Your Favorite Pot Lyrics

[Rerun]

Originally Posted by mjbzlytbeer

I love this son, but unfortunately, you are incorrect. It was Chris Kay and Michael Kay of the band The Toyes that wrote this song, and it has been covered by a few others - unfortunately, never Bob Marley.....

I do not understand where people get the idea it was a marley song...

[Melomica]

Mmmm yes stang that shit man
Well I smack these bitches n' pimp these hoes
I'm a Filmoe V.I.P (laughter)

(verse 1)
Skinny 6'5 brown sugar big daddy
Dippin' in the cuddy not a motherfuckin' caddy
50 dollar dank sacks got me smellin' good
Hoes turnin' they head out throughout the fuckin' hood
Hard headed *****z smokin' chocolate thai skunk
There's pussy on the street i'm tryin' to get that funk
Hoe chokin', weed smokin' blazin' maryjane
Hoe bustin' never trustin' to know game
Bitches be trippin' when they see the cuddy chrome
Cause they starin' at a ***** that got it goin' on
Lace me with the bullshit n' hit me witcha bank
Miss me with the battle bitch rush me with the dank
Carmel coated tittie ya pussy soakin' wet
Ya fuckin' with a chewy smokin' motherfuckin' vet
And in this day n' age hoes don't listen to they momma
Ya bitches roll cuddys, mustanges n' impalas
Carmel butter scotch n' milky brown sweets
All say dre dog can I be yo freak?
Hoes wanna get with Pam n' Maryjane
Maryjane is dank right n' Pam is cocaine
Hoes are immune to me, ***** i'm a G
A filthy Filmoe fuckin' V.I.P
A skinny 6'5 motherfucker dre dog n' if knuckle had a swoop they would call me sugar ball, motherfucka....

(hook)
I smoke chewy like a motherfuckin' nut
I'm a skinny 6'5 motherfucker
I smoke chewy like a motherfuckin' nut
Chewy boy do me raw cut cocaine

(verse 2)
Mo powda, mo powda, mo dank, mo dank, mo hoes, mo hoes, mo bank, mo bank
Chewy boy do me and I still got dick
Smokin' on some chocolate skunk potent thai stick
Dank is on right lookin potient n' green
Cuddy sounded proper with the four 15's
My cuddy, my cuddy, it getta pussy sprung
Some of these hoes think it's betta than the tounge
Havta be yellin' but ya know I ain't hearin' ya
Sprung off of cocaine white interior
But everywhere I go I see broke ass hoes, nappy headed heffers wearin' they girlfriend's clothes
But when they see the cuddy punk hoes drink nut
Cause a ***** like me is up front smokin' skunk
Chewin' on juicy fruit, drinkin' on boom
Bitch who you lookin' at like a fuckin' fool?
Baby said G, mixin' maryjane with pam
Your motherfuckin' right do you know who I am?
The dank smokin', hoe chokin', cuddy on chrome, Filmoe ***** dre dog, jim jones
Still smokin' dank, hoes still gotta grip, my hair is growin' back n' I still got dick for you hoes


(verse 3)
A1 yola, coka cola, ***** coke is in, but not the soda
N' everybody knows dre dog is a pig
Chicken, watermelon, hog malls n' ribs
I'm all about money ***** bankin' grips
If a dolla had a pussy it'd be a fuck bitch
Fool how ya figure, show me a happy hoe with a broke *****
I'm a hard headed motherfucker never will listen'
Smokin' chewy wit my *****s playin' hoes in the kitchen
My name is dre dog I own a manison and a yatch and a volvo wit a cuddy wit a black rag top
These hoes roll they eyes, still spread they thighs n' think a ***** like me gonna get you high?
Bitch please, (no) i'm to cool for that, we can chit, we can chat, but you gets no scratch
Knock, knock, knock, who is it?
Sharmane is your ***** here, or are you alone?
I brought a little pam n' a maryjane sack, some starwberry booms n' a pack of blackjacks
It's a everday thang for a rich fat rat
Cool is more is day breakin' hoes like the mack
So baby get game cause you know I be back
With some chocolate thai skunk, 50 dollar dank sacks
Bye, Bye


Andre Nickatina ~ Chocolate Thai

[PuffPuffPasss]

Some people tell me that I need help
Some people can fuck off and go to hell
God damn, why they criticize me
Now shit is on the rise so my family despise me
Fuck em! And feed em cause I don't need em
I won't join em if I can beat em
They don't understand my logic
To my gat to my money and I'm hooked on chronic
Illusions by Cypress hill

[Judgement]

bleh, just blazed a L and can't type the lyrics out fast enuff, and aint no lyrics online for the song go figure.... gets me singing and jumpin around when I blaze to it Mayeb when i got the patience to press pause 50 times as i type I'll write up the lyrics heh...

Sizzla Kalonji - Yes I get high

[IronLung421]

"Pack the L with so much skunk the blunt got a white stripe."

[Judgement]

haha, this jus came up on shuffle, had me laffffn,,

KRS One - I Can't wake up

Intro
What I want you to do is count to ten.
Nine eight seven six five four three two
on one you will be asleep.
One

Chorus
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up

Verse
I'm dreaming about being a blunt
I'm running around and I just can't wake up, Hah!
I'm dreaming about being a blunt. Ho!
I'm walking around and I just cant wake up.

I'm tryin to wake up, I cant wake up
So I run and jump
someone yelled get that blunt.
Get that blunt, now Im thinking this is major
I've got a bunch of people chasing me with a razor
I dont like this dream as a blunt
But I can't get out of it
And I cant seem to wake up
So Im running and racing
Blunt smokers are chasing
This is insane, I'm caught by House Of Pain
I'm picked up
they said they gonna put my head out
They slit my back and all the tobacco fell out
Now I'm hollowed wet thin and yes ready
They poured the shumpang gently and rewet me
Check it out now, in the same attire
here comes the fire
Now they lit it, now Im burning by the minute
But check it out
more heads came to chill
Everlast took a pull and passed me to Cypress Hill
Cypress Hill took a pull
lungs are full, who's next?
I'm being passed to Das Efx
As they took a mad pull, smoke blows in heaps
It's really smokey but I can still see Black Sheep
Woe! Black Sheep gets me, relights me
Room is proper, Im passed off to Shabba
Shabba's voice gets low like a tuba
he said, "Me no folllow no rumor"
and passed me to Grand Puba
I wasnt burnin right so Puba got mad at me
And said who rolled this
and passed me to Kid Capri
Kid Capri said "I wont front
pass it to Redman, he knows how to roll a blunt"
Redman said no need to re-roll
and passed me to De La Soul
De La Soul took a hit and kept hittin
now they're buggin cause they passed me to Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton said I'll smoke but I won't inhale
I'll only hit it twice
he got slapped by Greg Nice
Now I fell on the floor, Greg Nice picked me up
I'm a blunt being smoked and I can't wake up

Chorus

Verse
Get me out of this, somebody wake me up
I'm still on fire and Im still being smoked up
half my body is gone, now they're coming to my head
now my head is being pinched by Ted-D-Ted
A crazy nightmare i got to go
I got to wake up and Im passed off to Yo-Yo
Yo-Yo gets respect as a lady
She didnt smoke
She passed me off to Showbiz and A.G.
A.G. said respect due see
he got one big pull and passed me to Smooth B.
Smooth B. although he's talking to Ted-D
took a hit and passed me to Fab 5 Freddy
Freddy said Yo! There's nothing left Pop
Looked at me in my face and passed me to Chubb Rock
Chubb Rock said "Yo Freddy chill!
If you ever catch me smoking, just kick me in the grill"
Im in the mouth yo! I cant wake up
Yo! Im a blunt getting smoked and I can't wake up

Chorus

[AnyMajorDude]

Over bridge of sighs
To rest my eyes in shades of green
Under dreamin' spires
To Itchycoo Park, that's where I've been

What did you do there?
I got high
What did you feel there?
Well I cried
But why the tears there?
I'll tell you why
It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful

I feel inclined to blow my mind
Get hung up feed the ducks with a bun
They all come out to groove about
Be niceand have fun in the sun

Tell you what I'll do (what will you do?)
I'd like to go there now with you
You can miss out school (won't that be cool)
Why go to learn the words of fools?
What will we do there?
We'll get high
What will we touch there?
We'll touch the sky
But why the tears then?
I'll tell you why

It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful

I feel inclined to blow my mind
Get hung up feed the ducks with a bun
They all come out to groove about
Be nice and have fun in the sun

It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful
Ha! It's all too beautiful

Itchycoo Park by the Small Faces.... heard this song playing at the grocery store i work at before. It made me very happy.

[SaddamKushein]

I get high cuz fuck it wats better to do
and ima never give a fuck cuz im betta than you.

I Get High - Styles P

[tomshark]

"Granddaddy Purp got me trapped like mazes" -Lil Wayne

[fourtwenty4201]

"I'm in love with Mary Jane.
I'm not the only one.
If Mary wanna play around,
I let her have her fun.
She's not the kind of girl
that you can just tie down.
She likes to spread her love
and turn your head around." - rick james BITCH - mary jane


"Pick it, pack it, fire it up, come aloooong
and take hits from the boooong
Put the blunt down just for a second
Don't get me wrong it's not a new method
Inhale, Exhale - just got a ounce in the mail
I like a blunt or a big fat cone
But my double barrel bong is gettin me stoned
Home skillet, there's water inside don't spill it
It smells like shit on the carpet
Still it, goes down smooth when I get a clean hit
Of the skunky funky smelly green shit
Sing my song, puff all night long
As I take Hits from the bong..." - cypress hiss - hits from the bong

YouTube - Sister Nancy - Original Sensi (LIVE)

this is where i got the little blurb under my name "herrrbah, weeeedah"

[the dingusus]

Originally Posted by MaryIsGod

anyone know tha lyrics to cheeches song mexican american N THA MOVIE UP N SMOKE?

Mexican Americans..they dont like to get up early
but they have to so they do it really slow
Mexican Americans they dont like to get an education
so they go to night school
and take Spanish
and get a d
Mexican Americans dont just like to get in gang fights
they like peace and flowers and your sister

[Wiggibow]

Go listen to Acid Raindrops by People Under The Stairs
I couldn't find a video to post, sorry.


Trust me.

[fourtwenty4201]

Originally Posted by Wiggibow

Go listen to Acid Raindrops by People Under The Stairs
I couldn't find a video to post, sorry.


Trust me.

Lets have a mid city fiesta with your west LA connections
Hop inside the vehicle start crossing intersections
We learning life's lessons
While we blaze this herbal essence
A man was still a child and I have so many questions
A struggle on my life till we vade the misconceptions
To find a place to live between the negatives and positives
While trying to make money slanging synonyms and homonyms
I went to pops house so I can visit moms and him
Cut to the mall got them brand new pair of timberlands
Then dipped down a one way trying to skew up double k
And chill with my people on this bright and sunny day
My ***** spliff was sippin beck's I'm slappin hands with guests
Ok the shady spot so we can circulate the stress
Mary Jane invades my brain now I can't complain
I'm sayin what else is there to do besides relax
Let the problems in your mind become ancient artifacts
Perhaps these raps can help you alleviate
The things that's got you trippin you watch me demonstrate
First you ignore the nonsense and clear your conscience
Let your pen touch the paper write verbs and consonants
As the words become a sentence you start to feelin different
The stress is out your mind you feel like the weight was lifted
Terrific I'm glad we had this time to discuss
I'm outro call me if you want to blaze one up

[Chorus]
When the stress burns my brain just like acid raindrops,
Mary Jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop.
I let the music take over my soul, body and mind
To kick back relax one time and you goin find
When the stress burns my brain just like acid raindrops,
Mary Jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop.
Just let the music take over my soul, body and mind
To kick back relax one time and you goin find

[Verse 2]
I try to keep it stress free take everyday at a time
Make sure the families in place and let the music unwind
I got men to take charge like major outlet
Ride around the country chillin in my LA express
On every street corner
The importance of having fun
If he bottle spill tobacco don't nobody carry guns
We keep our minds on fun and let the drums do the bangin
On any given day like Mr. Cooper yo we hangin
Under the blue sky the state laced the small
Belucchi quarter inched cables with all the sound that we brawl
Can't get enough so brother pass another cold one
Feel like a dad at a ball game mappin with his son
Chuck D yo word up we buggin over time
From the light to the lime original star time
It's the double criss one
It camel brought the ammo so we can shoot
Game like thugs on your sport channel
Take off the du-rag replace it with a thinkin cap
If you didn't know tell the bro he should have known that
We here for one thing and that's to remain
What's the name...name...name...*****

[Chorus]
When the stress burns my brain just like acid raindrops,
Mary Jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop.
I let the music take over my soul, body and mind
To kick back relax one time and you goin find
When the stress burns my brain just like acid raindrops,
Mary Jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop.
Just let the music take over my soul, body and mind
To kick back relax one time and you goin find

[Verse 3]
Yo L.A. hit me one time make it funky
Double down on my underground sound I'm feelin lucky
For this jackpot I jacks pot to feelin my crips
We lay back chillin and feelin the music relates
We on the to the two hangin with my crew
Bullshittin while we sittin down drinkin our Sabu
And to the afternoon turns to the moonlight
Funky tracks and nickle sacks freestylin all night
Doin it right no one with time music make it better
My crew banging two blocks like shots from my berretta
Snub no's to the hoes who pose I suppose
Honey you gotta understand your mans got flows
And I'm leavin you so by the time I get the phoenix
Underground ground hits are goin to fiend this musical genius
Transglobal by the books
Like Barnes with noble hooks
Armed with overlooked talented guests of while bless crooks
Who still lose and keep this shit alive
Something for your truths to sit around and bye bye
For camel double invest to ease stress
We bout to hip hop so have fun and god bless

[Chorus]
When the stress burns my brain just like acid raindrops,
Mary Jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop.
I let the music take over my soul, body and mind
To kick back relax one time and you goin find
When the stress burns my brain just like acid raindrops,
Mary Jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop.
Just let the music take over my soul, body and mind
To kick back relax one time and you goin find

[Verse 4]
Pop collars to this
Wear ice to this
Drink crys to this
Yo is there somethin we missed
Pop collars to this
Wear ice to this
Drink crys to this
Is there somethin we missed?
Yeh like my two way
Throw boes and do the shoulder shake
We throwin boes up in here
Do the shoulder shake
Oh shit my two way
Oops my shoulder shake
I'm throwin bows

[LetsGetBlazed]

Later on that day
My homey dr. dre came through with a gang of tanqueray
And a fat ass j, of some bubonic chronic that made me choke
Shit, this aint no joke
I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down
Tanqueray and chronic, yeah Im fucked up now

SNOOP DOGG

[Deadmaker7]

Anvil - Smokin' Green

Smokin'!
Every waking moment of every single day
I roll a big fat joint to get me on my way
It changes my outlook, you know it sets me right
Oh how I love it for showing me the light

It's so cool It's my school I ain't no fool.
Smokin' green, smokin' green
Under the influence I've been

When I'm feeling shitty, I mean really feeling down
You never have to worry when there's tons of green in town
It's become a habit, a habit till the end
I can't but have it, have it as a friend

Every waking moment of every bloody day
I roll a big fat joint to get me on my way
Some people think it's evil, they just can't conceive
It's all a matter of taste and what you believe

Smokin' green, smokin' green
Under the influence I've been

YouTube - Anvil-Smokin' Green