Rap battle anyone?

[Rhythm of Life]

im gunna bust into this shit real low key
it aint nohtin to me im the real OG
all yall act like you from the street but you dont even rep it
call out the streets like you aint from no city
oh no shit shit aint pretty
its just some lyrical shit while im gettn my drink wet
blazin on the blunt
the homie jsut bought some mk ultra
i thought a niga never had to tell you
yous a bitch and i aint

[Dreadlocker]

blazed on on the blunt
eyes glazed on the hunt
amazed by the cunt
im dazed in the dome

[Dreadlocker]

i was born to roam
desendent of rome
while i sit on my throne
your citys overthrown

[TokingToker]

Originally Posted by Center

^hehe...

I'll wreck ya Battle~Tactics...my pen explodes n Rattles~Attic's...to collapse ya 'mind scheme' like I Handle~Mantics/get it? you crazy! me!? ya Handle!~Wreck~It...and displace ya Sample~Message...to dismantle "TT's bridge" just for a Land~Fill~Effort!!!// lol...

k your turn TT.

Yo
I'ma rap this with no practice
Attention, center.

Dot dot dot, question mark, exclamation point
Get to the point,
Ya shit looks like you calling 911
I'm not making fun, but givin tips
Light the flame, hit the bowl spit ya game
Keep it tamed;
I own no bridge
I'm poor
But I'm more than you are
So get back at me
Don't attack me
I smoked, I'm happy.

[macmillanophone]

You thought tha game was over but Im finally here
To bring cheer to ya bitch who I just fucked
you can't rap you just got good luck
I see you emerge from the muck with only a buck to ya name
go to McD's and buy a McChicken cause you lame
Havin clogged arteries and veins gonna kill you you brokeass bitch
fo shame

[DirtyPete]

Originally Posted by TokingToker

Yo
I'ma rap this with no practice
Attention, center.

Dot dot dot, question mark, exclamation point
Get to the point,
Ya shit looks like you calling 911
I'm not making fun, but givin tips
Light the flame, hit the bowl spit ya game
Keep it tamed;
I own no bridge
I'm poor
But I'm more than you are
So get back at me
Don't attack me
I smoked, I'm happy.

But apathy's attackin me it's crackin me up
My brain is racin, but it's vacant
While I'm crackin a dutch
so much stuff is fucked
life just wailed on my nuts
so i say fuck it, twist it up
there ain't enough of this stuff
I'll take a puff of the dutch
wihle I'm fuckin this slut
bend her over, lift her up
and put my tongue in her butt
but, what the fuck?
nevermind that last rhyme
sometimes i find my mind
wonderin, pondering reality
it's all a fallacy....

[TokingToker]

Originally Posted by macmillanophone

You thought tha game was over but Im finally here
To bring cheer to ya bitch who I just fucked
you can't rap you just got good luck
I see you emerge from the muck with only a buck to ya name
go to McD's and buy a McChicken cause you lame
Havin clogged arteries and veins gonna kill you you brokeass bitch
fo shame

Bitch... I'm poor
I eat ramen
Mcchicken cost a buck 74;
My Veins n arteries are fine
I had enough bloodshed
To keep them from being drained dead;
But that aint nothin
You prolly live in a house, i live in a shed
The rug is my bed;
So when your burbin ass is healthy and wealthy
Walk down here, you gettin killed Stealthy

[omgitsryan]

dont mean to interrupt this battle and damage yall
but your rhymes are indica, mines sativa standing tall.
cut ya at the roots ,are you prepared to fall.
karate chop!- like my name was steve segal.

i got the munchies so ima change the flow homie
your style is cheesier than a box of kraft macaroni.
pardon me son if i just killed your high,
if it werent for my permission your whole town'd be dry.

[Center]

^Good shit man...one of the best verses in thread.

My Mottos~Stay~Grimmy...hit Lottos-,Come-Sign-Me...ya'll couldn't 'book a crowd'...at Autograph-Signings!
Got No-taste-for-Weak-Shit... ya Mixtape?,Don't-Leak-It...you wouldn't 'Stay on the DL'...wit Mistakes-Underneath-It!
I put you Beans~on~Roast...Earthlings~can't~Cope...ya'll be "Dead or Alive"...once I 'Beast~on~Fokes...'
go head'...Sneak~a~Toke...my 'Eyes-Gleam-Hot"...'Face Mask ya OD'...like Visine-Drop!!!
n' me not Meetin~the-Needs!?... put Fiends-on-Knees...My flow 'Shook ya Base' like Leafs-I'm-Trees!

haha...not on my level guys. It's ok keep tryin...

[TimeHigh]

mic check 1, 2 slidin into 3rd
its joey b man fuck wat else ya heard
I'm flyer then the highest bird
ill kill u with a single word
strike back get hurt
quench my rap thirst
Im tha dude that ya girl calls first
simply put, im the best ur the worst
prepare for the lyrical burst
upon thee
enemy, who stands before me
I hope you see
CRG is raw B
I exhale yall like sum green tree
just anotha puff
ur frontin just anotha bluff
ur just sum mud on my sleeve cuff
gettin wiped off
fresh cloth
step and get tossed
down, conyers rd had tha crown
we the illest in town
theres no otha match found
Welcome to tha championship round.


haha

[omgitsryan]

its seems theres only a few real mcs on this board who can truly rap.
i burn bright like a star, ...while yall fizzle and crack.
speaking of stars i hold the universe in my palms
dont try and take it away from me or ill break your fucking arms,
..wrists, fingers shoulders, hips, rib cages and all,
you cats lookin stupid while im rippin at these bars.
someone call me out so i can embarass your name
my flows so tight its like a un-hittable game (blunt ...get it?)


-coma!

[GreenMachine420]

ima bust a freestyle while listening to voodoo child (I realy am)
u wanna get wild
if u wanna be an MC then follow me, down the street
to the corner where they sellin coke and weed
fuck the police
you come at me ill come back at u
swing so hard ull get knocked out of ur fuckin shoes
everybody saw how i just broke ur jaw
runnin around with my gun screamin fuck the law
im tired of writing
so come back when u feel like dieing

[omgitsryan]

green machine ...acting dirty but your clean
youve prolly never even tried anything other than weed.

bustin "freestyles" , ...but your rhyming is whack
if i dropped your ass off in the real hood
... youd prolly suffer an anxiety attack.

talking about about guns, but your daisy dont count
when this battle is over i'll be the one that surmounts.
im calling you out because your running your mouth.
your speaking at a whisper ...but ive been known to shout.

-coma!

[Dreadlocker]

eyo imma play yo like "heyyo"
beat you in battles or halo
branch hangs low like mango bush
thats kush not tropical tush
ok foe you slayed hoe
i played you like play-dough
you pay me in payloads
its k though i just grow
four crops harvest non stop

[DirtyPete]

Kick back and grab a tab of acid
Sniff a line, drop the tab
And do a backflip
Crack your skull in half
And laugh at it
I'm back at it again
no half assed rapper can win
I've mastered these tactics
i'm sicker than a fat bitch
passing gas with a match lit
you bastard
I'm a dastardly cat
Who rapidly rips, and rippidly raps
matter of fact, this slut is fat as a fuck
But fuck it, I'll be fuckin her fat
tuck her stomach under the covers
and hit it from the back like whoah
is that a vagina or just the bundled up rolls?
I don't know, but I don't give a fuck
Beacuse I'm rippin it up
And kickin up dust
While bitches and sluts
Is lickin my nuts
I'm like a savage, ready to ravage
Any fat ass fat bitch with a vagina
I'll be behind her, ready to grind her
cuz my mind is kinda fried up
so light up another one
just got done fucking your mother son
fuck a rubber, left her smothered in my nutter butter
then i punched her in her gut and
let her know that I have aids....


This isn't really like battling, more of just a freestyle