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Old 06-29-2007, 06:54 AM
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Okay, I was just at a party and my friend hooked me up with this girl he knew from school. I was super nervous. well anyway as we leave she takes me into her car. my heart started beating like crazy. I was real tense. she then unzipped my pants, put her hand on my dick and as soon as she did that I immediatly came and then I started farting. I felt so awkward about it I just looked at the floor and wanted it to end. when it finally did she just left. I couldnt even look up at her, she just walked out and I went home. Right now I feel so uncomfortable and naked, can you comfort me?
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Old 06-29-2007, 07:02 AM
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Old 06-29-2007, 07:08 AM
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im beyond baked right now, and right when i read WHEN SHE TOUCHED IT I IMMEDIATLY CAME AND STARTED FARTING my brain came and i couldnt stop laughing for 5 mins straight. thats sucks so bad man
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Old 06-29-2007, 07:34 AM
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that sounds shitty but im sorry i just cant believe one word of that. seriously dude, are you friends with fade to black or amsterdamalex by any chance?
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Old 06-29-2007, 08:37 AM
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that sounds shitty but im sorry i just cant believe one word of that. seriously dude, are you friends with fade to black or amsterdamalex by any chance?
lol i remember that annoying POS amsterdamalex. thats the dude who kept claiming he blacked out and woke up in different countries lol. btw lol i think this thread is bullshit, even forgetting about what you claim happened, you then say "Right now I feel so uncomfortable and naked, can you comfort me?" lol that sounds so corny and retarded, plus why the fuck are you still naked??
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lets say he is telling the truth - it took a lot of balls for him to tell us, and it's something he's probably very self conscious and feels awkward about, and him saying he feels naked is metaphorical, anyway, my point is, we owe him the benefit of the dought. i don't get what the point would be of him lying about this. maybe i'm too gullible, but i need reason before it crosses my mind that they are lying. like they need to have been caught lying, then i'm suspicous whenever they say something. and the way you guys are responding is disrespectful imho.

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Next time you go to a party, beat off five or six times just before you go, in case you hook up again. Also, smoke ten grams of some dank shit and drink a pint of vodka. I guarantee that you won't come early (or at all).
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unlucky man but..
holy fucking shit that was funny

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Next time you go to a party, beat off five or six times just before you go, in case you hook up again. Also, smoke ten grams of some dank shit and drink a pint of vodka. I guarantee that you won't come early (or at all).
yeah. get as much of the hornyness out as you can before going,..and maybe eat some gas-less food/drink ??
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maybe your better off man, somebody that easy might well be infected.
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