Your Favorite Pot Lyrics

[tokin']

I hate to admit that I listen to gucci manebut...

I'm so high its gettin lonely up here.
Song:My kitchen

[kyle187]

It go cop a pie, cop a brick
Cop an ounce, cop a nick
Get the yay and get away
If you say it's not that piff
Make ya lighter flick
Let's get high as shit
Spark that blunt
If its crack, smack, you backtrack
Puff, puff pass that
Dime put you to sleep
That's what I call a "nap-sack"
From a dub of that "yeah"
To some bud, I don't care
Put your drugs in the air
I get left off of trees
On a jet to Belize (we out)
My first sess, I believe (was what?)
Was some regular weed (okay)
And had me staggering over
Plus kept a bad aroma
Copped it uptown, but called it "Arizona"
It was gruesome you know
I was zooted fo' sho
Stuck on it ‘til someone introduced me to ‘dro
Hit the stoop for an O
On the move, on the go
Then got the munchies, next move was the sto'
Those were the old days, when I got so blazed
But now the pimp switched, its purple and gold haze
That had my whole days, so dazed
Locked fade, no shades, okay, sitting in the OJs
It's more like my music, roll and get high music
Burn your man a copy, go and get high to it
This is how I do it
Till I get high, zooted, booted
Get from around me, ya blonde ma stupid

Getting high, roll a lye, crack a Dutch smoke up {repeated}
Getting high, roll a lye, crack a Dutch smoke up
Get the piff, make a brick, get a lick roll up
Get the piff, make a brick, get a lick roll up

Yeah, I met this chick, ooh
Six-two, thick boobs, skip through
Wrist blue, yup and J loved the way she switched moves
But the bitch was just too crazy (why?)
Haze, B?
Not at all, all she did was sniff glue (what?)
She used to get wopped
Run up a strip block
Squeeze the glue out the bottle
Breathed it out the Ziploc
Ain't have it all up there
Ain't have it all upstairs
Pacing, hallucinating, thinking should could walk on air
She used to talk and share
All of her thoughts, affairs
All facing a wall, "Ma who's over there?"
"Look, I'm over here" (come over here)
Yeah come over here
Matter of fact take another whiff till your nose hair flare

Getting high, roll a lye, crack a Dutch smoke up {repeated}
Getting high, roll a lye, crack a Dutch smoke up
Get the piff, make a brick, get a lick roll up
Get the piff, make a brick, get a lick roll up

Yo I used to stay seated in the lobby
With keys I got from poppi
Yay day to day, hitting fiends off was a hobby
That weed you copped was throppy (trash)
Boobie, ma usually turned ‘em into pookey
Beam it up to Scottie
I was a hard flipper
They were some hard hitters
Shit for that hard *****, they stole some car mirrors
Stereos, TVs, just for a bigger rock
Get your drop, stripped and got, left on cinder blocks (damn)
I took a gang empire
Shit I was slanging fire (crack)
Till them fiends start to lean and got straight up wired
They couldn't hang they liars
Shit them cats, couldn't get the monkey off they back with a tranquilizer

Getting high, roll a lye, crack a Dutch smoke up {repeated}
Getting high, roll a lye, crack a Dutch smoke up
Get the piff, make a brick, get a lick roll up
Get the piff, make a brick, get a lick roll up

[wardog0001000]

Be Claus I Got High
(Parody of Because I got High by Afroman)
By: Bob Rivers

Hey man, just roll me another Christmas blunt.

I was gonna trim the tree, until I got high
I was gonna buy you a DVD, but then I got high
My presents ain't wrapped up, and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna hang my lights before I got high
I was supposed to book my grandma s flight, but then I got high
She's sleepin' at LAX, and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna send you a card, but I got high
Put a lighted reindeer in my yard, but I got high
My jack-o-lantern's frozen, its still outside
'Cause I get high
Because I get high
'Cause I get high

I was gonna clean the chimney flue, but then I got high
I was gonna roll up a fatty too for the fat guy
I drank his milk and cookies, and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to midnight mass while I was high
I was gonna sit there and pass some gas while I was high
Now I'll burn in Hell, and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna kiss my grandma's face, and then I got high
I was gonna eat her fruit cake too, then I got high
It tasted pretty nasty, but I don't mind
Because I was high
Because I was high
Because I was high

I'm messin' with Christmas songs because I'm high
I hope Afroman don't take this wrong because he's high
If I get a call from his attorney, well I know why
So he can get high
So he can get high
So he can get high

Hey, is he really high?

Yeah, he's high.

Fa la lalala scooby do da
Yeah, he really is high
Snoop snoop doggy do wah
Flippy de bird at you all
La da da da dah de dah
Doggy doo doo
Say mutt?
Say mutt?
Say mutt?

So all you kids, be real good, make your beds

That s fantastic advice for all the children.

Hey man' we screwed this up big time. OK?
When grandma hears this, ooh man, I'm outta the will, OK?

No more sweet potato pie, brother.

[mr.mary]

and ya might say i got too much on it but dank is like a criminal americas most wanted.....




and all ya need is a few zig zags to go to the land....

RBL Posse- pass me the zig zags

[Wiscompton]

My blunt is full of very deadly weed keeps my eyes low lime a gay dudes in the mens batharoom

I burnt so many trees I got splinters in my toaster

I reply to the officer that's parcley on my seat we pass the blunts to one another like batons at a track meet


All from we do it for fun pt 1 by tha joker

[Waterfall_Baker]

Bandelero - Slightly Stoopid

I said, you want some even though you never need it, do you feel it?
I said, you want some even though you never need it, do you feel it?

But I want the ganja, never hurt no one
Lord, you got to kill off the one youth man
But I want the ganja, never hurt no one
Lord, you got to kill off the one youth man

He said now, girls and guns, guns and girls
Come together like the diamond and pearl
One, the one, ruled the world
Tried to tell me you're no ordinary girl

Said little woman, would you like to come quick?
I said now woman, would you like to roll a little faster?
Woman, would you like to come quick, quick, quick?
Wouldn't you like it if we roll a little faster?

Said, I'm going, going, back, back
All the way to Cali, Cali, that's where I wanna be
Said, I'm going, going, back, back
All the way to Cali, Cali, that's where I wanna be

Got five hundered clip, five hundered clips
And again I'm going to New York, New York
Got five thousand, five thousand clips
And then I'm going to New York, New York

And then I'm going, going, back, back
All the way to Cali, Cali, that's where I wanna be
Said, I'm going, going, back, back
All the way to Cali, Cali, that's where I wanna be

I said, you want some even though you never need it, do you feel it?
I said, you want some even though you never need it, do you feel it?

But a bandelero
But a bandelero
But a bandelero
But a bandelero

We gonna shoot up the one, say no

[ddb421]

"im startin off my day wit a blunt of purp... no pancake just a cup of Syrrrrpppp"
-Gucci Mane

[MiamiBuzz]

Kid Cudi: Daps and Pounds

[Chorus:]
I am the one that you might see around town
Giving up daps and pounds.
So high up but I'm holdin' it down,
Screamin' what up? What it be?

[Verse 2:]
I'm lost in the kool-aid, I made my own flavor,
Hawaiian super kush for everyone.
Givin' free blunts to the ones who wanna dig.
More than a man, super duper they feelin the kid.
Let us get it in and get out,
Exhale, inhale, eyes on the road seen foes,
They linger ahead.
Not really there, really here.
Nor here, nor there, not really scared.
But oh well, I'll still be where what they might see as the wrong path,
Embrace bad with the good, keep doing the math.
Trying to get it right so I can eliminate the pad when I scribble.
Beer pong, I dabble; Shrooms on occasion, depending on the persuasion and who I'm with
Ask Ron Price, I was nice when I was younger,
Yeah you was a Killer- "When You Were Young".
Though I'm 25 like I'm 16, first time high.

[MileHighMofo]

"Meow Meow goes the cat, Meow Meow goes the cat
Ruff Ruff goes the dog, Ruff Ruff goes the dog
Moo Moo goes the cow, Moo Moo goes the cow
Lets go smoke some pot!"

Meow Meow goes the cat - Tom Foolery and the Foolz

[kyle187]

YouTube - The Game - So High

[Stoned Pixie]

Hits from the bong

[kottonmouth37]

Tool - The Pot



Who are you to wave your finger?
Ya' must have been out your head.
Eye hole deep in muddy waters.
You practically raised the dead.

Rob the grave, to snow the cradle.
Then burn the evidence down.
Soapbox, house of cards, and glass,
So don't go tossin' your stones around.

You must have been high.
You must have been high.
You must have been.

Foot in mouth, and head up asshole.
Whatcha talkin' 'bout?
Difficult to dance 'round this one
'til you pull it out, boy!

You must have been, so high.
You must have been, so high.

Steal, borrow, refer, save your shady inference.
King Guru done hung the juror with the innocent.

Now you're weeping shades of chosen indigo
Got lemon juice up in your...EYE!

When you pissed all over my black kettle
You must have been HIGH, HIGH
You must have been HIGH, HIGH

Who are you to wave your finger?
So full of it.
Eyeballs deep in muddy waters
Fuckin' hypocrite.

Liar, lawyer, mirror, show me.
What's the difference?

Kangaroo done hung the guilty with the innocent.

NOW!!
You'll weep or, change the chosen into gold.
Got lemon juice up in your high eye.
When you pissed all over my black kettle
You musta been!

So who are you to wave your finger?
Who are you to wave your mighty fingers at me?
You must, have been, out your, mind!

Reefer chased off indigo
Trapped without a reason
Reefer chased off indigo

Liar, lawyer,
Mirror for ya,
What's the difference?
Kangaroo be stoned
He's guilty as the government

NOW!!
Will you weep or, change the chosen into gold
Got lemon juice up in your, EYE!!
EYE!!

Now when you pissed all over my black kettle.
You musta been HIGH, HIGH, HIGH, HIGH.
Eyeballs deep in muddy waters
Your're balls deep in muddy waters.
Ganja Police, you must, have been, out your MIND!!!!

[Chroncitis]

roll it up, light it up, smoke it up - cypress hill

"Its friday moring where the weed at
let me dip into my pockets for my fat weed sack"

[Hatteras Glass]

Crush a bit, lil bit, roll it up, take a hit, feelin lit, feelin light, 2 am a summer night, i dont care, hand on the wheel, driving drunk im doing mah thing. people told me slow my row, im screamin out FUCK THAT

somthing like that from pursuit of happiness kid cudi

[mjbzlytbeer]

Originally Posted by D9_THC

I smoke two joints in the mornin'
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

-Bob Marley

speaks for itself really doesn't it?

I love this son, but unfortunately, you are incorrect. It was Chris Kay and Michael Kay of the band The Toyes that wrote this song, and it has been covered by a few others - unfortunately, never Bob Marley.....