Rap battle anyone?

[TokingToker]

Originally Posted by misterpq

honestly you cant stop my flows like a girls monthly
i'm sick like anorexic, nasty cuz of my rhyme capability
ya rhymes are as fucked up like 1 crip gettin' beaten by 10 bloods
eyes on my OOHH SHIT!! style like watchin' a tape of the worlds deadliest floods
you cant break my train of thought, even if ya girl suck me till i squeal
cuz i'll make ya POOF! & disappear like David Copperfield
your sexuality; will change from man to women on the mic
the last girl tokin' had sex with said (I FEEL STRANGE ) and turned dyke

Bloods get blasted out the area faster than lauching scuds
Mess with crips go ahead we love to see ya blood drip
You sound like a magician.. your flow.. it's missin
The last girl is still listenin for the bootycall like it's a mission
Feel the flames like a blown transmission, Hold on bitch... intermission
I caught your thought your rhymes are bought grow up a lil cause your 2 dollas short
I'm above you I'm the judge and were in court, haha.. you have alot of thinkin to sort
I'll help you out and leave this line as my last resort

[ill bill]

Originally Posted by misterpq

honestly you cant stop my flows like a girls monthly
i'm sick like anorexic, nasty cuz of my rhyme capability
ya rhymes are as fucked up like 1 crip gettin' beaten by 10 bloods
eyes on my OOHH SHIT!! style like watchin' a tape of the worlds deadliest floods
you cant break my train of thought, even if ya girl suck me till i squeal
cuz i'll make ya POOF! & disappear like David Copperfield
your sexuality; will change from man to women on the mic
the last girl tokin' had sex with said (I FEEL STRANGE ) and turned dyke

you deadly like floods? well im rea-dy-with-the-snub,
poping bullets of truth, into the-heads-of-these-thugs,
he, reckon-he-rough, I'm just, settin-him-up,
you in a sticky situation, like you, catching-a-nut
yeah im, callin-ya-bluff, you feelin froggy-then-buck,
i mean, froggy then leap, off of the beat,
its like deshawn-on-lebron, you just cant compete,

[seahag]

no need for coffee in the morning, in bed i should be snoring
but im up just in time, they say its too early to rhyme
as i take a cold shower, in my mind the flows flower
i step outside and sneeze, my skin chilled from tha breeze
old school i am not, but on foot i will walk
to the public bus station, all the fools i be facin
said they aint they're waitin, these things im contemplating
they dont need respect, no food for thought
just the money, and friends they've bought
i'm not telling stories
and about you, i will not worry
as from the stars im creatin
snuffleupagus's anti-mythphetamine is fire-breathinnnnnnnnn

[BlazinX1]

Originally Posted by seahag

no need for coffee in the morning, in bed i should be snoring
but im up just in time, they say its too early to rhyme
as i take a cold shower, in my mind the flows flower
i step outside and sneeze, my skin chilled from tha breeze
old school i am not, but on foot i will walk
to the public bus station, all the fools i be facin
said they aint they're waitin, these things im contemplating
they dont need respect, no food for thought
just the money, and friends they've bought
i'm not telling stories
and about you, i will not worry
as from the stars im creatin
snuffleupagus's anti-mythphetamine is fire-breathinnnnnnnnn

What the fuck is this?
A snuggleupagus?
Damn, I hope you don't have kids,
cause of just how fucked up it is.

You must be trippin off some serious shit,
Smoked too much DMT, got a serious hit,
or was it PCP and are you in a serious fit,
Go out and get a girl, for some serious clit.

Just like you I don't need coffee either,
I just smoke some crack thats laced in ether,
Wash it down with a bottle of booze,
take my daily pills 1 red and 2 blues,
Go into the shower, while I smoke a bong,
Was gonna sing but I was high so I forgot the song,
got out of the shower, did a line of blow,
sniffed some iranian uranium, and now I glow.

[garcia]

i spit poison bars
that show you that this boys in charge
ya styles a mirage
lyrically the shit is flawed
i come through raw
not carin bout who you are
cus i got a chainsaw
im aimin at ya brains bra
don't get me started
anyone who want to bring it must be mentally retarded
what i'm hearin is garbage
step to this and get scarred dig
ain't no stoppin it
the philly blunt is chocolate it
aint nobody droppin it
cus i'm one thats choppin it up
thats whassup
a phatty phillie to my muthafuckin dome
best to go and cop another zone
chillin high alone
cus i was born alone and i die alone
so here i am blown feelin like i'm on the throne

[ill bill]

Originally Posted by garcia

i spit poison bars
that show you that this boys in charge
ya styles a mirage
lyrically the shit is flawed
i come through raw
not carin bout who you are
cus i got a chainsaw
im aimin at ya brains bra
don't get me started
anyone who want to bring it must be mentally retarded
what i'm hearin is garbage
step to this and get scarred dig
ain't no stoppin it
the philly blunt is chocolate it
aint nobody droppin it
cus i'm one thats choppin it up
thats whassup
a phatty phillie to my muthafuckin dome
best to go and cop another zone
chillin high alone
cus i was born alone and i die alone
so here i am blown feelin like i'm on the throne

here comes ill--bill, comin in for the quick-kill,
now watched this fucked-bitch-nit-wit get his shit-spilled
my shits-real, they aint no doubt about it,
my minds heavily-clouded, my lines heavily powdered,
packing the powerful caliber,
my bullets will shower-ya ,my flow will devour ya,
yeah my-styles a-mirage, you try to hit-i-dodge,
you a customa ima hustla flipping bricks-like-pogs,
now watch me flip-the-script, make-a-flick, with-ya-chick
leave a drip on-her-lips, plus yours moms-and-sis,
then let your girl come home and give you a kiss

[garcia]

Originally Posted by ill bill

here comes ill--bill, comin in for the quick-kill,
now watched this fucked-bitch-nit-wit get his shit-spilled
my shits-real, they aint no doubt about it,
my minds heavily-clouded, my lines heavily powdered,
packing the powerful caliber,
my bullets will shower-ya ,my flow will devour ya,
yeah my-styles a-mirage, you try to hit-i-dodge,
you a customa ima hustla flipping bricks-like-pogs,
now watch me flip-the-script, make-a-flick, with-ya-chick
leave a drip on-her-lips, plus yours moms-and-sis,
then let your girl come home and give you a kiss

you ain't ill bill
i'm ice cube i kill at will
you know the drill
every pill and every bill
you hand it over
cus i caught ya sober
and i'm in a daze
tokin haze
smokin potent j's
you must be amazed
stay tellin stories
bout a life of glory
that you never led
you really slangin white
and bangin white
mackin hoes
and stackin bread?
if that's true
then i guess i'ma have to back off dude
but we're on grasscity
so i already know what to do
roll up another philly
this time it's grape
i enjoyed battlin you ill bill
it really was great

[project_n8]

From deep below the earth is where I dwell,
Put you under a spell, tortured in the chambers of hell,

18 divided by the 3 thats the triple 6,
Bloody demon, throat screamin, make the weak slit their wrists,

Talkin behind my back, that's some stupid shit, Ludicrous,
Upside down cross, stab a n*gga with a crucifix,

So many mortal enemies do not know who to diss,
The reversed star I stay true to this, Voodoo shit,

Causin confusion, bruisin, doob cruisin, enemies losin,
Illusions from the fiery pits, Dark satanic fusion,

Don't wait till the enemy clues in, grab rusty knife,
Cut your wife, Gut your children, Fuck your life,

I don't give a fuck, your phony act you better give it up,
I'm lookin for a bitch to fuck, Gut, then stitch em up,

Two timing, grimy, satanic ritual slimy,
Shot a gun, on the run, but you will never find me

All of these pussies up to their regular antics,
Leave em frantic make em panic with the heat of the Satanic

Do not test me, There will not be any less heat,
Your pussy rhymes don't affect me, bloody curse technique,

Heat of the core, givin a sun burn, Cut the cross with the thunder,
6 feet under,

I hunger, for the mortal flesh in the black pit,
Gats click, Raps spit, Bounce back like elastic

Your gun is plastic, Get your fuckin ass kicked,
Bury the sermon, the vermin, form a symbol where the grass gets,

Burned, lesson learned, experience earned,
In the graves the bodies come alive, but they've only turned

These n*ggas soft, I stay hard and play hard,
Wake up 6 feet under in tha graveyard

[crackrockstdy89]

Originally Posted by garcia

you ain't ill bill
i'm ice cube i kill at will
you know the drill
every pill and every bill
you hand it over
cus i caught ya sober
and i'm in a daze
tokin haze
smokin potent j's
you must be amazed
stay tellin stories
bout a life of glory
that you never led
you really slangin white
and bangin white
mackin hoes
and stackin bread?
if that's true
then i guess i'ma have to back off dude
but we're on grasscity
so i already know what to do
roll up another philly
this time it's grape
i enjoyed battlin you ill bill
it really was great

Ha, chump you think you're lyrically in check?
Well looks more to me, like you're lyrically inept
While i'm rhytmically correct, till i'm out of breath
Bust flow after flow, till i release the stress
And bring respect, from akron to the glaciers
A small-city kid who dunks ryhmes like the lakers
Do baskets, and i gotta make it a habit
I spit more fire than your local crack addict
And though i'm neva one to be seeing what a coppa see's
I'm riding through this life, with hallucigenic properties
The mad hatter ain't got shit on me
I slice open that third eye cause all is we
Well if this is so, be it quite a contradiction
My lyrics are pure science, yours are just fiction
And i know too well, you can't be a part of me
Cause i'm a lyrical genius, you're a lullabye trainee ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[TokingToker]

Hahahahahahaa

Cmon crack rock let the rookie do his thanggg..

Anyone wanna battle ?

Holla

I flow through niccas like acid I cut flesh wounds like the croc on lake placid
You can try to battle me but I'll just ash it, rappin is my passion
Like every other alpha male I need my action, don't talk about yourself packin heat
Cause for you thats a defeat, I'm tired of niccas talkin like we on the streets cuz
You would be duck taped to a seat gettin your ass beat


Check out the rap tournament thread

[ill bill]

Originally Posted by TokingToker

Hahahahahahaa

Cmon crack rock let the rookie do his thanggg..

Anyone wanna battle ?

Holla

I flow through niccas like acid I cut flesh wounds like the croc on lake placid
You can try to battle me but I'll just ash it, rappin is my passion
Like every other alpha male I need my action, don't talk about yourself packin heat
Cause for you thats a defeat, I'm tired of niccas talkin like we on the streets cuz
You would be duck taped to a seat gettin your ass beat


Check out the rap tournament thread

tryna battle the beast but you just rattle my cage,
fuck talkin streets these *****z tattle to feds,
we could battle instead...
just check the technique, and expect the defeat,
no re-spect for me? I wont step on-ya feet,
Its no sweat to the best, you get checked like chess,
andf ya shit aint correct you get wrecked by vets,
and im so reck-less, like im whippin' just jets,
tell the kid get'em I mangle another victim,
flows just sickening, like I kill your brother and hang your mother with'em,
then bang your other sista, dont love-her its just pimpin

[Bluntzilla420]

All this ramblin bullshit is too much for me
I only know how to rap cause I live near the D
Len tried to stop the bum rush
But that shit's faded and we are all jaded,
We are too high to recognize the fire
Burning within our eyes, passion exceeding ability
It's killin me man
I wish we'd all get along, get together and learn
to accept each other...a communal bong
Hitting the ambers of long lost time,
Well it is our time to extinguish the flames of mediocrity
Rebel against an egomaniacal society that is trying to put us in our place,
What a waste of time, we know what we want and we are gonna turn out fine
Fuck that all shit, I just want the sun to shine

[TokingToker]

Originally Posted by ill bill

tryna battle the beast but you just rattle my cage,
fuck talkin streets these *****z tattle to feds,
we could battle instead...
just check the technique, and expect the defeat,
no re-spect for me? I wont step on-ya feet,
Its no sweat to the best, you get checked like chess,
andf ya shit aint correct you get wrecked by vets,
and im so reck-less, like im whippin' just jets,
tell the kid get'em I mangle another victim,
flows just sickening, like I kill your brother and hang your mother with'em,
then bang your other sista, dont love-her its just pimpin

I ain't tryna battle shit homie you stepped up to me, for this battle pay me a fee
I'm tired of wrecking MC'S that think they're great like frosted flakes
You sound like one of them foster fakes.. cmon brotha gimme a break
I got mad respect but you need to get in check, you ain't messin with a vet
You're messin with a king thats set, I got mad bills and my name written on checks
You say your flow is sickening but all I hear is bickering shut the fuck up I'll buy you a diamond ring
My flow will fuck you up like liquor and no homie you aint stick my sister
That was a draq queen and yeah... (s)he is a mister
The next time you see your mother.. just for me.. kiss her
And you homie... you can french kiss this clenched fist

East side the fuCC^ up ^^^

[BlazinX1]

Just like my rhymes, gotta keep this shit alive,
battlin like its my last is just how I survive.
It's go big or go home, nd I'm going no where fast.
I'm scrooge of the rhymes, got ghosts of present and past
The future will hold the same,
busting a sick ass flow, while getting some sick ass brain.

[TokingToker]

I'm just gonna kick it so listen everyone in here is bitchin
Cmon true killas no quittin get in the rap tor'ment
"Tournment" I wanna see that flow over pour'in
Yall fuccin niccas is snorin get up, it's the mour'nin
I'm smokin roaches on all my homies porches
Fake bitches we carryin the torches
No you fuccin cracchead you can't snort this
Get outta here nicca deport the coast fish