| Hair (Signs)
and the barber says
the long haired freaky people
need not wait
so I put on a wig over my bald head
and went in to ask him why
he said you look like you need a shave and hair cut
I think you do
so I took off my wig and said admagin that
huh you cutting my hair.
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hair hair everywhere there hair
plugging up the drains
breaking the pipes
red blond black brunet
can't you comb your hair
and the sign says
anyone with messy hair
will be shot on sight
so I jumped on my soap box
and yelled at the crowd
what gives you the right
to judge other peoples looks
while not caring about yours
if god were here he'd tell it to your face
man you need a hair cut
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hey now mister can't you read
you got to have a certain comb to your seat
no you can't cut
no you can't comb
you aint supposed to cut here
and the sign says you got to have a hairbrush to get inside
and the sign says everybody welcome
come in and get a hair cut for free
and they passed around a mirror at the end of it all
and I didn't eyes to see
so I got me a comb and scissors
and I made up my own fucking due
and it looked like a bird ripped through it all
but I'm alive and doing fine.
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