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Old 04-18-2007, 08:28 AM
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FUNNY STORY.....fell asleep masterbating
Well,
dont give me shit...we've all done it..

so, heres the story.

I was up since 7pm yesterday...and then today..around 9...i was dead tired..but couldn't sleep...so arount 9m the next day (today) I decided to pull on off to help the situation.

Well......needless to say....i woke up a few hours later...still in the process and was like...WTF!?!?!..what just happend?

Helped me get to sleep for a bit...and was quite a needed nap.

Enjoy the story
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Old 04-18-2007, 08:47 AM
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When you woke up did you continue?
 
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When you woke up did you continue?
Do you really want to know?
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:17 AM
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I've did this once. My mom walked past me (I was sleeping on the couch). Thank god she didn't see it.
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Old 04-18-2007, 12:52 PM
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I've did this once. My mom walked past me (I was sleeping on the couch). Thank god she didn't see it.

that would be hilarious .... your mom walking by and ur sleeping with your dick in your hand ... shed be so fuckin confused if she saw you


and to the original post

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-moved- kinda perverted, didnt want all the "general" viewers seeing this one haha.


Funny situation though, never happened to me before. I dont get how you could pass out during something like that. I only kill it if i havent had poon in like 2 weeks, i guess by then im fuckin excited about it lmao, too excited to pass out.

((man in meh younger days before i started skeetin often, used to make meh shit sore i would be at it so much... now a days... its alright, but i would rather have a girl moanin)) plus guys cant give themselves head.

NO COMMENTS ABOUT THAT LAST THING! i know someone will bring up rib removal or Manson... or say they can... i dont care. I like it from a female.
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mama said if I kept that up I'd go blind. I asked her, "Can I do it till I need glasses"?
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^^(must spread more rep around before givin it to ya again)

i tried though LMAO
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^^(must spread more rep around before givin it to ya again)

i tried though LMAO
very happy, I could share some laughter this morning. I'm happier with that than the rep anyways to be honest. it's the thought that counts though, ty. peace
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lol this post is funny he fell asleep wack'n it
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There've been several occasions where I just cum and fall asleep, dick in hand. I'll wake up a few hours later and be like "oh yeah" and clean up.
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I've did this once. My mom walked past me (I was sleeping on the couch). Thank god she didn't see it.
or atleast shes a good pretender....

its happened to me, i just get really high, drunk etc. wanna get on, but i cant.. and bam, i pass the fuck out. cold.
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-moved- kinda perverted, didnt want all the "general" viewers seeing this one haha.


Funny situation though, never happened to me before. I dont get how you could pass out during something like that. I only kill it if i havent had poon in like 2 weeks, i guess by then im fuckin excited about it lmao, too excited to pass out.

((man in meh younger days before i started skeetin often, used to make meh shit sore i would be at it so much... now a days... its alright, but i would rather have a girl moanin)) plus guys cant give themselves head.

NO COMMENTS ABOUT THAT LAST THING! i know someone will bring up rib removal or Manson... or say they can... i dont care. I like it from a female.


LMAO DUDE !!!!!!
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Well,
dont give me shit...we've all done it..

so, heres the story.

I was up since 7pm yesterday...and then today..around 9...i was dead tired..but couldn't sleep...so arount 9m the next day (today) I decided to pull on off to help the situation.

Well......needless to say....i woke up a few hours later...still in the process and was like...WTF!?!?!..what just happend?

Helped me get to sleep for a bit...and was quite a needed nap.

Enjoy the story
I did that once... Woke up a few hours later with it still in my hand, lol
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-moved- kinda perverted, didnt want all the "general" viewers seeing this one haha.


Funny situation though, never happened to me before. I dont get how you could pass out during something like that. I only kill it if i havent had poon in like 2 weeks, i guess by then im fuckin excited about it lmao, too excited to pass out.

((man in meh younger days before i started skeetin often, used to make meh shit sore i would be at it so much... now a days... its alright, but i would rather have a girl moanin)) plus guys cant give themselves head.

NO COMMENTS ABOUT THAT LAST THING! i know someone will bring up rib removal or Manson... or say they can... i dont care. I like it from a female.
Manson didn't have ribs removed so he can suck his own junk (that was just a rumor)... Just wanted to throw that out, lol....
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