Hawaiian Baby Turdrose & Salvia divaboreum

[orangeslice77]

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Hello, has anyone else ever had an experience trying either of these natural disasters? My friend has a theory why these plants do not do shit and another why one has to extract the shit out of them just to feel the bottom layer of disappointment. The active chemicals in these plants and seeds are so fucking minute that you either have to eat a full 16 ounce bag of seeds just to get sick and pray, aside from having an intestinal infection, that you have something that resembles a psycho-active experience. So, when you hear about extraction be very wary about what this means. You have to use deadly chemicals just to receive the prime chemical that you want to separate and ingest. These so called "professional chemists" are in the same "stupid fuck" category that writes books about ufo's, government conspiracies, and religious beliefs. Sure, if you do a full extraction using some deadly chemical you will feel something; sick. If you read all the threads that deal with these shit seeds and plants every single one of them says prepare for nausea. Sign me up! I'm another dumbfuck. One needs to ask oneself about prior hallucinogenic experiences. Have mushrooms ever made you so fucking sick? Maybe you’re a fucking pussy, but my friend has eaten a half ounce of some of the most potent mushrooms and he did get sick but it was a minor symptom to an affect much greater. It is not the number one symptom on the list. You dumb fucks try to stay clear of the real shit probably thinking that you have some sort of higher ground with these shamanistic tools of old. They are not worth shit and if Chief Mojo had an opinion I am sure he would cast all you fuckers in to the pit of despair. So enjoy getting sick as fuck and eat these legal seeds that could not give insight to a fucking ant. I can imagine some dumbass right now in his basement with 30 gallons of polar solvents, paint thinner, and over the fucking counter lighter fluid trying to nab some of that "real shit". Stupid Fuck. That is what you are. Stop wasting all your time trying to extract some shit from a strain of seeds that you are not even sure is the right fucking strain. Keep on straining to figure out if you are going to get a decent batch. Stop wasting your goddamm time and do something that everyone can benefit from - grow some weed or some fucking mushrooms. My friend has tried a shitload of these Salvia plant extractions and guess what? For every increase in percentage of potency there is an increase in the smell of solvent they extract that shit with. The shit is equivalent to huffing gas, and that is exactly what it reminded him of. It is under the radar and over the heads of the dumbasses toking on that shit. If you’re going to waster your goddamm life away making extractions, why don't you fucks extract DMT from grass. It probably grows around that pathetic trailer trash shit-hole you live in and that shit actually gives you insight. So up-yours with a twirling lawn mower you dumbass motherfuckers I'm out. Happy Holidays shitbags. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>
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[Bliz-NATI]

Could have sworn i replyed to the thread.

-Neg rep.

[orangeslice77]

After extracting the ever-living-fuck out some hawaiian baby turdrose, a young man actually extracted and identified a DNA strand from the Lord Jesus Christ. After ingesting the extraction, the moron received severe stomach cramping and had a hallucination of dancing Pepto-Bismol tablets and talking toilet paper. The effects lasted 10-14 with lasting effects to the next day. The after-glow effects consisting of a brown, feces colored sludge that ran down the walls and spelled the following words in order: D-U-M-B-F-U-C-K. After that, a small hand written message; go kill yourself. After which he did kill himself.

Very Trippy Shit!

[LegitBaller]

hahaha i dono whats funnier turdrose or diva BOREUM, hahahah
funny shit dude, i dont like salvia either, however i've never tried lsa, LSD is fly with me

[iShotTupac123]

You ramble much like a crackhead. Do you smoke crack?

[tnh]

You ramble much like a crackhead. Do you smoke crack?

that has a pretty obvious answer

i read have of his original statement and lost 10 IQ points...

i don't think that this needed 5 threads.....

-neg rep