Rap tournament

[TokingToker]

Alright I thought this would be fun for all the homies over in the rap battle thread.



Rules:
-All raps must consist of 10 lines minimum and 12 maximum (Just because it's longer doesn't mean it's better)
-Something made up (E.g. I ate out your mother and fucked your sister her beaver gave me a blister) Will be automatically disqualified, were rapping about our opponents not their mothers and shit.
-Funny punchlines, Style, flow and all that is judged. So be ready to post your song name in text at the bottom. Please use the proper way of rap battling in texting.


Everyone who wants to compete post here with your skill level (Rookie, Intermediate, Experienced, Veteran)
May 15th joining will be closed and the matches will begin. If you want to be a judge PM me (Vets only). I will post rosters when we have more than 5 people. Everyone is going to be judged equally, I don't care if we had beef in the rap battle thread, I rap because it's what I enjoy doing, I don't hold grudges.

Winner gets a cool signature with the title of "Best MC"

Charter:
1.Crackrockstdy89 (Vet)
2. Deezy(Experienced)
3.Texas_virus(Vet)

[crackrockstdy89]

Skill level: Lyricologist

Power to the people, as I topple the steeple
Steal the mic from the stand, let loose my own evil
Which knows no end, certainly no begining
Battle on the moon, and the dark side is winning
I'd rather preach to u in rythm, not much of a talker
Here to navigate the falcon, like luke skywalker
Seasick from shellshock, and half awake
But never half with the stash, no I'm fully baked
So kick back, relax, let the music fill ya
Cause acid rain on the brain, is sure to kill ya
Triumphant, with my trumpet, blowing battle cries
Though always concerned, u can see it in my eyes

[crackrockstdy89]

do i win by default?

[TokingToker]

Haha I think so my dude, I think you scarin these lil pansies that come up in my battle thread. No show fools.

[deezy]

aint shit funny bout my money
deezy comin an gunnin
leavin faggots in them ditches when these bodies we dumpin
illin with cousins villains my brothers killers and hustlas dealers no bustas
for realla some thugsta grimee motherfuckaz

[texas_virus]

fuck it, here it is, just thought it and wrote something.

Straight from west texas, drove on the scene in my GS’s
For any of yall that don’t know that’s means I drive lexus’s
Got a new iphone in order to receive all the textises
Hard to keep track of the 20 girls all sending me messages
You can say that I am too superficial, too worried about the pink and green
But I never claimed to be gangbanger, I always say what I mean
The college kid with two things constantly on his mind
Trying new strains and getting that blonde girl from behind.
Ill end by saying you’re lucky this rhyme is typed and not my beat
Its obvious that even in a 20 second freestyle I bring the heat
If I next time I were to actually try you might as well accept defeat.
Always live large, don’t know the meaning of meek.

[TokingToker]

Haha your raps funny texas..

I'll put ya on vet status...


Hahah

[weezyfbaby]

oh i'm definitely in on this.

5 quick bars off the top of my head
i'll spit em just as fast as i could fill you with lead
i'm sick of hearin dissin shit from chicken shit mcs
so i'll flip the shit, pistol whip, and fill em with empty...
tips, that's hollow, don't swallow, you'll choke
and i'm a heard act to follow, so don't holla you joke
just white out your lines like you're spillin the coke
don't come out from the curtain like you're castin a vote
and don't ask who they love man you already know
every bitch in the city love weezy the most...

[davesrave]

im goin to rite some sick UK lyrics for you grasscity guys watch this space.............