Best Stoner Tune Lyrics!

[weedboss]

I Got 5 On It Lyrics
Luniz

I Got 5 On It
Luniz
Album: Operation Stackola


1-People in Oakland...Oakland
Woo, see I'm ridin higher and higher, woo-oo
Kinda broke so ya know all I gots five, I got five

(VERSE 1)
Player, give me some brew an I might just chill,
but I'm the type that like to light another joint
Like Cypress Hill
I'm steal doobies spit loogies when I puff on it,
I got some bucks on it, but it ain't enuff on it
go get the S-t. I-d-e-s
never the less, I'm hella Fresh,
rollin joints like a cigarrette
so pass it cross the table like Ping Pong,
I'm gone, beatin my chest like King Kong,
it's on, wrap my lips around a 40,
and when it comes to get another stogie,
fools all kick in like Shinobi
no, me ain't my homie to begin with,
it's too many heads to be poppin at my friend hit it
unless you pull out the phat, crispy
five dollar bill on the real before its history
cos fools be havin the vaccum lungs,
an if you let em hit it for free,
you hellar "dum-dum-dum-dum"
I come to school with a taylor on my earlobe
avoidin all the thick teasers, skeezers, and weirdos
I be blowin up the land like where tha bomb at?
give me two bucks,
you take a puff, and pass my bomb back
suck up the dank like a slurpy the serious bomb
will make a nigge go delirous like Eddie Murphy
I got more growin pains than Maggie
cos homies nag me,
to take the dank out of the baggie


1-I got five on it,
grab your 40, let's get keyed
I got five on it,
messin wit that Indo weed
I got five on it,
it's got me stuck and not go back
I got five on it,
potna lets go half on a sack

(VERSE 2)
I take sacks to the face,
whenever I can,
don't need no cruch
I'm so keyed up,
till the joint be burnin my hand
next time I roll it in a hampa (slang for hav-a-tampa cigars)
to burn slo,
so the ashes won't be burnin up my hand, bra
hoochies can hit,
but they know they got to pitch in,
then I roll a joint that's longer than your extension
cos I'll be damned if you get high off me for free
hell no, you betta bring your own spliff, chief
wassup, don't make me sip that,
better pass the JOINT!
stop hittin cos you know ya got Asthma
crack a 40 open, homie, an guzzel it,
cos I know the weed in my system is gettin lonley
I gotta take a whiz test to my P-O
I know how I failed cos I done smoked major weed bro,
an everytime we with Chris that fool rollin up a fattie,
but the Tanqueray straight had me
(repeat 1)

(VERSE 3)
(2)hey, make this right man,
stop at the light man,
my yester night thang got me hung off the night train
you fade, i face
so let's head to da east
hit the stroll to 9-0 so we can roll big, hot sheets
I wish I could fade the ache
but I'm no budget,
still rollin a 2 door cutglass, same 'ole bucket
foggy windows, soggy Indo,
I'm in tha land gettin smoked wit my kinfolk
(1)been smoked,
yuk'll, the sprayer lay it down,(yuk stands for yukmouth)
up in the OAK the Town
homies don't play around,
we down to blaze a pound
then eaz up,
speed up through the ESO drink the V.S.O.P.
P up with the lemon squeeze up
and everybody's rolled up, I'm da rolla
that's quick to fold a blunt out of a buncha sticky dosia
hold up, suck up my weed as all you do
kick in feed, cause where I be's we need tab like a foo-foo
(rpt 1)

[Ganjaman7847]

Pick it
Pack it
Fire it up, come along
And take a hit from the bong
Put the blunt down
Just for a second
Don't get me wrong
It's not a new method
Inhale
Exhale
Just got an ounce in the mail
I like a blunt or a big fat cone
But my double-barrel bong
Is gettin' me stoned
Homeskillet
There's water inside don't spill it
It smells like shit on the carpet
Still it
Goes down smooth when I get a clean hit
Of the skunky, phunky, smelly green shit
Sing my song
Puff all night long
As I take hits from the bong
Hits from the bong y'all

Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high

Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high

Let's smoke that bowl
Hit the bong
And then take that finger off of that hole
Plug it
Unplug it
Don't strain
I love you Mary Jane
She never complains
When I hit Mary
With that flame
I light up the cherry
She's so good to me
When I pack a fresh bowl I clean the screen
Don't get me stirred up
The smoke, through the bubbling water
Is makin' it pure so I got ta
Take my hit and hold it
Just like Chong
I get the bowl and I reload it
Get my four-footer and bring it on
As I take hits from the bong

Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high

Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high

Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high

Hits from the bong
Straighten your dick out
Gonna get high

cypress hill's hits from the bong

[weedboss]

man i was jist thinking about the same song as asecond ago and was gona put it up here and you jus done it, what a concidence or jus the unexplained

[Ganjaman7847]

Wierd coincedent isent it
heres another

Hello, I'm Dr. Greenthumb
Have you ever had the problem of running out of weed
and just can't find some anywhere?
Well try my Dr. Greenthumb grow tips
I'll show you how to grow inside and out
From seed to clone, and the best homegrown
And if you're afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky
No worries, we'll fix them too
with one of our Dr. Greenthumb 'Sizzlean' screens
to block the nosy pig's vision
Don't believe me?
Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here Jed Sanders
how well it works

Hyuh, hyuh, hello mah name is Jaid
And ahm a farmer and I've been growin
mary-jah-wana fer about twenty years and uhh
uhh, with Dr. Greenthumb's 'Sizzlean' screen
I don't hafta point my shotgun
at them pesky porkers no more
Thanks Dr. Green, you're tha shit

Yes, Dr. Greenthumb's got it all, I guarantee it
Try my book and you'll have the chronic in no time
*lighter flicks* Dial 1-800-713-GROW
*inhaling noise* That's 1-800 *cough cough* *inhale*
*lighter flicks* 713 *cough cough*
G *inhale* R *inhale* O-W

"Hello Dr. Greenthumb, paging Dr. Greenthumb!"

[B-Real]
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields
The fucking pigs with shields holding the blue steels
Greenhouse effect with the weed connect
(Doctor) DEA can't keep Greenthumb in check (Doctor!)
HPS, God Bless the whole crop
Please God, don't let me see no cops
Trunkload, ready to hit the highway
Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way
or we gonna have big trouble, that's no shit
Can't be growin without no permit
but fuck that, I study the 215 trip
That way when they come they can suck my dick
Weed can't grow without attention
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

Chorus:

[B-Real] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
[SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb!
[B-Real] I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
[SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
[B-Real] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
[SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb!
[B-Real] I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
[SenDog] Aiyyo Dr. Greenthumb, come on back one time!

[B-Real]
People can't live without the herb man
If not they'd be drinkin and drivin and swervin
but thanks to Dr. Greenthumb weed grow
in the backyard or inside with hydro
To the cush plant brushin a tangerine dream
Tasty, blowin a fuckin smokescreen
Cycles of weed are constantly grown
Somebody give me the razor to cut groves
I'd like to stop, but it feels so good
Horny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhood
Sticky angel, I wanna leave it alone
but never ever ever gotta worry from my home
What that funny sound knockin at the door (Open up it's the DEA!)
Sorry Greenthumb can't talk no more
Please don't follow me into the sun
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

Chorus 1/2

[B-Real]
Out from the lab, no need for rehab
If I can't drive then call me a cab (ese!)
In my closet the weed is dried out
Like Eiht said, ain't no place to hide out
I don't wanna buy no weed from no cop
Get knocked up and they close up my shop
That's why I buy no weed from no one
That's why they call me Dr. Greenthumb
The scientifical, mystical one
Growin my crops with the rays of the sun
Come one come all and see how it's done
If you see the pigs there's no need to run
Cause some of these pigs are down with Greenthumb
But you never know what be the outcome
You see the photo in the album
The weed is growin like my erection
Look I never told you where I was from
Some call me Real, but I'm Dr. Greenthumb

Chorus

Dr. Greenthumb
Doctor, your Bulova plant needs special tending to
Doctor, we need more oxygen we need more CO2
Doctor, Dr. Greenthumb you're needed
Doctor, dahyahahahhh... Doctor

[weedboss]

Lil' Rob
High Till I Die

*lighter sparking up*
*inhale, cough*

{Lil' Rob speaking}
What's up?
Lil' Rob
Back on my own
The way it should be
The only way that it can be
Let's take to the sky

{Lil' Rob}
Pack my pipa full of grieffa
Just like my woman
I could never leave her, cheat her, need her
So I take a puff and another puff
Exhale, then I take a breather
Cause I'll take my time and do it right
I know where I'll be tonight
Clouding the night in my mind
Feelin' fine, this is mine
You wanna get high?
Well come back another time
When you really want to fly
Cause I plan to take it to the point
Where I don't know my name
Won't even know where I'm at
But want to come back
To this place, where I sit
Rather your lips will take a hit
Prepare for licked, bring the pipe
Or a spliff I hit is swiff
God's gift, to this world, got me in a twirl
In a whirl, everything I see is plural
I'm just blazing, hallucinating
And I can't lie, smoking crepa chocolate tie
Lemon teardrops falling from my eye
Take to the sky, on my natural high
Till the day I die

{chorus}
High till I die
I wanna get high, so high
High on the natural high

{Lil' Rob}
I can smoke it on my own
Never leave me alone
I'm in my zone
Stoned to the bone
Me in the dark, sittin' in the park
Forgettin' everything that hurts my heart
So I spark another joan, what's the poem?
Escape from reality, into a fantasy
That's sexuality, feel the passion
When the smoke is passin'
Everlastin' type of bud
When I smoke my buds
Takes me to a place
Smile upon my face
Cause she sets me free
From the things I see
Let me be somebody, hear my plea
It's only me, I'd rather be lonely
Roll it on my own, cause I hold my own
Toke it on my own, used to think of dyin'
Now I think of flyin', like I've never flown
Spread my wings and fly
Why lie? It's something that I can't deny
Take to the sky, on my natural high
Till the day I die

{chorus}
High till I die
I wanna get high, so high
High on the natural high

{Lil' Rob}
Life is like a maze
Got's me in a craze
So I hide away in marijuana's maze
Change my evil ways
Stayin' half a day
Captured in the rapture
Love the way she plays
Got's me feelin' very loose
Dizziness, love it when I feel like this
I'm real like this, smokin' all this flavored shit
It's time to call it quits
But once again my lighter flicks
And I take another puff
Just can't get enough
Of this happiness
Smoking canibus
Devotion to my potent potions
What I've chosen, love it when my time is frozen
Gots me in that motion, like I'm close to floatin'
Takin' to the sky, when I want to fly
And I'm sittin' on my cloud, like Joe Buton
Don't stop now, la grafepa gone, and I'm gone
It's the wicked, slicked, slide, type a guy
With, it's something that you can't deny
Take to the sky, on your natural high
Till the day you die

{chorus}
High till I die
I wanna get high, so high
High on the natural high

Ooooo
Check this out
Lil' Rob
Pass me another one
Feels so good, feels so good
Up in my chest
No stress, no stress
Smoking on Mary
Ooooo, I wanna get high, so high
Ooooo, so high, so high, so high
On the natural high

[weedboss]

Styles- Good Times

Chorus I get High, I get High, I get high, I get high, I get, high, I get high, I get high, High on your memory, High on your memory, High on your memory; I get High, High, High, High; Can I get High, High, High, High; Can I get high, high; Can I get high, high, high; Can I get high, high, high, high; Can I get high, high, high, high; Can I get high, high, high, high; Can I get high, high, high, high; Can I get high, high, high, high.

Verse 1- Everyday I need an ounce and a half, SP the only flower that you know with a bounce and a half, listen kid I need a mountain of gas could roll up, hop in a whip and like bounce to the Ave. I get high cause im in the hood, the guns is around, it take a blunt, just to ease the pain and humble me down, and I rather roll something up, cause if im sobbered up dog, I might just flip, grab my guns and just hold somethin up. I get high as a kite, im in the zone all alone, motherfucker in case Iím dieing that night, so I roll them up, back to back, fat as I could, you got beef with Styles P I come & splatter your hood.

Chorus-

Verse 2 - A yo I smoke like a chimney, matter fact, I smoke like a gun, when a killer see his enemy, I smoke like bob marley did, after that I smoke like the hypies did, back in the 70ís, stick with the finishing touch, get pissed at, Iím a finish the Dutch, I get high like birds and the planes, I get high when bullets hit faces after words get exchanged, I get a rush off the Blood on the walls, you understand like the X5 pedal when its touching the floor. I get high because fuck it, whatís better to do, and I gonna never give a fuck, because im better than you. Chorus- Verse 3 - Im a smoke till my lungs collapse, im from everywhere, cause terror over guns and crack where a dollar bill is powerful, I smoke weed, because time seem precious, and I know what a Hour, Do high for a living, jots to ride for a Liven. With my real giants naggers that will die for liven, shit I get as high I could, cause if you see things like I see things cause im a die in the hood, motherfucker, understand its full service to you, I donít smoke the weed if it ainít purple or blue, and you can name any rapier if you want to die, this is SP dump to you, bitch I get high.

Chorus-

[RealityFilter]

Kottonmouth Kings - So High

It's time for 'Real Talk' with Bobby B
Attention young ladies, attention young ladies
Man homeboy's over here in the garage with 4 1000's
Powder nutrients growing in the dirt
Takin' 4 and a half months not even getting a full peak
Ya know, ya know, ya know.
In a room the size of a telephone booth
Using liquid nutrients, (buds swell rock, wool?)
One 1000 watt high pressure sodium
(kevorki?) buds the size of a fuckin' Volkswagen,
Ya know what I'm talkin' about, you do the math motherfucker.
What's up smokers?
Another suburban noize joint for you to pull on
Stoners Reeking Havoc

---

I'ma get you so high, I'ma make that ass fly.
Hit the bong, stand by
I'ma get you so high

Back up off me, I need room to puff
Fuck Babylon, man I can't get enough
I smoke, so I like it going down
We're all getting lifted cuz I just stole a pound
Two hits and pass, that's what Saint's yellin
Fuck that shit, I'm hittin till my mind's jelly
And when I'm done, I'll head to Flannagan's
To play some pool and that's with a couple friends

Grab a sack, it's off to a local park
Break out the bong, pack it tight and let it spark
Windows up so the bug's gettin fishbowled
And if you're in you can't escape the indo
Oh shit, it's gettin deep into my mind
I took 7 hits off that bud called kind
Close my eyes, my mind starts joggin
Here I go again, man, my mind's boggling

I'ma get you so high, mind boggling
I'ma make that ass fly, mind boggling
Hit the bong stand by, mind boggling
I'ma get you so high

Here I go reminiscing about the weekend
Takin time to remember where my shit has been
Dinner to dancing, fly girl romancing
Ballin with the homies, smoking buds and relaxin
(?) that shit is how I was smoking
Fuck this schwag weed, indo is what I'm tokin
Splif to my lips as I tilt my head back
Lookin like a mack cuz I'm down to blaze a sack
I said inhale, exhale, kottonmouth hits so I said 'that's swell'
Pass a tweak to the left, party busters set in
I need some fresh air cuz I'm high off that in
Walked towards the door but man I didn't get far
High kicked in, I took a seat at the bar
As I look into the sky and the air starts fogging
Here I go again, yo my mind's boggling

I'ma get you so high, mind boggling
I'ma make that ass fly, mind boggling
Hit the bong stand by, mind boggling
I'ma get you so high

Here I go getting deeper into my mind again
Thinking bout good times, smoking kind again
By myself so you say, am I a stoner or a loner
Man I can't cope with this lil hell that I'm livin in
I got family members fiending from the cocaine
And loved ones locked up in prison
That's why I'm bailin' ya'll, man fuck the system!
all the pressures of this life get me frustrated
So I reach for the bong so I can get faded
I blaze a bowl and it take me to another level
To escape the pain and all my life's trouble
Close my eyes, pray take the pain away
Ask the lord should I live to see another day
Rob Harris died, I guess this is one of life's little tests
...take a bullet to the chest
(Money can't buy me my?) first real true love,
died at 23, now she's waitin for me up above
Get the pipe, pack it tight, start hoggin
Here I go again motherfucker my mind's boggling

[Xero16]

Seems to be an emphasis on hip hop so far in this thread. Swollen Members' new CD just came out and there is an awesome weed song called "Dynamite".

Prevail:
Reefer madness kif and black hash
A little bit of oil on the paper I like that
Come on man light that, the Amsterdam Flame,
NYC Diesel, Kali Kush to the brain.
So many strains in my life so chill
Take a bong load, listen to some Cypress Hill
My mind is filled, head space stays creative
Music plays in my head till I recreate it.

Madchild:
Don't make me angry (why?)
My skin go green,
Mad throw man thru the window screen
Love me or hate me no in-between
All my friends grow Endo in BC
Get so high, I can't take it
Walk through my house with a sharp knife naked
I'm paranoid and I can't stop shakin
Now it's all good though I smoke Jamaican

Mr. Vegas:
Strong Jamaican accent so it's pretty hard to tell what he's saying.
I can decipher one line though.
-When me feeling low I love me Indica, me Indica I love me Indica.

Prevail:
No stems or seeds, sticky and fruity
Some are blonde and others are ruby red-headed beauties
Doobies and blunts, the pipe or vaporizer
25 an eighth from my favority supplier
I'm higher than Hendrix when he made Purple Haze
I'm amazed. As long as I've got herb to blaze
I'm in a good mood, attitue extremely positive
It's like I'm in a dream and the green's the cause of it.

Madchild:
It gets intense, sticks of insence
Roll that hit that shit to get bent
Smoke and I feel I could leap through time
Thoughts streak through my mind
I peak through the vine. Sometimes
I might have a hard time breathin
Think my heart's gon' stop for no reason
I just try to sit back, relax, and zone out
If you bring bad energy my way, get thrown out.

[lappin420]

jesus guys no lil wyte yet?



[Chorus]

Break it down (Break it down)
Roll it up (Roll it up)
Lite it up (Lite it up)
Get high. get high, get high

Break it down (Break it down)
Roll it up (Roll it up)
Lite it up (Lite it up)
Get high. get high, get high

Break it down (Break it down)
Roll it up (Roll it up)
Lite it up (Lite it up)
Get high. get high, get high

Break it down (Break it down)
Roll it up (Roll it up)
Lite it up (Lite it up)
Get high. get high, get high

[Verse 1] Lil Wyte

Im smokin on some killa kill
Yep yep Im high
Gotta do it ev'ry day
Why? Thats my lifestyle
grape cigarello filled up with good dro
Ridin down Broverly tell me what you hit fo
Come around my way better be prepared to cheif
We twist em right up out the fuckin' OZ
I be token till 6 o' clock in tha mornin'
As long as no one comes in to stop me
Im Lil Wyte the almighty good weed connoisseur
Hydro, dont ever come to ya cheap
If Im in the Memphis city streetz
Ima get the best trees
all the smack smokers can read it and weep
I lay back in the Cut
Smokin on a big blunt
Waitin on a call to get some more cronic
This shit one hit will sit cha down
have ya chokin all night ready to vomit
50 bags out tha sack in them houes mayne
Will have a pot head like me spinnin insane
Amounts of cash out these bags
of this purple kush, jack frost, and this blueberry hured with cane
I got some right here ta knock ya dick in the dirt
And Im bout to pull it up out my pocket
Take it slow, dont hit it too hard
This is liable to pull ya neck
right up out its socket

Break it down (Break it down)
Roll it up (Roll it up)
Lite it up (Lite it up)
Get high. get high, get high

Break it down (Break it down)
Roll it up (Roll it up)
Lite it up (Lite it up)
Get high. get high, get high

Break it down (Break it down)
Roll it up (Roll it up)
Lite it up (Lite it up)
Get high. get high, get high

Break it down (Break it down)
Roll it up (Roll it up)
Lite it up (Lite it up)
Get high. get high, get high

[Verse 2] Lil Wyte

Ima a California dough dough
marijuana inspecta
Always in slo-mo like I been screwed
Keep me on the low low
like a private eye
When its time to get high
Ill make the call to you
Ive been keepin some good shit
Ohhh all the good shit
Give me a name and
Ill find it and blow it
If I cant locate within week
We'll get the seeds
And we'll fuckin grow it
Aint no thang to me
Pimpin' its just me
Really it all depends on the consumer
How many times have you heard of it
causin' a heart attack or givin someone a tumor
None! I said it, not a one
Zero, slich, nodda, zero
Ill take a mothafuckin pound to the head
Ima stoner, call me the ganja hero
Laugh at what you wanna laugh at man
Crash where ever you wanna crash at man
After you hit this blunt, take a puff of this silvia
It'll put cha in the trashcan
I smoke almost everything I can inhale
Sticky shit, he's got Forbidden Fruit
I said break it down, roll it up, lite it up
Ill be the judge of this Jesus Juice

Break it down (Break it down)
Roll it up (Roll it up)
Lite it up (Lite it up)
Get high. get high, get high

Break it down (Break it down)
Roll it up (Roll it up)
Lite it up (Lite it up)
Get high. get high, get high

Break it down (Break it down)
Roll it up (Roll it up)
Lite it up (Lite it up)
Get high. get high, get high

Break it down (Break it down)
Roll it up (Roll it up)
Lite it up (Lite it up)
Get high. get high, get high

music plays till fade...

[SamRod06]

Ludacris-Blueberry Yum Yum

Yeah, Um, I think ima try somthin tonight that i aint,
that i aint neva did before on this one, lets go

[Chorus]
Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire(its that fire)
Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high (lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire(its that fire)

[Ludacris]
Got a lil bit of Blueberry Yum Yum
and I neva would of thought that it could taste this goooooood
Thank God for the man who put it in my hoooooood
Its got me singin melodies I neva thought i woooouuuuld
Im feelin sorry for the homies that be smokin wooood
Chop Chop, break it down for a playa like me me me me me
Im bout to find me a woman that skeet skeet skeet skeet
Ima keep smokin till i reach my peak peak peak peak
Or till im stuck and my body feels weak weak weak weak weak
headed down to the doungeon wonderin, if they got, some moore
and if they dont then ima have ta settle fa some drooooo
and it just aint cool cuz right on afta, ima have ta gooooo
and continue on my mission fishin for tha Yum Yum but im movin sloooow

[Chorus]
Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire (its that fire)
Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire(its that fire)

[Ludacris]
Yes, fire fire got me so tired ima stop drop and rooooooolll
Put a wet towel under the doooooooor
Dont pass it I cant take it no mooooore
Somebody take a trip down to the stoooooore
hurry please cus i need some snacks snacks snacks snacks
and how long will it take to get back back back back
Yes indeed ima lil off track track track track track
Off this weed and im full of that yak yak yak yak yak
Get on in that stankin Lincoln crank it up and riiiiide
and it aint enuff room to fit tha other chicks inside
Im so hungry wit tha munchies ima eat everything in siiiiiight
Me and my blueberrys together and everythings all right

[Chorus]
Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire (its that fire)
Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its fire (its that fire)

[Ludacris]
Get the propane, rollin thangs and lets blow this place uuuuuup
You already know whats uuup
I mighta have to pay some extra buuuuuucks
But I really dont give a fuuuuuck
Cuz a brotha feels great great great great great
But im barely awake wake wake wake wake
All bent outa shape shape shape shape shape
So stomp on yo brake brake brake brake brake
If u token good, then all my smokas, let me see ya flame
Dont know what ya got but my bag will, put yo stuff, ta shame
All tha different kinds of otha flavors, they dont mean a thang
You cant compare it dont stare cuz i got the ultimate Mary Jane

[Chorus]
Get ya lighters, roll the sticky, lets get high (lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire (its that fire)
Get ya lighters, roll the sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire (its that fire

Ludacris Ft. Lil Flip- Screwed up

Man coughs]
[Man talking]
Ah yeah, we sending this one out
From everybody I mean to everybody from the H-Town to the A-Town
To worldwide so get your lighters, get your drink
And I tell you what I'm so fucked up, and screwed up
If anybody try to blow my high, you know what I'ma tell 'em

[Chorus]
[(Man) Ludacris]
(Fuck you!) Fuck you!
(Fuck you!) Fuck you!
(Fuck you!) Fuck you!
(Fuck you!) Fuck you!
(I'm screwed up)

[Ludacris]
I feel better than I've ever felt before, Ah!
Intoxicated but maintaining self-control, Ah!
I took a swig, I had a jug, chug-a-log, I'm loud and clear
I had some bud, I lit it up, and then I made it disappear
'Cause my magic tricks, are so fabulous
This shit's hazardous, got amateurs smoking canibus
If you mad at this, damn it then

[Chorus]

[Lil' Flip]
I made a, call to my dog, time to split the blunt and break it up
Three-wheel motion, purple potion, I gotta shake it up
I tried to kick the habit, but it keep calling me
Abracadabra, here's a magic trick, I smoked up all the weed
Zig-Zag's and golden wraps got my mind gone
Drugs don't affect my work, I still get my grind on

[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
I'm leaning like the Tower of Pisa, the syrup squeezer
Come close to my stash, and get treated as if I'm Ebeneezer
I'm throwed, blowed, matter-of-fact let's call this the thrower potion
I'm screwed up, so no wonder things are in slower motion
I gots to have it,can't kick the habit, I've tried to shake it
The drug experiment stage if you mistake then

[Chorus]

[Lil' Flip]
I'm from Screwed Up Texas, we drive reckless, and then we peel off
You ain't had shit until you smoke Sweet Tooth and Jack Frost
Hit it twice but don't cough, you gotta take it man
If it's a record for smoking I'm 'bout to break it man
Me and Luda puffing budda, we in a black Cougar
On Zap Judas, you try to jack us we grab rulers

[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
How can I say it plain?
That I'm off that Mary Jane
And if it's true what they say
Then I don't know how many cells is left in my fucking brain
But I'ma keep on writing and lighting
Minds of these hungry rappers
And tell the hood that I've hired ******s and fired crackers
On the Fourth of July, opens your eyes I'm joking stupid
I love all races but if you hating my music then

[Chorus]

[Lil' Flip]
I love my occupation, we never have to take a piss test
Fuck a 9 to 5 'cause I'm always getting rest
I wake to breakfest and head
You wake up to breakfast in bed
Should I drive my H2? Hmmm?
I'ma take the Lexus instead
Pimping ain't dead but I'll leave you *****z
Dead from all this pimping
I'm riding spinners like a pimp
That's why I'm limpin'
[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
Off substances that's controlled
That's how this story goes
I popped the cap, broke the ice
And Lil' Flip done broke the mold
I'm so cold I think I, see dead people
Nah, that's just my homies passed out in the Regal
Believe it, the potency is so strong, if you notice me
I'm calm, cool, and collected and if you, disrespect it

[Chorus]

[Lil' Flip]
We doing this for them players that bank screw music
We don't pass out after 8 blunts, because we used to it
Me and Cris like cheech & chong
So hurry, break out the weed and the bong
'Cause if it ain't Grade A trees, we gotta leave it alone
And to my homies crew, you know I gotta hold it down
And if they want it then they gotta come and take the crown

[Chorus]

[Man talking]
Hahahahahaha So there you have it
Sending this one out to all my drinkers and all my smokers
United and lighted we stand inebriated we fall
And if you wanna pass the sobriety and breathalyzer test
Hear's a quick Luda tip some packets of mustard in your car
Keep mustard god damn it and whoever said *****s in the south can't rhyme

[Chorus]

[Highbinder]

>_>

Love this bit from Coolio's - (I'm In Love With) Mary Jane

as i walk around the edges of my mind
in an attempt to contemplate
what it really is that makes me tick
I'm reminded of emotions that saturate
my thoughts like sunshine
it always ain't the first time

Oh and Total Devastation - Many Clouds of Smoke

[CHORUS: x4]
I want to get blunted my brother
Roll up a fat one pass it around

[VERSE 1]
Here we go to the show with some fat endo
And though I never front it I always stay blunted
Many clouds many clouds running through my dome
As I float float float on
In a purple haze a pot head phase
Thinkin way back about the good ole days
When I smoked up chocolate tye and Colombian goat
The skunk with the funny thats got the big man pumped
Now I'm feelin kinda high and yet kind a key
Maybe cause I'm smokin on the cloud nine G
See I got the tasty ways and a cool buzz
First you smell what it is then you smell what it was
Cause we smoke fat blunts and we write dope rhymes
Play video games and read High Times
And Tim makes the beat tight
Hopin that the song might
Sell a million copies to the people smokin dank right
Mack daddy made you jump and Daddy mack kept it warm
But I didn't miss the buss to the marijuana farm
In the Humble County the northern part of Cali
But Hammer cant dance like my man grows plants
And a specter AP cause my homie Dan Solo
With a fat philly blunt on a Hog status logo
Good ***** got now boys got clout
Now its time to show the world what its all about:

See we smoke 2 joints before we smoke 2 joints
And then we smoke 2 more we be jammin
We smoke to joints before we smoke 2 joints
And then we smoke 2 more this is slammin
La de de da da de me love marijuana
Me know the plant like the sex knows Madonna
I feel laid back when I puff on the ganja
So legalize marijuana yalonda

[CHORUS]

[VERSE 2]
Man the shits kinda fat so its back to the track
And I'm feelin like a mack with a big dank sack
Bill Clinton told a story but it was a fairy tale
I only hit it once but I didn't inhale
Then his mind went blank in other outie
Puffin fat green bud direct from the Humble County
Many clouds of smoke is just a dedication
Talkin all night about hemp education
So put down the pipe and stop free basin
This could be the start of the healing of the nation
Cause I rip shit and twist it then I take a hit
And I smoke it to the head like it was a cigarette
When it comes to puffin blunts I'm a 12 year vet
And I wasn't 10 yet when I took my first hit
I was headed out the house for school one day
And guess what I found in my dads ashtray
It was about a half a blunt stuck in a roach clip
So I made like pops and put it up to my lip
Then flick went the bic and I'm off on a trip
And I was trippin (my mind keeps on slippin slippin)
I only hit it once and my head light
Then my eyes got red and they closed up tight
And I felt kinda weird but I felt all right
So I took another hit later on that night
Now there's only 3 things in life I need
Money, safe sex, and a whole lot of weed
Givin much props to my pops
And he gets much love too
Peace from the crew this buds for you
So I'm outie I'm ghost in other words gone
but the beat goes on

[CHORUS]

[VERSE 3]
As I flip the strip with a joint on my lip
And a cute honey dip with a grip on my dick
Got me singin like a singer swingin like a swinger
This is the DGF style so put up your middle finger
The cloud nine vibe blastin off like a rocket
With 10 fat joints on my inside pocket
Now every other brother givin props to me
Cause my vibe is alive in the industry
Cypress Hill's in the house and Black Crows on the team
And I put the fat back to rip up the green
Legalize hemp understand what I mean
It's the sooper dooper kid and the down ball lock
With the DGF style the boys got balls
And I smoke a fat spliff and lounge in my drawers
Its a pot hit anthem so go for yours
And like the Black Sheep says +The Choice is Yours+
I'm on a psychodelic trip and it ain't no joke
So take another hit many clouds of smoke

[CHORUS]

[4ction]

No love for the Bone Thugs???

Another good weed song by Kottonmouth Kings is rest of my life

[hushlittlelady]

I felt this needed to be added...
Peter Tosh - Legalize It

Legalize it - don't criticize it
Legalize it and i will advertise it

Some call it tampee
Some call it the weed
Some call it Marijuana
Some of them call it Ganja

Legalize it - don't criticize it
Legalize it and i will advertise it

Singer smoke it
And players of instruments too
Legalize it, yeah, yeah
That's the best thing you can do
Doctors smoke it
Nurses smoke it
Judges smoke it
Even the lawyers too

Legalize it - don't criticize it
Legalize it and i will advertise it

It's good for the flu
It's good for asthma
Good for tuberculosis
Even umara composis

Legalize it - don't criticize it
Legalize it and i will advertise it

Bird eat it
And they leave it
Fowls eat it
Goats love to play with it

[supa scoop]

Nas - One Time 4 Ya Mind

Check it out
When Im chillin, I grab the buddha, get my crew to buy beers
And watch a flick, illin and root for the villian, huh
Plus every morning, I go out and love it sort of chilly
Then I send a shorty from my block to the store for phillies
After being blessed by the herbs essence
Im back to my rest, ten minutes some odd seconds
Thats where I got the honey at, spends the night for sexing
Cheap lubrication, lifestyle protection
Picking up my stereos remote control quickly
Ron gs in the cassette deck, rockin the shit, g
I try to stay mellow, rock, well acapella rhymesll
Make me richer than a slipper made cinderella fella
Go get your crew, hobbes, Im prepared to bomb troops
Got *****z whos born, I shot my way out my mom dukes
When I was ten, I was a hip-hoppin shorty wop
Known for rocking microphones and twisting off a 40 top, yeah

__________________________________________________ __________

Electric Wizard - Dopethrone

Dope priest prophecy
Doomantra from beneath the sea
Green throne, raised to the black sun
Doom child, wake to planet song

Rise, black amps tear the sky
Feedback will free your mind and set you free
Rise, black amps tear the sky
Riff hewn altar wreathed in smoke and weed

Dopethrone, in this land of sorcery
Dopethrone, vision through T.H.C.
Dopethrone, feedback will free
Dopethrone, three wizards crowned with weed, yeah

Black monolith charged with unlight
Sacrifice to forever midnight
Towers, titan sonic wave
Sorcery, necromantic slaves

Rise, black amps tear the sky
Feedback will free your mind and set you free
Rise, black amps tear the sky
Riff hewn altar wreathed in smoke and weed, yeah

Dopethrone, in this land of sorcery
Dopethrone, vision through T.H.C., yeah
Dopethrone, feedback will free, yeah
Dopethrone, three wizards crowned with weed, yeah

In this land of sorcery
Vision through T.H.C.
Holy feedback, it will free
Three wizards crowned with weed

Rise
Rise
Rise
Rise
Rise
Rise
Rise
Rise

Smoke

Dopethrone
Dopethrone
Dopethrone
Dopethrone

____________________________

Sleep - Jerusalem

Drop out of Life with Bong in Hand
Follow the Smoke toward the Riff filled Land

[Greengypsywolf]

Smoke 2 Joints - Sublime


(she was living in a single room with three other individuals.
One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females.
God only know what they were up to in there.
And furthermore susan, I wouldnt be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them
Habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes... reefers)

I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more

Smoked cigarettes til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia
Smoked cigarettes til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensamill...
Easy-e were ya ever caught slippin? hell no!

Daddy he once told me son you be hard workin man
And momma she once told me son you do the best you can
But, then one day I met a man who came to me and said
Hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of head

(guitar solo)

Whoa, rock me tonight,
Whoa-oh, jah sake,
Whoa-ohh