Rap battle anyone?

[OhFuhQ]

Originally Posted by Center

^LOL! Can't lie, he speaks truth. But, Man I Was Tired!

Yo, you came with some crack on those man. Nice to see ya on the boards...

" ill sever thru ya battlements n ya bars?, that shit was the worst
you talkin murder? only time you bustin-caps is when you "EDIT-YA-VERSE""

^Cr...Crack! Ouch...although not true, but still hurt.

haha yea man i been writing for a while, i noticed you a couple days ago n i was gonna drop somethin but i was comin weak aha, then i got toasted earlier, felt in the mood, so i came on.

your styles new ta me tho i like it.

[Hash Browns]

Originally Posted by TokingToker

Back from the dead, haha, more like smacked in the head
I'm a pyscho crazy nut, I'll slice your stomach and spill your guts
Pop three rounds while you screaming on the ground
You can't talk no more when you dead
You cant walk no more when you dead
This is the shit, this is melee, this is new jersey, go back to LA
Mic is smoking, better spit it before you choking.

undead is on the loose so hash browns brings the pain
pumpin up the sawn off to destroy the brain
smoking on the endo to keep a niga sane
can not fall asleep so im breakin up cociane

but when a zombie smoker feels the need to feed
he aint looking for the brains man hes lookin for the weed

[Center]

We Goin-To-Camp...Ya'll Wont-Last-Long......we "BreakFast"...but don't Keep-Hash-Browns.../ LOL...
...."This match?"...Long-Gone........I put more minds to "Positive"...then "T"-Mobile Cell-Phones.../ ( Magnetics...think T )

I'm tactical...with the rukus-I-spit...We keep an 8 pack..."Wu"Wanna-Fuk-Wit-It!?/
I'll "Break-Necks"...life couldn't "OD"...B..., My Squadron "Poke Nerves"... Call us "OCD"!/
Raw wit "Cell-Phones"...I'm "In-it" to win-it...I'll "Run the City"...I'll "Kill-with-a-Sentence"!!/ (Cell/Prison...Phones...think)

Who wants it...?

[undrtheradar]

someone start something....i want someone with skills.....



My music is mythodical, lyrics coherant
you style merely see through, aparently transparent

My intellectual style leaves you enevitably shook
becasue i actually take my time placing the lure and the hook

if you keep up: dont slip up keep your head above groud
you will understand that im more then just musically sound.

A build among champions at least bellow the waist
alot like my rythm it leaves your merely disgraced

im a newbie to this game, its obscene to be seen
trying to anilate all you fake bitches making a scene

so if you got heart and some desire to destroy
come play with my game,and my lyrics ill deploy

Wage war with my words start wwIV
come knockin at your door, before you have time to think

your lyrical plans will sink, game set match your mine
its time,to be crowned #1

internet forum rap superstar, ready to spar
in this 18 hole battle im more under par

so if your ready im ready bring forth your case
ill be sure to put you right back in your place and retain my title as the online sensation
The Zues of all rap the white tupacs incarnation.

[Center]

^Aight...

Dogg...you Want Competition?...Well So-Do-I...But I was here first...N theres None-In-Sight...
I'm "Back from the Future"...way I "Hover-the-Craft"...I surpassed ya level...I Mastered-the-Class...
the Faster-Gas...250 fr' these Barrels...I'll "Flow Clean" ...n Sham-Foo's...Need-Clairol!?/
Mad-Creative...Added-verbage-apparel...way I "Stay-In-Fashion"...keep "Bagage-like-PHAROAH'S!!/

ezz...

[undrtheradar]

i dont like what your saying seems a little distorted
seems yout think that your skills have been hoarded.

surpasses the class?you aingt half of my class
i woop you fast leave your mouth in your ass

with yow junk ass dollar words you fell short of the line
get your act back together and learn some rap skills of mine

you need to talk more clearly and think things threw, before im through with you my new shit is still new.
same old lines same old times use the same old rap about the same old crimes

it a crime to claim, that your class is fame, when your style is nothing less then a shame.

but its alright ill give you a second chance, to advance to the next level of the game.

so here the light its all you bro so bestow upon me just how "high" you can go.
let me hear you voice, and voice your fight hurray up now i aignt got all night

[Center]

Dogg...my finger-flow, destroy ya Brain-Cavity...how I "feel-ya-teeth"...I know ya, Strain'd-Badly!/
I'm Kane-Daddy...How I Stay-Real-Big...ya'll "Dont Measure Up"...but I Cater-to-Kids!/ LOL
haha...this ameatur...Gettin-At-Me!?...I'll Rap-Tactically...ya'll weak...I'm "Go-Rilla-MC".../


Ya'll "Light Weights"...N the game is "Phat Camp"...I'll "Light ya Path"...N Top ya Lines...like "Street-Lamps!"/
N I "Beat Camp"...I "Kill Cats n' Start Fires"...Independant "Hawk Scout"..."Kill Fast n Fly Higher!"/
VS me? Theres "No Hire"...ya'll "Illegal Immigrants", N I'm President...This Tor-ture...No Re-Highers!!!!!!/

murked

[RuseOfMetacarpi]

now every good Blade knows Ruse don't hate
but if you want me to save this thread, it's too late
since I quit spittin this battle's gone to hell,
oh well, too many bitch MCs tryin to spit like it's easy
well bitch I see the difference between this and me
is about 90 more beats per minute, this battle's a joke
and you still can't win it
I know shwag makes you choke
it's got seeds in it
because your taste is cheap
isn't it?
meanwhile I'm blowin' up like a barrel of propane
while drug abusers are busy throwin' up on cocaine
drip drip drip
what the hell is that taste?
it's blood on your tongue bitch,
Ruse just took first place
with a
cheap shot to the face
like a
cheap job to replace
your half-ass "rhyme game"
Ruse, like a trick, switch up the time frame
rap all day long, till everyone knows this is my game
but I hate it, don't try and play mind games
Ruse is overrated yeah I've heard that stated
at least twenty times now
sorry if I'm belated but you know I gotta say it
just to defend my rhymes now
fuck off, I don't have to prove myself to you
get lost, you're a waste of my time too
I mean, it's not like I don't rap all damn day
but if you were a mcdonald's sandwich
you'd be the McFag filet
so now what bitch, whatchou got to say?

[undrtheradar]

ive already cleaned up "center" now your in my way
So ill have to stay, and play and show you that my rap is the way

the realest talk, the shit i spit is legit hit you on the coordinate
takin bout some mickey D's junk..fag punk your rap is merely a flunk.

nothing better to spit then "mcfag fillet"
the words coming from you mouth seem pretty gay, and stray from the real reason im here. to fear? who you...a full blown God? common you hear anyone applaud? the ownly applause you get is that of your own,but even thats over now cause im back in the zone.

So now the rookie got shooky put back in his place.
i can actually understand why you rappin with haste i would to if i had got this disgraced had my shit thrown right back in my face.
a lyrical backfire of large porportion, a mumble of words that causes distortion.

My "half ass" rhyme game just put your "killah spit" shit to shame. You'll be sweepin up this mess while im inducted to hall of fame.

So whats up now bitch thats what i have to say...so much for you awesome hook with the MC Fag fillet. thought youd studder step me?leave me lost in time? I proved you wrong, crushed your flow had pitty for your rhyme.

in the end its all okay ,
my rhmye game came out on top.
with no doubts along the way
just my own form of hip hop.

so with your style which has been mangled bring me back some meat,
so ii can once again destroy you .put you back out on the street with no heat...nothing left but a brutal defeat.

left right left right common bitch lets go.lets hear your pimp as talk some shit lets hear the illest flow.
thats what i thought left you empty nothing left to say.well ill be right here bitch waiting to stirke out smart you anyday.

[RuseOfMetacarpi]

Radar's the kinda fool who tries to play it cool
but his grammar gets me hot, musta failed out of school
I slay the rhyme game like a match of rumble swords
meanwhile you're busy mispellin' 4 letter words
your punctuation's horrible
rhyme skills are deplorable
tryin' to step to the freestyle god
you petty mortal
listen quick cuz here's the moral
while you're busy pickin morsels
of shit out of the trashcan
I'm running from the pigs for fun
you can catch me on the dash-cam
with an ounce in my pocket
don't sling, it's all personal
rhymes so hot the mic goes pop like a kernel
I'm movie theatre style baby
silver screen and all
watchou sippin' on homie?
listerine? good call
because the only thing that kicks when you spit
is your whack ass breath
I'm gettin' lightheaded
two seconds from death
but my rhymes are tight-knitted
like your lame ass sweater vest
by the way I like your mother's chest
I like her sweater puppets the best
they keep me warm in this cold ass weather
so spit again bitch, and this time make it better

[Center]

my lines?...
Leave-ya-Laid-Out...ya, Weak-,Barely-Flow...this "Front-Stage-Bout!"...way ya Under-The-Ropes!/
Can't-Cope...ya rhymes...Bummy-,Gettin-Sour...
Mine "Flat-line, Blackout" fly... "UndrTheRadar!"/
You even comprehending my lines!?ya "Dense-in-the-Head?"
...no surprize...how ya Stead Getting-Fed!/
Ripped-Up,-Dead!...I put "Curtains on CATS"...so ya "Keep ya mouth close"...you Pussy-,Gettin-FAT!!!/

Cats=play were the cats can't talk...obviously

[undrtheradar]

hahaha hippocripts? what you talking about punctuation dude.you dont even got none in your rhyme neither..infact rap dont need any...but anyway ill rip you apart again...


attention everyone "ruse" is on the loose,enraged with anger from takin my verbal abuse
bitter once again his anger unavoidable, forced to use obsolete words such as deplorable..
.pokin fun at my "spellin" bitch you obvioiusly cant read,
but after this slay fest is through you wont need to read youll just need to plead from your mouth youll bleed.
beg for your mercy cry for me to stop, but this time youll head will pop and the mic will drop and the fun for you will be nearly through but at least ill be rappin someone new.
Now listen and think your phrases stink, got you backed in a corner not knowing when to blink or twitch when you seein my fist to late dawg youve already missed

the most important lesson youll learn today,if your going to win gotta do it my way.
sentances are simple-compound complex im still in school intellectual muscles flexed.

the moral of this story is watch what you say,ya your rap rhymed but incoherant and gay. made no sense went quite astray.
talking bout my moms chest bitch shes dead, just like your your rap game was just filled with my lead.
So big bad ruse tangoed with me and wound up hanging from the tree.
Big bad "ruse" WAS on the loose but i once again slayed him,handed him the knoose.

[OhFuhQ]

Originally Posted by undrtheradar

hahaha hippocripts? what you talking about punctuation dude.you dont even got none in your rhyme neither..infact rap dont need any...but anyway ill rip you apart again...


attention everyone "ruse" is on the loose,enraged with anger from takin my verbal abuse
bitter once again his anger unavoidable, forced to use obsolete words such as deplorable..
.pokin fun at my "spellin" bitch you obvioiusly cant read,
but after this slay fest is through you wont need to read youll just need to plead from your mouth youll bleed.
beg for your mercy cry for me to stop, but this time youll head will pop and the mic will drop and the fun for you will be nearly through but at least ill be rappin someone new.
Now listen and think your phrases stink, got you backed in a corner not knowing when to blink or twitch when you seein my fist to late dawg youve already missed

the most important lesson youll learn today,if your going to win gotta do it my way.
sentances are simple-compound complex im still in school intellectual muscles flexed.

the moral of this story is watch what you say,ya your rap rhymed but incoherant and gay. made no sense went quite astray.
talking bout my moms chest bitch shes dead, just like your your rap game was just filled with my lead.
So big bad ruse tangoed with me and wound up hanging from the tree.
Big bad "ruse" WAS on the loose but i once again slayed him,handed him the knoose.

Who the fuck is this whack-bitch, non stop just spewin-whackness
This dude is more unwelcome in this game like dodging fat-kids
Ya bars is just horrible, you a rookie you aint gonna spray-far
Cant see my skill, so you should just stay under-the-radar
Youll fade dawg like when ice hit the streetlights, you'll melt away with the cold
You gotta be a young'n, you spitting shit i was spittin At 15 years old
I Got this, leave you frail so go get ya boys n have a little cuddle
Nobody wants to get their feet wet n you just drowned in a puddle
Actually they needa strap me with a muzzle, im troubled
Take ya face, strap em to my shoes n exit the room witta shuffle

boredom aha, get at me n ill rip ya later tonight

[Center]

^Lol, this guys keep comin back 'UndrTheRadar' like turds in a toilet! just playin...

Here ya go OhFuhQ...try to FuhQ with this...

check...

I Lurk-Wit-A-Vengence...Murk-off-ya-Henchmen...way im 'nailin the boards'...Call-me-the-Fencemen/
Maintain-Resistence, no Cocaine-Existence...but do turn 'bitchs white'...my Lines-like-NiXon!!!/ NiXon=president=Nic Sack
Time-Deadly-,Inchin...My Clock-Work-Better...ya couldn't 'Make a Loop'...wit all ya Wait-Together!!!/ ...Clocks need perfect weight ratios to operate properly...
Kill-Endeavors...I got no Competitor...I 'Keep Six Cold'...like Snow-Criteria!!!/ All Snow Flakes have 6 spikes...
Hold Mic's-Wit-'Pride'...N 'Got No 'Prejudice'...be Brown, Black, White...we all Package-Carriers!!!/ Pride N' Prejudice...read the book...

Can't fuck with these multi's...

[undrtheradar]

gimmie ruse or center(but its difficult cuz your style is unique)....there the only other dudes with skills....fuqu that was brutal, ruse/center has skills....thats what i like.. im not even bothering with that disgrace not worth my time.