Rap battle anyone?

[crackrockstdy89]

Originally Posted by pigninja

it's cool that you think
somehow i'm defeated
your raps are too simple
but you my friend are concieted
i was browsing this page
and i came up on some beats
sounds like you're in 3rd grade
with that shit you call street
just like your week flow
your instrumentals are soft
you backing jo-jo-joker?
or you just jerking him off?
sounds like you're boys with a faggot
and he's reeming your anus
tag teaming each other
saying "my rhymes are str8 genius"
your flow is commercial
and like everything else
my shits no rehearsal
and i still got the belt
you rhyme like dr suess
but i don't like green eggs and ham
there's some juice on your lip
oh wait now i know what it is man
it's from jokers wet pussy
my guess is your cocks in his tushy
this is a joke for me bro
this is my simplest flow
i'm not even trying
and somehow i strike blow after blow
you probably read my freestlye
and say that i like what you got
but the truth is my smile
is because you're sucking my cock
all i did was praise joker
and you raised your hand first
"let me blow you over and over"
i said sure i'll just squirt
then i realized i was the joker
and you were the fag
i snapped out of it quick
and rose from my nap
it was a fucking nightmare
oh yeah, joker gave you the clap
so that right there
is my story for you
about how you sucked joker off
until his balls became blue
you sucked his ball salt
and ate his nut like you do
you said "it has protein"
no shame in being gay
but don't act like a thug
and take it in the ass everyday

You come up on here, trying to act all rudimental
I'll knock those teeth out your mouth, leaving ur bills strictly dental
With my blast of knowledge, and i can tell you have zero
I bet when it comes to MC's, Oprah Winfrey's your hero
Please young adoloscent don't try to contest this
Or i'll have you packaged and sold, just like swedish fish
Talk about me being gay? Ha, fool, check your mouth
Like a tumor, heard a rumor, you and Elton John went down south
On eachother, yeah if ain't true that's at least what u wishing
My rhymes stay pure science, while yours are merely fiction
A hypocratical rant, a fudge-packing chant
Is all you're producing. Be creative! Oh wait, no u can't
You won't, you shouldn't, it's not in your agenda
I take fools like you and stuff em in my blender
Hit it on low speed, maybe chop or pulse
You say you rap so fluently? That statement is false
By your rhymes i'm repulsed, that shit makes me convulse
It's too easy too diss your style, it's simply an impulse
So next time you ever try to contest the lyrical miracle
Be forewarned, your rhymes are wet and soggy like cereal

[pigninja]

Originally Posted by crackrockstdy89

You come up on here, trying to act all rudimental
I'll knock those teeth out your mouth, leaving ur bills strictly dental
With my blast of knowledge, and i can tell you have zero
I bet when it comes to MC's, Oprah Winfrey's your hero
Please young adoloscent don't try to contest this
Or i'll have you packaged and sold, just like swedish fish
Talk about me being gay? Ha, fool, check your mouth
Like a tumor, heard a rumor, you and Elton John went down south
On eachother, yeah if ain't true that's at least what u wishing
My rhymes stay pure science, while yours are merely fiction
A hypocratical rant, a fudge-packing chant
Is all you're producing. Be creative! Oh wait, no u can't
You won't, you shouldn't, it's not in your agenda
I take fools like you and stuff em in my blender
Hit it on low speed, maybe chop or pulse
You say you rap so fluently? That statement is false
By your rhymes i'm repulsed, that shit makes me convulse
It's too easy too diss your style, it's simply an impulse
So next time you ever try to contest the lyrical miracle
Be forewarned, your rhymes are wet and soggy like cereal

are we in highschool?
do you have rhymes in your locker?
oh wait that's just your moms panties
you got stashed in your sock drawer
it seems like you got a lil bit a rhythm
but you fall off oh so quick
jo-jo-jokers callin
he's saying bounce on his dick
rudimentary? shit kid, i'm quantum physics
basically, you just special ed and dumb shits
you're short bus and packed lunch
heman box art
paint a circle around your anus
it'll be jokers ass darts
the game you two play when you're both really bored
you give then recieve and say horay we both scored!
you think you're real complex just cause you're a little witty
by the way, it's not oprah, it's bobby and whitney
something about coke whores reminds me of your mom
oh yeah, your dads not your dad, your dads your uncle john
or the milkman the mailman or possibly me
it's this love triangle involving all three
get your mind out the gutter though
we only fucked your mother
stop imagining and day dreaming
of us fucking each other
all that gay shit needs to stay in your head
if you're really desperate
call joker instead
i'm sure he'll be willing to lay in your bed

[ill bill]

anyone down for the go-round?


yeah im down for the throw down, down to just roll round,
treat emcees like trees, yall-all could get smoked now,
got fo' pounds fuck that, you betta tuck that,
ya silly little ass try to blast ima bust back,
ill show up at ya mass cap ya moms and ya paps,
most these cats'a stand tall but not as tall as my stacks,
clothes allergic to dough thats why my pockects so fat,
cats aint cakin they fakin needa stop-it with that,

[portugee]

ill take you out like the twin towers
my tech n9ne has got the powers
to split yo dome and spray yo home with lead showers
these lyrics rock yo mind like a hollow tip
wicked shit comin from my tounge, get yo wig split
get your shirt wet from this ghetto poet
i can not stop, til your body drop and you know it
yeah, my rhymes are not planned, i just flow it
yeah, these leaves are not bought, i just grow it
yeah, im a 209 psyco, and i aint fraid to show it
and if you dont believe me, give me a gun, and ill blow it
through your fucking skull, im unusual
in the fact that i can smoke a sack, till my lungs collapse
but i will never stop blowin smoke like a chimney stack
so if you talk shit, be prepared to take a hit
cus i can get more vicious then a mother fuckin shark attack

bitch

[portugee]

Originally Posted by TokingToker

Fucc it

1st song, just for you..

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...f-887ace614264

You ain't got shit on me kid..

oh, by the way

im sorry *****, but pigninja is right
your rhymes are so shitty i lost my appetite
i cant understand you, what the fuck you talkin bout
but i guess its hard to rap if you gotta dick in your mouth
bitch, my rhymes will blow your mind like these shells from this guage
so shut your damn mouth and get the hell off this page

truth hurts

[Blocc_Busta]

Ya'll is thinkin you some lyricists tryin' to spit,
Wastin all my time reading your lines of shit,
Well pass the mic to me, an MC who's legit
My flows un heard of, i'll have you murdered...
By a 6 deep posse of some trigger happy homies,
Who won't hesitate to take a grown man to his knees,
Triggaz squuuueze, that's how they heard the blocc bleed,
Man I told you once, I told you twice,
Had to repeat myself, when i was try'na be nice,
These fake ass hoes, ya never should trust her,
Cuz you might come home hearin her holla "blocc_busta!!"

[portugee]

Originally Posted by Blocc_Busta

Ya'll is thinkin you some lyricists tryin' to spit,
Wastin all my time reading your lines of shit,
Well pass the mic to me, an MC who's legit
My flows un heard of, i'll have you murdered...
By a 6 deep posse of some trigger happy homies,
Who won't hesitate to take a grown man to his knees,
Triggaz squuuueze, that's how they heard the blocc bleed,
Man I told you once, I told you twice,
Had to repeat myself, when i was try'na be nice,
These fake ass hoes, ya never should trust her,
Cuz you might come home hearin her holla "blocc_busta!!"

the only thing i liked about that was the first three lines, let me sprinkle you game real quick, this is what you shouldof done

"Ya'll is thinkin you some lyricists tryin' to spit,
Wastin all my time reading your lines of shit
Well pass the mic to me, and MC who's legit
Your lyrics is flacid, mines hard like my dick"

[TokingToker]

Originally Posted by portugee

the only thing i liked about that was the first three lines, let me sprinkle you game real quick, this is what you shouldof done

"Ya'll is thinkin you some lyricists tryin' to spit,
Wastin all my time reading your lines of shit
Well pass the mic to me, and MC who's legit
Your lyrics is flacid, mines hard like my dick"

You a gay nicca or somethin cuz? haha

[portugee]

Originally Posted by TokingToker

You a gay nicca or somethin cuz? haha

nah, im not gay, but ive heard otherwise bout you... how you take it up the ass, how you sucked joker off "till his balls were blue"... wow man... your almost as gay as your freestyles

[TokingToker]

Originally Posted by portugee

nah, im not gay, but ive heard otherwise bout you... how you take it up the ass, how you sucked joker off "till his balls were blue"... wow man... your almost as gay as your freestyles

Whatever cuz you the one rappin bout how ya dick be hard.. hahahah

[seahag]

mustard gas is not so fantastic
when it hit your brain kid
your body littered with lead
cold shaken noodles
you will be but a doodle
erased off the table
for i will no longer enable

your mouth to open, dont be silly
back off billy
dont pretend to be something that your not
especially not hot
your building up a bunch of lies
to be crushed upon surprise
under the heel
of my quaker oatmeal
breakfeast, for i am now fit
to erase the evolutionary process
opress, depress
got you re-thinkin the story
you were never quite sure
stirred, picked off the line
marinated on the grill, to fulfill
my destiny, do not question me

[marygoround]

Stop stop I cant keep readin no more,
Feel like an engine, the way I got bored
Yall just huffing and puffing all liars,
yeah u blow smoke but aint no fire
Spittin that bull trying to act cool
I bet your e-penis grew!
Im glad for you man, yes I am
By the way, how's the monitor tan?

[portugee]

okay you right, im the one that cant rhyme for shit
but yall really trip when i say the word dick?
do you think its a joke when i say toker sucks cock?
well i don't, it's the truth, TOKER SUCKS COCK
i bet that hes the biggest bitch on his block
and watches gay porn while he jerks one in a sock
you say you a gangsta, but you don't have a clue
what the fuck these siccmade niccas would do to you
i know im not a gangsta, but im vicious as hell
and id love to shoot the bullet to kill all your brain cells
alright, fuck this, after this im retireing
but yall recognize who the fuck is lieing

kiss my ass

[TokingToker]

Originally Posted by portugee

okay you right, im the one that cant rhyme for shit
but yall really trip when i say the word dick?
do you think its a joke when i say toker sucks cock?
well i don't, it's the truth, TOKER SUCKS COCK
i bet that hes the biggest bitch on his block
and watches gay porn while he jerks one in a sock
you say you a gangsta, but you don't have a clue
what the fuck these siccmade niccas would do to you
i know im not a gangsta, but im vicious as hell
and id love to shoot the bullet to kill all your brain cells
alright, fuck this, after this im retireing
but yall recognize who the fuck is lieing

kiss my ass

Well.. the truth is... listen

Yo I got this bitch sayin I suck cock
But the no show wouldn't say shit on my block
Pistol whipped with a glock and sprayed shots
Go back to ya white flock, gettin mad cause of cocks
It's nice that you made a big rap about me
But remember your still crap and still have a small pee-pee
You think your an mc, but you dont know shit about the streets
Your white meat, get the fuck out my seat, your just another defeat
This bitch wants beef but thats not what im gonna give him, hes history
I'll put this fa66ot out of his misery, go ahead push me, you cant even take a 5th of me
This aint a sippy cup, it's fuckin hennesy

[ill bill]

Originally Posted by portugee

okay you right, im the one that cant rhyme for shit
but yall really trip when i say the word dick?
do you think its a joke when i say toker sucks cock?
well i don't, it's the truth, TOKER SUCKS COCK
i bet that hes the biggest bitch on his block
and watches gay porn while he jerks one in a sock
you say you a gangsta, but you don't have a clue
what the fuck these siccmade niccas would do to you
i know im not a gangsta, but im vicious as hell
and id love to shoot the bullet to kill all your brain cells
alright, fuck this, after this im retireing
but yall recognize who the fuck is lieing

kiss my ass

***** please retire, for i squeze, cause i never seize fire,
this ***** kinda like me, cept he just never see's fire,
faggot ass cat, yeah you a real sweet rider,
ill, Rip you, eat you, spit you out then beat you,
ask the rest these dudes, you just cant compete fool,
ill murk you, kill myself, then make a se-quel,
im the director, shootin at these actors,
ill leave you smashed up like a fuckin trash compactor
ion give a fuck if ya gangsta, i can ask ya pastor,
afta ya mass, when im holdin back laughter,
or maybe your wife night-after, right-after i smash-her,
heres your number, now get back in line to get served you bastard