Rap battle anyone?

[BlazinX1]

Originally Posted by sparkdatzoot

wheres all the loove? All this rap can sure tell your all from USA (95% of the rap that comes from america is total shit, obviously eminem, dre etc have decent exceptions. Ludacris is good, but i think the whole game has an element of where your from not where your at.) listening to young jeezy or some dick, rap about something meaningful and decent instead of nothingness violence.

So when I’m fed up I get red up, mary jane messed my head up, she can be my best friend forever
At times I regret that I met her
When she eats all my cheddar
But she makes life seem better
Like whatever
Stressin’ me out she settles me down
Put it in the air bredder spread it around

If they criticise weed defend it
A crystallised tide yo’ glistenin’
Blow my mind like nitro-glycerine
This is the deal
All day every day give you something to feel

So you say you're fed up with mary jane,
whereas I'm fed up with usin' every strain,
Met up with Jack Herer, took a train
only thing is we wrecked in a cloud of champagne
Hadda smoke a lil kush just to manage the pain

A lady was screaming "Hey its rip rip pass"
but we managed to get up nd walked away from the crash
nd ended up seein a skunk in the grass,

O shit was all I could say,
so I blasted his ass,
with one hit from my AK

I never knew I could be such a killa
One hundred percent OG, with no extra filla
I'd got one hell of a rush though, shit was a thilla

We were exhausted, from all the stress
These two big buds have never been so hard pressed
So done up proboly couldn't get ourselfs dressed

So we put down our sacs, and stared up at the night
"Which way is home", just follow the northern light
O shit bro, I got a bug bite

fUck a white widow, not one but two
bit me on my berries straight turning them blue
What'll stop the swelling, "hey some ice will do"

Remembered Biggie saying "Christmas missed us"
Shit forgot to mail him some citrus

Finally made it home after a couple of days,
Felt like I was in the middle of a purple haze,
my head was on fire, I was left in a daze,
so I packed up a bowl and went back out to blaze

Kinda rough and sloppy I will write a better one

[BlingBling45]

Hey yo , u other mc's think your bad
well this mc is the baddest

see im white as can be ,
was born in the ghetto
freckels and red hair ,
the ladies call me elmo

tickle me funny ,
but only if your willin
elmos got big nuts ,
if i drop em they make a killin

hey yo , ill lick your brown eye until it bleeds ,
then spank your bitch ass and tell you to leave ,
oh , shit , damn , i got a dingleberry stuck in my teeth ,
you dirty bitch , you said that you shaved the christmas reef .

[BlazinX1]

Originally Posted by BlingBling45

Hey yo , u other mc's think your bad
well this mc is the baddest

see im white as can be ,
was born in the ghetto
freckels and red hair ,
the ladies call me elmo

tickle me funny ,
but only if your willin
elmos got big nuts ,
if i drop em they make a killin

hey yo , ill lick your brown eye until it bleeds ,
then spank your bitch ass and tell you to leave ,
oh , shit , damn , i got a dingleberry stuck in my teeth ,
you dirty bitch , you said that you shaved the christmas reef .

Source of story:
http://forum.grasscity.com/general/227949-fuck-me.html


So one time I met a chick online,
seen some pictures and thought she was fine,
Called her ova for some company and wine,
Turned out she was a silva doller and not a dime.

So I played it cool, just took it slow
she whipped out a fat eigth of dro,
She smoked me up, i said so
what the fuck lets give it a go.

Took her in my room, knew I didn't bag a winna
Bitch had enough rolls for a thanksgiving dinna
but I was high, so I tried to hit her
Damn imagine what that whale drops in the shita

But no amount of pills could get it up
If I upset her ,she'll eat me nd i'll be fucked
So I prayed to the gods and asked for good luck,
played around a lil bit, there wasn't too much gas in that truck

So finally that bitch got sleepy,
and I logged on to the Grass city,
mad a thread and posted her pic,
Told everyone about my limping dick

Started one of the best discussions
got some girls upset, you know they be fussin
Askng everyone why did I do what I did?
I'm sorry momma, I'm just a kid.

Everyones answer to what you're asking
is damn "run like a cheetah with thoughts of an assassin"

[TokingToker]

Originally Posted by sparkdatzoot

and "battle" doesnt mean rap about a bunch of silly goons stabbing, spilling blood or poppin 9's. Just because its a rap "battle" doesnt mean it needs to relate all to psychical violence does it.

Well unless you post a video or a picture and audio idk what you want from me.. and i rarely rap about 9's and spillin blood lol.. read up youngbuck.

[Evil3lf]

Originally Posted by BlazinX1

Source of story:
http://forum.grasscity.com/general/227949-fuck-me.html


So one time I met a chick online,
seen some pictures and thought she was fine,
Called her ova for some company and wine,
Turned out she was a silva doller and not a dime.

So I played it cool, just took it slow
she whipped out a fat eigth of dro,
She smoked me up, i said so
what the fuck lets give it a go.

Took her in my room, knew I didn't bag a winna
Bitch had enough rolls for a thanksgiving dinna
but I was high, so I tried to hit her
Damn imagine what that whale drops in the shita

But no amount of pills could get it up
If I upset her ,she'll eat me nd i'll be fucked
So I prayed to the gods and asked for good luck,
played around a lil bit, there wasn't too much gas in that truck

So finally that bitch got sleepy,
and I logged on to the Grass city,
mad a thread and posted her pic,
Told everyone about my limping dick

Started one of the best discussions
got some girls upset, you know they be fussin
Askng everyone why did I do what I did?
I'm sorry momma, I'm just a kid.

Everyones answer to what you're asking
is damn "run like a cheetah with thoughts of an assassin"

Omg dude, that was fucking awesome. +rep for sure!

[misterpq]

The thread fourm is titled Rap Battle... but no one battles?

I mean I've read a couple pages back... for the ones that seem like pontential battle lyrics dont even dont actually attack the opponet on the others rhymes, username etc etc... ??

Is there any real battle heads on here that dont have pre written battles and/or just here to share other written raps or poetry?

anyone who wants to have a real battle get at me... im always down to go bar for bar with other battle heads.

--elo

[TokingToker]

Sure.. you go first I'll get at you tomorrow when I get off work

[misterpq]

honestly you cant stop my flows like a girls monthly
i'm sick like anorexic, nasty cuz of my rhyme capability
ya rhymes are as fucked up like 1 crip gettin' beaten by 10 bloods
eyes on my OOHH SHIT!! style like watchin' a tape of the worlds deadliest floods
you cant break my train of thought, even if ya girl suck me till i squeal
cuz i'll make ya POOF! & disappear like David Copperfield
your sexuality; will change from man to women on the mic
the last girl tokin' had sex with said (I FEEL STRANGE ) and turned dyke

[Smokentoke420]

Well here I am, so baked I can barely keep my eyes open, and walking is basically impossible, but that could be the oxy's fault as well. So I'm writin raps, jus fuckin around. Some ar gorey stories bout the thug life (based on stories I heard from the homies), others 'preach' peace and positive vibes.

I cant wait to read this tomorrow morning haha. Ill post one at a time. Sorry if they make no sense or are jus hella dummy, they're rough drafts, and I already forgot what I wrote, so it should be interesting. Ill write some more too, why the hell not. haha



"Rollin from the hood, finna re-up on my sack
quality way higher than good, in the trunk of the 'lac
if you could, I know you would cop this dank, crank, n smack
***** knock on wood, don't try n jack *****, I always pack

I got more heat than Death Valley, california
mid-summer, record breaking temps, ***** don't say I aint warned ya,
Got enough guns n ammo, for a large army, so fuck george doubleya
War on drugs, war for oil, your a greedy fuck aint ya?

Still 20 minutes til I get back home,
red n blues in the mirror, should I pull or stash the chrome?
Dough nut stuffed pig in blue, a .50 cal to the dome,
smash the pedal to the metal, and dial out on my phone

Homie answers the celly, lives about a mile away,
says park in the side garage, I can lay low for some days,
empty the trunk, stash the duffel bag in the room were Ill stay,
I answer to no one, I'm godless, there's no reason to pray

So I break the golden rule of slangin that high quality dope,
get high on your supply? Nope, nope
But homeboy had a pizzo, i filled the globe full'a Hope,
twist the glass, til I'm spun, ***** this how I cope

So all in all I still got away,
QP of dope, a pound of ice, and 10 pounds of Hay
test it, bag it, and slang from L.A. to The Bay,
an if you got a problem, wont hesitate to leave ya ass to decay

It's been a month, since that pig took his final stand,
you can say I 'took the law into my own hands'
full security at the crib, got every corner manned
with fully auto weapons, powered off the Adrenaline Gland

Cuz once the rush or adrenaline circulates through ya veins,
euphoria, but hella shaky, time to spark up The Jane,
calms my nerves, the anxiety, and even the pain,
shoot on sight my *****'s, This is the Norteno Reign"


:smok ing:

[Smokentoke420]

Layin under the oak tree, shaded from the sun,
get my life back together, tired of bein on the run,
but i aint gonna lie; the guns, drugs,violence, n high speed chaces were fun
but you gotta grow up one day, so todays the day that I'm done

Soaking up the Cali heat, when my girls walks up,
brought me so much Henny, it was spillin outta my cup,
lays down by me in the shade, followed by our Pit Null pup,
lil Marley is his name, now thas whassup

I've got a lil over an ounce of that killer Cali fire,
passed so many blunts between us, we couldn't get no higher,
never met a girl who wasn't a flat out liar,
and never thought I'd meet a girl who fits my every desire

but you know what? I did man, and you can too,
the kinda girl who sees you, and not through you,
gives you space when you want it, but she's always down to screw,
can't think of anything else but, Karma finally came through

I always thought my life was goin straight into the dump,
optimism, hardly real while blastin the sawed-off pump,
but now I'm sittin with my girl, on a large tree stump,
watchin the sun set widd her,dont get it twisted though I aint no chump

An' as I sit here, I wonder what if happyness can be prescribed
I think of the peace pipe being passed, years ago, by the Native Tribes,
could have happened at this very spot, or so history describes,
I'll take a pill full peace, love, and positive vibes

[Smokentoke420]

living, loving, and breathing positivity,
optimism, has to over power negativity,
So I'm sending positive vibes to the members of Grass City,
and to the mods n admin who keep it from bein shitty

Every forum's got it's problems, but ours are few and far between
the optimistic outweigh the pessimistic, cuz we're always smokin the green
some members shoot dope and snort coke and some jus fuck with beer, buds, n caffeine
So grab your stash and hop in the ganja green submarine

Some members think of our mods as "Nazi scum"
but those member's brains are either completely numb,
or, I hate to say it, but their fucking dumb,
Imagine G.C. without mods. as a place where the spammers and flamers come

Is it too hard to ask to follow the "Terms and Conditions"?
Not at all, but some members seem to make it their mission
to start spamming the forums, or straight flamin n dissin,
follow the rules, stickied in all forums, won't ya listen?

IF YOU WANT SOME FREE WEED from another dimension,
just kidding, but now that I got your attention,
if somebody posts about a drug you dislike, don't mention
it cuz all your finna do is cause tension

Live and let live, how much harm can they cause
If the drug they enjoy aint weed, they get the tiger claws,
but don't be a hypocrite, smoking weed's against the law,
but that didn't stop Jesus, Buddha, or Santa Claus

[Smokentoke420]

Now I'm pretty muvh writing random rhyming sentences hahahaha

[Evil3lf]

It's time to rhyme,
before the shore,
of the caprice danice.


I win.


now I'M writing random rhyming sentences

[Smokentoke420]

Originally Posted by Evil3lf

It's time to rhyme,
before the shore,
of the caprice danice.


I win.


now I'M writing random rhyming sentences

Im afraid to read what i wrote last night, i was so fucked up its GOT to be pretty bad haha

[BlazinX1]

Originally Posted by misterpq

honestly you cant stop my flows like a girls monthly
i'm sick like anorexic, nasty cuz of my rhyme capability
ya rhymes are as fucked up like 1 crip gettin' beaten by 10 bloods
eyes on my OOHH SHIT!! style like watchin' a tape of the worlds deadliest floods
you cant break my train of thought, even if ya girl suck me till i squeal
cuz i'll make ya POOF! & disappear like David Copperfield
your sexuality; will change from man to women on the mic
the last girl tokin' had sex with said (I FEEL STRANGE ) and turned dyke

so what punk you wanna step up to me,
I'll leave you bloodied, and bruised, left to die in the street.
But if its suicide you wish, then go right ahead
I'll take the conviction for leaving your weak ass dead,

Verbally rape you in front of your whole crew.
"What happened to his rap career" - that punks through
Maybe one day you'll get a clue,
that bottom line I'm better than you,

and youll never be nothing execpt a fake ass thug
and you'll never bust nothing but a fake ass slug,
you'll never get more ass than a pity hug
and you'll never get more from a crowd than a weak ass shrug

So if its battles like this you request,
Maybe you should just go back to battlein' yourself at your desk
Causes your shits the minors, while I'm battin major league
I leave MC's beaten, and their crews intriqued
at how easily I tore em' to shreds,
and how easily I slipped into their girls bed.