren is pure sex appeal, be it 30 years ago, or today. The woman oozes sophistication, demure, intelligence, and raw sexuality. Sign me up.

[BubbleFunker]

Originally Posted by Foop

You guys just don't know what a real woman should be like. Think of her as an aged wine, the more years, the better. Here is her winning the Oscar, tell me you would not be all over that

http://z.about.com/d/jewelry/1/7/3/D/helen_mirren.jpg

Just because a woman has a few wrinkles and miles under her belt does not mean you should cast her aside. She grew up through the age of love and I bet you she could show you a few tricks under the sheets.

These are little boys u r talking to. They haven't even been with real women yet themselves.

Damn, I'm a woman, and I'd do Helen in a moment! She has nice boobs. I love women!!!! And I'm not gay.

[Foop]

Originally Posted by BubbleFunker

These are little boys u r talking to. They haven't even been with real women yet themselves.

Damn, I'm a woman, and I'd do Helen in a moment! She has nice boobs. I love women!!!! And I'm not gay.

Now that is what I am talking about. Hot hot hot. Glad to see someone else is on the same boat as me. Nice little suite at the Hilton in Montreal, 1 king size bed, 3 bottles of champagne, a warm bath drawn in the tub, a couple packs of cigarettes to break in the view of the balcony, and 1 Helen Mirren dressed in a slinky dress, a man could die happy.

[Medicine Al]

Originally Posted by Foop

Now that is what I am talking about. Hot hot hot. Glad to see someone else is on the same boat as me. Nice little suite at the Hilton in Montreal, 1 king size bed, 3 bottles of champagne, a warm bath drawn in the tub, a couple packs of cigarettes to break in the view of the balcony, and 1 Helen Mirren dressed in a slinky dress, a man could die happy.

Its nice to have goals. That's one funky fantasy. I wish you all the luck in the world, I think...

[flowerchild]

Originally Posted by Foop

You guys just don't know what a real woman should be like. Think of her as an aged wine, the more years, the better. Here is her winning the Oscar, tell me you would not be all over that

http://z.about.com/d/jewelry/1/7/3/D/helen_mirren.jpg

Just because a woman has a few wrinkles and miles under her belt does not mean you should cast her aside. She grew up through the age of love and I bet you she could show you a few tricks under the sheets.

awwwwww marry me??

[doob3r]

Originally Posted by Cali Ounces

whats the difference between acne and priests?












acne doesnt come on boys faces until after they turn twelve

be careful with that one its an antique