Rap battle anyone?

[Center]

^LOL...I've already murked your lines with quality, but whatever.

Drop 4 Bars and I'll drop 4, well see who brings the heat.

FYI 4 Bars = 8 Lines

Goodluck, post your verse.

[RuseOfMetacarpi]

hey yo Radar sorry about your momz dude
if I had known better I wouldn't have been rude
but I hope you don't take this shit personally
personally, I can see all eyes turnin' to me
because my lines are like my L's
as fat as they can be
you're still in school, that's cool
but I'm edumacated too
I think I figured out why you can't spit like I do
because I spent five years sittin' in high school
what can I say, I like learning experiences
that's why when I spit I burn ears and shit
think you wanna battle, you must be jokin' son
because your raps sound like the type
that used to come on after pokemon
well I'm a rap-type and I just evolved
cuz you know I spit fire just like a charizard
level one-hundred, I've been eating rare candies
when I try to walk off the stage, I trip on panties
been sayin' it for years, the ladies love Ruse
so bitches open up your ears, I'm bout to cut loose

[Dreadlocker]

you really dont wanna battle me
im cuttin of limbs like a mad mc
black belt third degree mastery
well versed in lyric anatomy
your cursed no legs to stand on g
your nurse is immeresed in me
not takin care of your burns, first degree
no water around and she so thirsty

[undrtheradar]

ruse ruse...im back in the booth

So once again back comes ruse to take my abuse, but how you alive dude you cut the knoose?
So ive listened to your lyrics understood your evolution,and decided a trip to the instatution, is the only solution left to cure your delution.

so you bust out the days of pikachu and his crew, that was my prime in the days of high schoo..

but the flames of you evolved tiny charmander is merely a bic flame from a weak salamander..ill bust out my team without a second choice and unleash on you the ulmighty blastoise. (HAHA)

So you still kick it in the halls of secondary education? thats were the girls had an infactuation for my imagination for lyrical disfiguration highschool sensation of my generation.

but im not hating i also put in my work,made teachers twirk and school girls squirt,went to the classes got up and got out now im on to find what the real worlds about.

university G, take advise and youll see, peddlin E only leads to the penetentury not the place you want to be youll see.

youll learn to grow expand the mind,leave the peddlin coke dealin stealin days behind.
no more drips no more trips to the bathroom floor, write it down take my tips thats what there for...

ive been in your shoes felt the pain you feel,the cherries in the rearview the busted drug deals. shattered morals disfigured ideals.
Had nothing left but to express you thoughts,heat up the pin do a few BOT's(oil)

then unfold let the mind and heart go,express your self freely with you lyrical flow..
on paper in person or on the net,just never forget to get high and forget
the leassons in life that helped you on your way,in the darkness of night they help you find day.help you find happiness when you find yourself stray.keep your head up everything will okay.

Ruse Ruse its been a pleasure to to exchange abuse and share our endevours
let our passion take over our intelect uncovered a rap battling homie weve both discoverd, our skills have been mothered. like old mother hubbard hoarded her cupboard.

i take nothing persnal i got nothing to hide, i just swallow my heart before i swallow the pride. So hit me up if you need a fix, im not talking bout coke or the marijuana sticks, im talkin bout spit,the legit shit that you and me writ to destroy the fake bitches that can hack with OUR shit.
its been a pleasure rippen it with you but im through, the slate here has been slew. the picture in the mind has been thouroughly drew.OVer and out from the internet invader, poet in the flesh its undrtheradar.

[undrtheradar]

Center... i never dogged you...you got skills..just hard for me like i said cuz your style unique...i like to learn new stuff ive been analyzing your skills.

[Center]

Ya I'm nothing too great bro...

But, most veteran textee's write in my format. Using multi's, wordplay, metaphors, setups n' punchlines...At least thats what a BATTLE should consist of in text format...

So get used to seeing my format if you ever meet other experienced textee's...

Love-

[Dreadlocker]

slayin the reds from the road, this gangsta shits growin old, all i gotta do to beat ya crew is head somewhere cold. never seen -20 below and a frozen afro, man your not in the know, watch my lyrics unfold, i sell em for gold and steal your chick, on the mic you sound old, now shes suckin my dick

A little bit lighter, jump higher
Three points no rims the chain is on fire
Im a third world flyer, 8 foot barbed wire
Soles to the ground lyrics fold to the sound
blowin holes in the toes of you hush puppy clowns

[Dreadlocker]

all i pack is battle raps, i dont need a gun to bust your habitat. where's your rabbit at? down the hole landin with his face to a gat?. this shit is nothin for us alley cats. we swing verses like bats to smash out the rats. this is verbal combat spat like a flash with floods of high flows to steal the shows and seal the deals for big wheels and hoes.

[RuseOfMetacarpi]

yo Radar same to you,
it was a good battle
but this shit's through
I don't feel like spittin for these chumps' sake
but right now I'm spittin' rhymes on my lunch break
oh hell yes the clock just hit four twenty
let me head up the block with my wrinkled ass money
cop a dub to blaze to the face
so I'm nice and cazed when I get back to the workplace
yo, I work in a restaurant, it's easy as shit
some of y'all might not understand
but bitch MCs get 86'd
cuz you ain't legit
Ruse out y'all, keep blazin' shit

[OhFuhQ]

Originally Posted by undrtheradar

gimmie ruse or center(but its difficult cuz your style is unique)....there the only other dudes with skills....fuqu that was brutal, ruse/center has skills....thats what i like.. im not even bothering with that disgrace not worth my time.

lmfao your whack man. nuff said, your simplicity rolled into lyrics

[undrtheradar]

hahaha..thats funny...maybe you just cant read between the lines...simplicity....hahahah

[Center]

haha...you Lames~Fake...fuck ya Hand~Shakes...i'll 'Batter' ya Land~Scape...n 'Flip ya' like Pancakes
face facts! ya got no Fan~Base...only time ya 'Catch Light' is on Tan~Days!
You immature fucks...aint had ya Man~Phase...only 'Cream you store' is Mainaisse!
ya'll don't bump...but I run the Sound~Scape...n 'Ripple Out with Rock'...we Found~Lakes...n 'Fire the Camp'...let Pounds~Blaze...just cause ya Towns~Gay...only time ya get 'Kick Backs' is on Lounge-Days...

ok...up!

[Center]

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[TokingToker]

Yo I'm bored
I'm feeling it
So I'm dealing it
To yall, for more
Give me some war
Don't give me shit
I won't even bother to spit

[Center]

^hehe...

I'll wreck ya Battle~Tactics...my pen explodes n Rattles~Attic's...to collapse ya 'mind scheme' like I Handle~Mantics/get it? you crazy! me!? ya Handle!~Wreck~It...and displace ya Sample~Message...to dismantle "TT's bridge" just for a Land~Fill~Effort!!!// lol...

k your turn TT.