Stoned..attempting to rap

[Tenninethousand]

So yeah i just randomly found this chill ass beat that reminded me of smoking, so i wrote this quick retarded verse to it haha

i'm a lazy smoker, fuck yappin off my ass//
i'd rather just chill and laugh about the past//
i grow my own shit, they say i grow potions//
inhale exhale then you're seein slow motion//
stressed out days, it helps get me off//
i buy the finest green, that will make a hippie cough//
bring out the bong, i try to avoid papers//
an 1/8th of these shrooms will make you enjoy nature//
14 grams, put it all in a blunt//
a waste of a half? nah, call it what you want//
i need my weed stong, in this crazed life//
a sober day for me deserves a blazed night//
i feel like im slow, but i spit it quick man//
i'm sinkin in my seat, this weed is quicksand//
if you need a hookup, you know i've got a way
april 20th, yup my only holiday

i matched the lyrics to the beat, so some of the lines probably are short on there..but yeah, my first attempt ever rapping..if you're wondering why i underlined words, it's jsut to show the compound rhyming. btw, im blazeddd

[Red Eyes]

being stoned + listening to my friends ICP makes me write some weird shit man.

BOOM! Motha fucka I'm at you once again.
Not Eminem, go and tell a fucking friend.
You won't be lastin, with that shit about blastin.
I'm diabolic, it be spells I be castin.
Better watch out when I take out my wand.
News Bulletin
Everyone's nightmares were spawned.
Giant Teeth Molars run through town.
Little kids are horrified by the happy clown.
With a knife, he cut you from your life.
Filed for divorce cuz the bitch wasn't your wife.
Tick tock you spontanously combust.
Ashes pour into the seas like cosmic dust.
Ring-Ring.
I don't got the time to come and chatter.
I don't want my T-shirt to get blood splatter.
Dial 911, I'm gone without a trace.
Leave you numb with that taste.
Like umm, I think that weed was laced.

[Fresno_Kush]

haha i loved that shit but to me it really aint about rhyms its just spittin hard versus i rap when ever im high doesn't matter if its a pill or weed or anything i'll start flowin my homie has a video(S) of me blitzed on a gram orange kush blunt and i was bustin lyrics to a beat that i hardly remember it is so much easier i really liked op's it was dope. yours too RED EYES

[Tenninethousand]

hahah, i was stoned last night.

[Chemist216]

That's pretty dope Tennine. A sober day for me deserves a blazed night had me lol. bring out the bong, i try to avoid papers// an 1/8th of these shrooms will make you enjoy nature// was nice too lol.

I enjoy multisyllable rhyme schemes.

[Tenninethousand]

Originally Posted by Chemist216

That's pretty dope Tennine. A sober day for me deserves a blazed night had me lol. bring out the bong, i try to avoid papers// an 1/8th of these shrooms will make you enjoy nature// was nice too lol.

I enjoy multisyllable rhyme schemes.

Thanks man.

[CaValleySmoker]

When i get real high, sometimes I hear sick beats. I listen to underground rap and I appreciate a good beat, and sometimes some siick ones just start playing in my head when I'm extra faded. Real dope beats. I wish I could record from my head to an MP3 or something. I've tried to hum it into my cell phone, and recreate the beat at home with Fruityloops, but it never works.


Then the sick verses start playing in my head. Better than 90% of the shit ever produced commercially, I often think about writing verses down but I get lazy. And I'm no rapper anyway


Shit is tight though, wish others could hear whats in my head sometimes.

[sean216]

damn that was pretty good I love having stoned rap battles with my friends +rep

[Red Eyes]

i recorded this song yesterday when i was stoned.
www.myspace.com/benschanbachler

[Tuk2]

Sometimes when Im real high, or completely sober and just MINUTES before I fall asleep at night, Ill get this very detailed beat/sound clip in my head with all the specific instruments and shit, and it sounds so perfect, then its gone. I need to write this shit down cus Ide clown on your verses dog. Less about the flow, more about spittin content all over the wall.

[SEMS1]

Originally Posted by Tuk2

Sometimes when Im real high, or completely sober and just MINUTES before I fall asleep at night, Ill get this very detailed beat/sound clip in my head with all the specific instruments and shit, and it sounds so perfect, then its gone. I need to write this shit down cus Ide clown on your verses dog. Less about the flow, more about spittin content all over the wall.

flows 'r' us

were all about dropping the drama in your spot
like cops with with gats cocked blaming the local black on your block
for selling white rock, but this old fool aint ever gonna stop
my rhyme flows similar, but sparking me up dont involve getting hot

[Tenninethousand]

Originally Posted by sean216

damn that was pretty good I love having stoned rap battles with my friends +rep

thanks yo

[ImWithWhatever]

gettin high, bump dre, ring a ding ding ding dong
rip rip rippin this big big bong
haha smoking up all night long
me and my friend feelin like cheech and chong
but wait a minute, all the reefers gone!
im broke alls i got is this chain to pawn
bout to rob a rich dude like lebron
not even he could catch me with these nikes on
endin you quick than when a kimbo slice fight be on
i do this nightly dawg

[SEMS1]

the mother fucking d.r.e keep their motherfuckin heads ringing
like britney spears singing, i wanna beat her down like the bong im hitting

[ImWithWhatever]

britney spears? that bitch hasnt been hot in 15 years
id hit, after bout 15 beers
what i put in rappers? sick sick fears