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Do you have a name for your one eyed monster?
Well I've gone through a fair amount of names in the past for my dick, but my new one I decided on today is The Washington Monument.
Why you ask? Well that's simple, it's by far the greatest Washington, DC landmark.
Other's have included
-The Energy Sword (cuz it kills in one blow)
-Homeless Joe (cuz he's just looking for a warm place to stay)
-The Motherboard (cuz it used to think for me)
-Metal Storm (if you don't know, Metal Storm is this research company that produces electronically triggered weapons that shoot projectiles fucking ABSURDLY fast, so yeah, chose this one cuz my Metal Storm makes it rain on dem hoes)
Add to the list!
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R.I.P. Sean Taylor.. #21
"And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin but head.
" -Big L, R.I.P.
D-U-K-E DUKE DUKE DUKE
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