Someone explain to me the appeal of ass sex...

[Drunkship]

Originally Posted by Bencker

Haha if you want a really funny story about anal sex read this one:

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...nsue.phtml#278

It's called "Tucker tries buttsex, hilarity does not ensue"

Haha that was the first thing that came to my mind after reading the OP but it seems you have beaten me to it. Touche.

[Bencker]

Originally Posted by Drunkship

Haha that was the first thing that came to my mind after reading the OP but it seems you have beaten me to it. Touche.

Haha, tucker is the man

Personally, i wouldn't mind trying it. But my girlfriend doesn't want to, and i'm fine with that.

[LucySD420]

ow. from a girls point of veiw that has totally been on the reseving end of that. ow. the next day i couldnt squat down. mind you he was hung like a porn star.

[PinkGoo]

Originally Posted by LucySD420

ow. from a girls point of veiw that has totally been on the reseving end of that. ow. the next day i couldnt squat down. mind you he was hung like a porn star.

Same.

Question for guys... arrange in order of preference: anal, vaginal, oral. If the girl was equally ecstatic about all three... rank just out of YOUR pleasure.

[Bencker]

Originally Posted by PinkGoo

Same.

Question for guys... arrange in order of preference: anal, vaginal, oral. If the girl was equally ecstatic about all three... rank just out of YOUR pleasure.

Edit

Eh, nevermind.. can't decide.

[FrostyNugs420]

I would have to say vaginal, oral, anal. I've never tried anal, but if it isn't pleasurable for the girl, then I don't think it would turn me on.

O and I read that whole Tucker story lol. I can't believe that actually happened. that is the worst possible senario lol

[junkiedays]

Originally Posted by .Ret3p^

Also, it's very bad for the female, if she gets fucked in the ass regularly shes going to have major problems when shes 60+

But what do I know..

Oh dear... Add that to the miles long list of reasons I don't want anything to do with anal sex.


Personally, never tried it, never will, doesn't sound fun to me. But if others like it, more power to 'em. It just ain't my thing.

[xXMelkorXx]

That tucker guy is an asshole..reminds me of all the guys i see crawling the bars, thinking their the shit..i always just wave a bottle of alcohol over their drink..to drunk to notice..

yea go have fun with your coke with ice bitch

[coolrunnings]

Its not bad on account of the fact that girls dont poop.

Its the cleanest hole.

[junkiedays]

Originally Posted by coolrunnings

Its not bad on account of the fact that girls dont poop.

Its the cleanest hole.

We poop.
It's just that when we do, roses and butterflies come out.





It's really a bitch trying to flush those butterflies though, they keep trying to fly away.

[tiny_riots]

Originally Posted by Chaohinon

Agreed. Just from observing conversations, I find the majority of (if not all) guys who claim to desire buttsex are the same kind of shallow knuckledraggers who are only attracted to skinny blondes and wouldn't think twice about revealing intimate details for the sake of bragging rights. So I'm firm in believing that the appeal in anal sex has much more to do with subjugation and sexual conquest than actual physical pleasure. I mean, I'd be utterly turned off just knowing how much discomfort I would do to a girl. And if she actually enjoyed it, I'd have to wonder where the hell she's been.

With that said, anal is much more suitable for males, as that's where our G-spot is located.

Oh come on, that's ridiculous. Have you ever slapped a girl's ass during doggie style? Lots of people get a kick out of that. And doesn't that have a little bit to do with dominance and subjugation? It's on a different level, but still the same idea........

[coolrunnings]

Originally Posted by junkiedays

We poop.
It's just that when we do, roses and butterflies come out.





It's really a bitch trying to flush those butterflies though, they keep trying to fly away.

[mattc707]

Oral sex FTW. Nothing like a blowjob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[adapt]

Originally Posted by PinkGoo

It's pretty painful to have a thick, rigid object thrusted up your ass for a prolonged period of time... wouldn't you think? The only thing that's a turn-on about it is the fact that the guy really likes it... but that doesn't help the discomfort much.

Seriously, why do some guys like it... don't they realize that shit comes out of that hole? Maybe someone should tell them.

what the hell are you talking about? girls don't poop.

edit: damn, someone beet me to it

[Dualified]

Originally Posted by Bencker

Haha if you want a really funny story about anal sex read this one:

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...nsue.phtml#278

It's called "Tucker tries buttsex, hilarity does not ensue"

i don't think it's worth it after all.