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Old 03-25-2008, 05:53 PM
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Are you fucking kidding me
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,340942,00.html

YEAH BULL SHIT. she shoulda said coke or heroine or meth or something.

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how about letting her walk in on you being blazed as fuck in your room

i'm talking just go smoke all of your shit and if she asks what your doing just tell her your "destroying evidence" as you take another toke.
 
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Old 03-25-2008, 05:55 PM
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Just goes to show you. Not only will marijuana turn you into bloodthirsty murderer, it will dry up your vaginal canal. This shit is no joke.

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Old 03-25-2008, 06:03 PM
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good thing i always carry a bottle of spermicidal lube
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:06 PM
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Just goes to show you. Not only will marijuana turn you into bloodthirsty murderer, it will dry up your vaginal canal. This shit is no joke.

MARIJUANA KILLS

rofl right
 
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:12 PM
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HAHA instead of "get me a drink too man i got cotton mouth" the new saying now i guess can be " i need some lube i got cotton vag"
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:25 PM
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HAHA instead of "get me a drink too man i got cotton mouth" the new saying now i guess can be " i need some lube i got cotton vag"






AAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

BRILLIANT!
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HAHA instead of "get me a drink too man i got cotton mouth" the new saying now i guess can be " i need some lube i got cotton vag"

ROFL!
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Old 03-25-2008, 07:21 PM
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good thing i always carry a bottle of spermicidal lube
lmao.

thats bull mj makes me more horny not less...lol.
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Old 03-25-2008, 07:36 PM
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that just silly.

pot makes me wet.

mmm.
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Old 03-25-2008, 07:38 PM
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good thing i always carry a bottle of spermicidal lube
I seriously wish I could get some raw spermicide. I'd fucking bathe in it...

I hate the idea of microscopic little thingys swimming around...

Lets just say I have a serious sperm-phobia...
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HAHA instead of "get me a drink too man i got cotton mouth" the new saying now i guess can be " i need some lube i got cotton vag"
lmfao!!!!
 
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Old 03-25-2008, 08:41 PM
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are you kidding me? Thats Charles Manson shit.
 
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ive never been with a girl who's dry, especially when stoned.
 
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Yeah really man ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Post in the right forum..... I guess your one of the few that can write but not read.
 
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