Rap battle anyone?

TokingToker · #1 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 06:24 AM

Test me, one at a time please.

backfromthedead · #2 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 06:46 AM

you want to battle on here Tokingtoker?

You first... haha

TokingToker · #3 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 07:16 AM

Back from the dead, haha, more like smacked in the head
I'm a pyscho crazy nut, I'll slice your stomach and spill your guts
Pop three rounds while you screaming on the ground
You can't talk no more when you dead
You cant walk no more when you dead
This is the shit, this is melee, this is new jersey, go back to LA
Mic is smoking, better spit it before you choking.

backfromthedead · #4 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 07:31 AM

Oh no tokingtoker thinks he can rap
but It took him half n hour to write 7 lines of crap!
you get stoned alone alot, and this I'm sure
My hooks are a lure, my rap is more mature
and your
messing with the wrong rapper
I'll smack ya faster than you can smack me, your rap is tacky
people read that shit and can only say exactly!
I'm not here looking for your appeal,
this is just to see if these potheads can see the real.

TokingToker · #5 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 08:00 AM

dog, you don't want beef it's bad for your cholesterol
Your a bitch like a christmas tree, I come up and hang my balls.
Now bitch, your watching me stomp you, look what 5 bucks at the dollar tree got you
I don't smoke alone, But I talk to your mom at night over the phone.
Your raps mature, bitch don't make me roll on floor
Potheads see all the real, cause I'm coming for the steal
My fists will swarm, you'll think its a fucking thunderstorm
n!ga in the hype
todays the first day of the rest of your life as a regular joe, with a regular flow
So I'll take a big mac no pickles
and a regular coke.

alicedee07 · #6 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 08:03 AM

Shit you think you the big deal?
I will eat you up like a fucking meal!
Take your ass down
and make you look like a clown.
And once you see, just who I be,
Shit will stick to your head
and torment you till you dead.
so show me your best
cuz you wont pass this test.

TokingToker · #7 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 08:15 AM

Oh no, look
Get this kid a fucking happy meal
So i can get back to robbing his stereo
Take your test, shit man you already know I'm the best
Talkin to a straight up pyscho
I'll blow your brains out and eat them like its stew
But you wouldn't know since your lyrics make you sound like your two
So eat that happy meal and come back when you for real.

backfromthedead · #8 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 08:15 AM

TokingToker has potential
but its filler,
Bullshit, acting like killer, like you pull quick
its just foolish spit, your shit
Right now- your probably falling down a ladder
don't waste your lungs when theres no rungs its just splatter!
glad this isn't live
you spit so much bullshit
when you pass it back I gotta wipe off the mic cap
And I don't like that
cocky rappers get it the worst
and I'll be leaning over you asking if it hurts
when it happens
your not rapping, its more like slacking
its got me laughing
talking about new jersey and LA
what you trying say?
I'm from Canada, eh!

TokingToker · #9 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 08:35 AM

This kid has game, but not enough, I'll put him to shame
I'm a serial killer master material thriller
If you say I'm fake you... must be baked!
Your head is wack, oh gee... you smoking that crack?
He's from canada, saying hes a rapper
But they still call the toilet a crapper.
I asked for a big mac and a coke
You ain't even get it, your a fucking joke
I bet he's tired from working at mcdonalds
And wonders why he still lives with his mama
With all those clothes on I bet this motherfucker looks like osama.
You know I'm street
I pack heat longer than shaqs feet
You already know you got your ass beat
So why dont you take a seat?

backfromthedead · #10 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 08:51 AM

Well Im impressed with what you had just written
My interview at Mcds is tomorrow but I'm already sitting
And all the clothes I'm wearing , I wear cuz I got no heat
Its pretty shitty in my city now who's the one thats street
Oh and I live at my pops, but hes never hear,
plus he lets me grow my crops! and we both brew beer
I have nothing to fear
Most poeple don't shit about my country
come here to fight me and you'd freeze solid before you punched me
dress you like a girl do your hair with scrunhy
Call me a the Crazy Canadian Pot Junky
I spit no Bullshit, my methods remain funky
Your lucky,
that you haven't mad me mad
I get glad
by making others sad -
See that shovel in my trunk?
No its not for snow, its for stupid rapping punks!

TokingToker · #11 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 09:08 AM

Your smoking weed when you ain't got heat
No wonder your ass is street
Living in your home must be beat
This guy takes rhymes from commercials
No wonder why hes a fucking emo, all anti social
We got a white boy trying to rap
But he fucks his sister, this motherfuckers wack
Crazy lunatic trying to rap better than me
He does heroin with a spoon and bic
Your probably as skinny as a stick
I won't need to punch you when I hit you with a brick.

backfromthedead · #12 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 09:25 AM

Did I make you upset?
Your lack of self respect is a direct
indication that your hatin
on me cuz I write intelligent rap, what the fucks up with that?
And what commercials, I don't watch TV
I don't have cable so wheres your ryhmes from... G?
listen to me, your making idle threats
You got terrats? Yeah
I'm skinny, and I guess you got breasts?
tell me again, who is the best?
How'd you know I'm white?
check my profile cuz you ran out of stuff to write?
All the while super sucking on your pipe
Nervous you will loss this battle, hands shaking while you type
I got you right?
Your just like that -
you can't dis on matt
You say what you say and then I say fuck that!
Top it, but don't go off topic
Your gonna choke soon and theres no way to stop it.

TokingToker · #13 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 09:50 AM

Why wouldnt I hate
When it takes you 20 minutes to think and write
Do you really think I'd know if you were white
Of course! Cause you cant even fucking rap straight
Your rhymes are cheesy, your flow is easy
So why dont you take a step back and please exscuse me
Hell yeah I got breast, I'm touching your womans chest
I can smoke on my pipe, cause I can make my money
I'll pay your girl to lick it, I'll be like, go ahead honey!
You see this between my index and ring?
It's my bird, thats what I think about all your words
You couldnt crush me, you cant even touch me
You just love me.

backfromthedead · #14 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 10:05 AM

I see why you think I rap simple
I'm to advanced,
and you can't read!

But I don't need
to justify
why
You suck
So I separate my ryhmes
so your little mind
won't get stuck
Besides I'm not saying I'm the best
but you are, blind just like the rest
lets go get a second opinion
cuz we've been rapping and shit but we both think we are winning
I think its clear who has more good stuff
even a retard could rap like hes all tough
your a big bluff
I'm guessing your under twenty
Cuz your not just saying stupid shit, your giving us plenty
Do remember in my first
verse?
about how long it took you to write back
Don't give me no crap
about 20 minutes
fucking forget it
if this is all I was doing tonight that would be pathetic
What you up too?

alicedee07 · #15 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 06:06 PM

Shit I think you just have no idea.
Hell is the place i'll cya.
After I take you out 1, 2 shots no doubt
cuz my hands be to quick for ya
And deep down you know you don't have it in ya
to really see what's in my head,
and with that being said,
I will leave this thread,
cuz really I think it's for special ed.

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#1 (permalink) 10-12-2007, 06:24 AM
TokingToker Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: OOWOO! Posts: 2,304	Rap battle anyone? Test me, one at a time please.

#2 (permalink) 10-12-2007, 06:46 AM
backfromthedead Seasoned Toker Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 298	you want to battle on here Tokingtoker? You first... haha

#3 (permalink) 10-12-2007, 07:16 AM
TokingToker Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: OOWOO! Posts: 2,304	Back from the dead, haha, more like smacked in the head I'm a pyscho crazy nut, I'll slice your stomach and spill your guts Pop three rounds while you screaming on the ground You can't talk no more when you dead You cant walk no more when you dead This is the shit, this is melee, this is new jersey, go back to LA Mic is smoking, better spit it before you choking.

#4 (permalink) 10-12-2007, 07:31 AM
backfromthedead Seasoned Toker Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 298	Oh no tokingtoker thinks he can rap but It took him half n hour to write 7 lines of crap! you get stoned alone alot, and this I'm sure My hooks are a lure, my rap is more mature and your messing with the wrong rapper I'll smack ya faster than you can smack me, your rap is tacky people read that shit and can only say exactly! I'm not here looking for your appeal, this is just to see if these potheads can see the real.

#5 (permalink) 10-12-2007, 08:00 AM
TokingToker Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: OOWOO! Posts: 2,304	dog, you don't want beef it's bad for your cholesterol Your a bitch like a christmas tree, I come up and hang my balls. Now bitch, your watching me stomp you, look what 5 bucks at the dollar tree got you I don't smoke alone, But I talk to your mom at night over the phone. Your raps mature, bitch don't make me roll on floor Potheads see all the real, cause I'm coming for the steal My fists will swarm, you'll think its a fucking thunderstorm n!ga in the hype todays the first day of the rest of your life as a regular joe, with a regular flow So I'll take a big mac no pickles and a regular coke.

#6 (permalink) 10-12-2007, 08:03 AM
alicedee07 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 1,397	Shit you think you the big deal? I will eat you up like a fucking meal! Take your ass down and make you look like a clown. And once you see, just who I be, Shit will stick to your head and torment you till you dead. so show me your best cuz you wont pass this test. __________________ All the ignorance I despise. Against tyranny I shall rise. And when they try to take my land I shall stand tall, with a joint in my hand.

#7 (permalink) 10-12-2007, 08:15 AM
TokingToker Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: OOWOO! Posts: 2,304	Oh no, look Get this kid a fucking happy meal So i can get back to robbing his stereo Take your test, shit man you already know I'm the best Talkin to a straight up pyscho I'll blow your brains out and eat them like its stew But you wouldn't know since your lyrics make you sound like your two So eat that happy meal and come back when you for real.

#8 (permalink) 10-12-2007, 08:15 AM
backfromthedead Seasoned Toker Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 298	This is real, its me, not who I'm trying to be! TokingToker has potential but its filler, Bullshit, acting like killer, like you pull quick its just foolish spit, your shit Right now- your probably falling down a ladder don't waste your lungs when theres no rungs its just splatter! glad this isn't live you spit so much bullshit when you pass it back I gotta wipe off the mic cap And I don't like that cocky rappers get it the worst and I'll be leaning over you asking if it hurts when it happens your not rapping, its more like slacking its got me laughing talking about new jersey and LA what you trying say? I'm from Canada, eh!

#9 (permalink) 10-12-2007, 08:35 AM
TokingToker Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: OOWOO! Posts: 2,304	This kid has game, but not enough, I'll put him to shame I'm a serial killer master material thriller If you say I'm fake you... must be baked! Your head is wack, oh gee... you smoking that crack? He's from canada, saying hes a rapper But they still call the toilet a crapper. I asked for a big mac and a coke You ain't even get it, your a fucking joke I bet he's tired from working at mcdonalds And wonders why he still lives with his mama With all those clothes on I bet this motherfucker looks like osama. You know I'm street I pack heat longer than shaqs feet You already know you got your ass beat So why dont you take a seat?

#10 (permalink) 10-12-2007, 08:51 AM
backfromthedead Seasoned Toker Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 298	Well Im impressed with what you had just written My interview at Mcds is tomorrow but I'm already sitting And all the clothes I'm wearing , I wear cuz I got no heat Its pretty shitty in my city now who's the one thats street Oh and I live at my pops, but hes never hear, plus he lets me grow my crops! and we both brew beer I have nothing to fear Most poeple don't shit about my country come here to fight me and you'd freeze solid before you punched me dress you like a girl do your hair with scrunhy Call me a the Crazy Canadian Pot Junky I spit no Bullshit, my methods remain funky Your lucky, that you haven't mad me mad I get glad by making others sad - See that shovel in my trunk? No its not for snow, its for stupid rapping punks!

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#11 (permalink) 10-12-2007, 09:08 AM
TokingToker Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: OOWOO! Posts: 2,304	Your smoking weed when you ain't got heat No wonder your ass is street Living in your home must be beat This guy takes rhymes from commercials No wonder why hes a fucking emo, all anti social We got a white boy trying to rap But he fucks his sister, this motherfuckers wack Crazy lunatic trying to rap better than me He does heroin with a spoon and bic Your probably as skinny as a stick I won't need to punch you when I hit you with a brick.

#12 (permalink) 10-12-2007, 09:25 AM
backfromthedead Seasoned Toker Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 298	Did I make you upset? Your lack of self respect is a direct indication that your hatin on me cuz I write intelligent rap, what the fucks up with that? And what commercials, I don't watch TV I don't have cable so wheres your ryhmes from... G? listen to me, your making idle threats You got terrats? Yeah I'm skinny, and I guess you got breasts? tell me again, who is the best? How'd you know I'm white? check my profile cuz you ran out of stuff to write? All the while super sucking on your pipe Nervous you will loss this battle, hands shaking while you type I got you right? Your just like that - you can't dis on matt You say what you say and then I say fuck that! Top it, but don't go off topic Your gonna choke soon and theres no way to stop it.

#13 (permalink) 10-12-2007, 09:50 AM
TokingToker Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: OOWOO! Posts: 2,304	Why wouldnt I hate When it takes you 20 minutes to think and write Do you really think I'd know if you were white Of course! Cause you cant even fucking rap straight Your rhymes are cheesy, your flow is easy So why dont you take a step back and please exscuse me Hell yeah I got breast, I'm touching your womans chest I can smoke on my pipe, cause I can make my money I'll pay your girl to lick it, I'll be like, go ahead honey! You see this between my index and ring? It's my bird, thats what I think about all your words You couldnt crush me, you cant even touch me You just love me.

#14 (permalink) 10-12-2007, 10:05 AM
backfromthedead Seasoned Toker Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 298	I see why you think I rap simple I'm to advanced, and you can't read! But I don't need to justify why You suck So I separate my ryhmes so your little mind won't get stuck Besides I'm not saying I'm the best but you are, blind just like the rest lets go get a second opinion cuz we've been rapping and shit but we both think we are winning I think its clear who has more good stuff even a retard could rap like hes all tough your a big bluff I'm guessing your under twenty Cuz your not just saying stupid shit, your giving us plenty Do remember in my first verse? about how long it took you to write back Don't give me no crap about 20 minutes fucking forget it if this is all I was doing tonight that would be pathetic What you up too?

#15 (permalink) 10-12-2007, 06:06 PM
alicedee07 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 1,397	Shit I think you just have no idea. Hell is the place i'll cya. After I take you out 1, 2 shots no doubt cuz my hands be to quick for ya And deep down you know you don't have it in ya to really see what's in my head, and with that being said, I will leave this thread, cuz really I think it's for special ed. __________________ All the ignorance I despise. Against tyranny I shall rise. And when they try to take my land I shall stand tall, with a joint in my hand.