Your Favorite Pot Lyrics

[BayAreaToker]

No Cocaine - Slightly Stoopid

'Cause we don't need no cocaine
we don't need no ecstacy
to ruin our brains
only one thing sets us free
frees our pain
talkin' bout the herb

'Cause we someone just like you
everything we do the same
or is that true
girl i love you mary jane
what would i do?
fall without the herb

so put your love into this
girl and don't you feel no shame
just let this be
girl i love you mary jane
and she love me
all about the herb

[zgaskell]

That lone feeling,
that I might fail.
So I just smoke
Let me feel stoned
6th hour - fail to rise,
and I cower
in reality's eyes
so I just smoke
let me feel stoned
smoke ... stoned


Hail the Leaf by Down

[DankSchwag]

One last dance with mary jane, one last chance to kill the pain...

[demonkinsin]

Maynard may not have been smoking weed when he wrote this, but he was fucked up on something for sure.

Rosetta Stoned - Tool

All righty then. Picture this if you will.
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
in my need-to-know post just outside Area 51
Contemplating the whole chosen people thingy when
just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but
never really expect to see in a place like this
Cutting right angle doughnuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks
and me yelping... HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Holy fucking shit
Fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit...fucking shit...fucking shit

[taclightmike]

Favorite: In the song "Alex English" by Dance Gavin Dance

"I got the bottle of jack, I got five on the sack!"

[overgrowray]

Originally Posted by demon666

What is your favorite pot lyric?...mine is....

Now here's a Zig-Zag Story while Im rightin this song
Sit back,relax, Im igniting this bong
Picture this:Sandy beaches, dimes wearing thongs
Servin mixed drinks to me all night long
With my feedback, puffin on my weedsack
Shit you cant believe that
People ask me,"where you buy your trees at?"
Got the bombay, Ganjay Limegreen
The sticky icky Ganja got me needin Visine
Like a magic carpet ride, Come fly wit me
And this for my homies that get high wit me
Just crack the Phillie open, Cause we keep on smokin
Dime rubbin on lotion, feet saokin in tha ocean
On a tropical island stayin sunny
We outta Phillies, Take these skins, somebody roll a mummy
Now poeple say that money makes the world go round
So come escape wiht me
And lets puff on a pound
---V-Ice(Vanilla Ice)

im sorry it was so long...just love that song!!!!( ha...that rhymed...lol)

V-Ice, ha i didn't see that coming. But thats pimp.

my fav is prob either something by Twiztid or KMK. Theres just too many great pot songs out there for me to pick my fave.

[Tom2The E420]

This that real shit right here......

YouTube - Ice Cube- Smoke Some Weed

Ice Cube - Smoke Some Weed

"Smoke Some Weed"

[Ice Cube]
Ice Cube motherfucker
West coast motherfucker

George Bush, George Clinton, Bill Clinton
Chris Farley, Chris Rock, Bob Marley
Rick James, knew how to throw a party
"Smoke some weed!"
Snoop Dogg, all the way to Cheech & Chong
Cypress Hill, Robert Downey hit the bong
Ricky Williams, fuck how Miami feeling
"Smoke some weed!"

[Chorus: Ice Cube]
This is West coast ***** thinking
California quicksand got a ***** sinking
I can give a fuck what you *****z drinking
"Smoke some weed!"
This is West coast ***** thinking
California quicksand got a ***** sinking
I can give a fuck what you bitches drinking
"Smoke some weed!"

[Ice Cube]
If you a baller, ***** I'm a hall of famer
Lion tamer, with two fo'-fifth flamers
Understand, that yo' life's in danger
Didn't your momma, tell you not to talk to strangers
Lil' *****, I'm the Hillside Strangler
Have a banger, calling for the Lone Ranger
Most rappers, they wanna fuck sangers
I'm a *****, that wanna bone T'Penga
G4, pull it up out the hanger
A lil' something, to fuel you *****z anger
The swine, I'm your face rearranger
In a mansion cause Jesus born in a manger
Motherfucker, belong on Jerry Spranger
I'm a gangsta, up in your CD changer
I'll gank ya, for 20 bucks then I'll thank ya
Police, still get the middle fanger

[Chorus]

[Ice Cube]
Lil' *****z, don't try this at home
Momma in the bathroom leave her ass alone
Cause she probably taking chronic straight to the dome
Go play you lil' fucker, stop being grown
Dave Chappelle, 50 million and a throne
With a big Zulu bitch, ***** getting blown
Watch your tone, if your wear Coppertone
Go back to Africa used to be a theme song
I'm in the zone, do anybody got a zone
I ain't your poppa, but daddy is a rolling stone
Youse a clone, who don't know the shit you on
Unless it's on, a motherfucking ringtone
I'm in a room with two bottles of Patron
You need a loan, to fuck with the Family Stone
***** go on, tell 'em Ice Cube is home
Gorilla *****z, here come King Kong

[Chorus]

[Ice Cube]
Ice Cube motherfucker
West coast motherfucker
"Smoke some weed!"

redman - How to Roll A Blunt

YouTube - How to Roll a Blunt by Redman: A Hard...

[ClicheGuevara]

Lets get high, and have fun. Lets get high, and have fun. Let's get high and have fun. Let's get high and have fun...

Yo i jump, jimmy sliff with a spliff and a stable. e on my brain, and flies under my naval. Purple haze and strobe lights, trip off of acid, stare at my toes all night, it it aint gonna get me highhhhhhh, i wont go inside. I love it when im stonneeeedd, im getting im old. getting high till im old. getting high till im old.

lets get high. lets get high. lets get high. lets get high. lets get high. lets get high.

ah yeahhhhhh, ah yeahhhhhh

lets get high, and have fun. lets get high and have fun...

[Floyd Y 420]

I can't find lyrics but

All my friends are stoners.

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

[DJchronic2]

smoke two joints in the morning
i smoke two joints at night
smoke two joints in the afternoon
it makes me feel alright

[THC-Vapour]

Sing my songs puff all night long, as i take hits from the bong

[Poisongage]

It has to be Sweet Leaf by Sabbath.

When I first met you, didnt realize
I cant forget you, for your suprize
You introduced me, to my mind
And left me wanting, you and your kind

I love you, oh you know it

My life was empty forever on a down
Until you took me, showed me around
My life is free now, my life is clear
I love you sweet leaf, though you cant hear

Come on now, try it out

Straight people dont know, what your about
They put you down and shut you out
You gave to me a new belief
And soon the world will love you sweet leaf

[IronLung421]

my sig. Ruste Juxx - Machine Gun Skunk

[southernherb]

i have an escape
alone it keeps me safe within my home
i have reason
to keep me satisfied until i go
don't regret the rules i broke
when i die
BURY ME IN SMOOOOKE!
DOWN-Bury me in Smoke

[Talon]

and this is for the weeeeeeedheads, and this is for the WEEEEEEDHEADS!
so who wanna bag you wanna bag you wanna bag you wanna bag you?
got a bag sold, send it out the do', to tha liquor sto',
GET A BAG OF DOPE IN A QUARTER OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!