waxing body hair

[JohnnyWeedSeed]

i thought of this while looking at the "manscape" thread but i didint wanna jack it. im getting sick of shavin my nuts and shit every damn day so i was thinking of getting it all waxed. yeah thats right, you heard me. im gonna get EVERYTHING waxed clean. how bad does this shit really hurt and how long does it last b4 the hair comes back? info from the ladies would be nice as i know alot of you do this kind of thing on the regular. help me out so i know what im in for.

[KillerSmoke]

You would have to be insane to wax the manscape.

[the roach]

Holy shit...

You've got courage.

[JohnnyWeedSeed]

i have determination son... and a little touch of insanity dont hurt either ;-p but yeah thats how sick i am of shaving. the manscape WILL be waxed! no one knows the answers i require tho?

p.s. i have a raiging hangover.

[White Stacey]

My advice would be to look into a waxing or esthetics forums.

[metalstonerking]

I think if i tried to get it waxed, theyd just look at me and be like...

Sir, what you have requires far more extensive measures than waxing. Im sorry; theres nothing we can do for you.

And ill be like

hee hee my nuts are out

then ill be sad because im too hairy

but then i wont care

anyways....
yeah i imagine waxing would hurt like a bitch... probably takes like a month id say to grow back

but thats very likely completely wrong

[the roach]

It's possible, but alchohol would definitely help the process.

as for trying to gauge how long it would take to grow back, try waxing a single (small) strip of your leg.

[JohnnyWeedSeed]

your damn right roach! imma get fucked up b4 i go. i just hope its a hot chick waxin my boys. haha yeah be my luck some gay dude with a lisp will try to "help" me! ewwwww!

[Cface]

The hell with what you're doing Johnny. Just keep it neat and trim. Keep the top a nice square shave and the bottom you only gotta shave maybe once a week. The girlies don't mind a bit of hair, but this isn't the 80s either so let's not go full on tarzan either.
Crazy ass... *mumbles*... maybe you should lay off the liquor and weed :O

[Predator1]

Originally Posted by JohnnyWeedSeed

i thought of this while looking at the "manscape" thread but i didint wanna jack it

Double entendre FTW

If you're gonna do it Johnny, more power to ya. I sure as shit wouldn't.
If you go completely bald you'll look like a nine year old

[Cface]

Originally Posted by Predator1

If you go completely bald you'll look like a nine year old

Agreed.

[chicken]

i take it you aint seen the episode off of'' JACKASS'' ,,where they waxed some dudes nuts,,, he screamed like a stuck pig.....

knowing my luck when they pulled the waxing off,,, my whole wrinkled up cod-sack would come off also!!!!!

i dont shave my nuts,,, gives the ladies something to do,,, after a good blowjob,,,, picking the hair from the back of her throat....

[Tootsie ~ blue]

it hurts..BAD! I get my bikini line waxed on occasion..and it fucking hurts like you cant even imagine, and thats just my bikini line...and I'm no baby when it comes to pain.

It takes about 3-4 weeks for it to grow back, but it might be less for guys 'cause you guys are more hairy.
You might want them just to do a little tiny strip first so you can see how much it hurts, because once that wax is on there's only one way for it to come off.
Good Luck buddy!

[Stonedgobln420]

Haha at first I was gonna say dont get it done the week before your period....then my littel fried brain rememebred....

Its gonna hurt, but Ive been told ot pop an ibuprofen an hour before the appointment, and to trim hair to 1/4 inch.

As tootsie said, it can last about 3-4 weeks, and the really good part is that when you do get waxed, the hair when it does grow back will bea bit finer and softer, and in some cases if you do it long enough you wil hardly have any growning back.

Check out some waxing places in your area, they call it a "boy/man/guy zilian"

BEst of luck.

[chicken]

well as you see.... you had 2 females tell you it aint no thing,,,,, o.k.

and they can squeeze a 8lb... baby out thier twat,,,,,, so yeah i imagine this aint shit to them,,,,,

dude your in for some pain,,,,, i'd rather pull my bottom lip over my forehead,,, than do this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!