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it's the exotic-ness of it that makes it fun, as for the oral, anal, vag competition, i prefer vag before anal, but ive never had a blowjob with any of the girls ive hooked up with
they just want to get right down to business.shit i'm baked... |
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*Ahem*...
Has anyone ever perhaps read the fucking awesome book "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" By Tucker Max? Fuck! I can't remember if it's an underline or quotation marks that goes on books...oh well im lit. ![]()
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when you're finger bangin her, try goin down on her first, even if she tells you to stop, then try to get her to 69 with you. even if they don't like suckin D, they can't get enough of getting eaten out |
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could prolly work.......
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just the tip, just for a second, I promise.
" oops, i slipped" I really not into playing in the mudd, done it before, enojyed it until i got stuck, cause she tensed up.... tho, the though of shit, still kinda turns me off... I mean sometimes in the heat, anything goes.... but it wouldn't be an everyday preferance.
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Just simply get an enema. I read all 24 pages of this and it seems like a common complaint is literally, "It's shitty". Lol, but I guess I'm a lucky man. Whenever my girl is in the mood I for sure don't turn her down. I've made her orgasm through clit stimulation.. dick + vagina only, g spot, and anal. Straight from her mouth was that the anal orgasm was definitely the strongest she's had, except for the g-spot orgasm and especially the first time I made her orgasm (just rubbing clit)... Which was actually her first time to orgasm period.. and she's been with 4 guys prior to me. I still don't get this. Getting a girl to orgasm is easy, but to get them to REALLY orgasm is just fun
I guess there are a lot of really bad guys out there or something? |
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anal lovin
my ex loved anal, it's just a mater of knowing how to do it correctly. If shes had a bowel movement recently, a shower is usually all thats needed to clean up enough for anal penetration. as far as pain goes, its all about the concept of "knock first, dont barge in" lots of lube and slowly work your way up using one finger, then 2, and up to the real deal, just make sure either you, or her, are workin the clit the whole tim to keep things feelin good
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this thread makes me hate life. you know how when you were a kid and you were promised something and you get smacked with a big NO?
girl always says yea till i drop my shorts, makes me mad and wanna stab her...with my cawk...
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for some reason.... all i can think about when i read this is.... Jack ass II... the skit, where steve - o funneld a beer into his ass..... then they used a plunger to get it out... beautiful of cinimatic artistry...
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I saw this in somebodies sig and had to qoute it, good lord girl, leave nothing at the door do you?
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Wait, what door? There was a door? Where?
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If you've never read his book, here's the story: http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...nsue.phtml#278
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