Rap battle anyone?

[crackrockstdy89]

lyrical madman, half genius, half insane
always one to be floating on the astral plane
can't pay my rent, ain't got a scratch of pention
but constantly smoking, surfing to other dimensions
and places of vastness, sharp-minded like axes
be swift to chop your clique in half and package
up the remaining few, who have survived my fury
send them one a one way ticket to dead end missouri
never coming back, no this train's been derailed
stole every gram of your bud, and it's been inhailed
like dracula the original, you about to be impailed
never a hyphy type, i kick it slow like snails

[jcj77d]

my old freestyle, better than writing the lyrics, + i got many more, & i do my own beats.
anybody can write lyrics, but can u actually flow your lyrics in a rap freestyle, like above.

[Scooplanders]

my lifes based on what ima do today
fuck a black lambo - my new coupe is gray
ima fuck jack and the beanstalks wife tonight
i spit quicker than nitrous might
im like a motha fuckin splinter in a dikes midwife
i hurt real bad, i work while im real mad flippin the pike
i flip pike down at long john silver
ill put my long john silver in your tall blond's children
scoop landers, hes all that willing
he'll fuck a sailboat for 2 or 3 tall ball bearings motha fucka what
straight up son fuck all you bitches

scoop landers ho

[Weedology]

Im known to misshape your SKULL-AND-YOUR-FIGURE, So when im PULLIN-THE-TRIGGER, expect the LEAD-TO-SPREAD,
you'll be left for dead, rappers 'aint on my level', so how they wantin to go 'HEAD-TO-HEAD'?

Fuck it, i aint hood, ...Im not ROCKING-SHOTTIES, but one punch to your dome will have you TALKING-SLOPPY, Quit rap...Please!, Cuz im STOPPING-HOBBIES, with a room fulla these chumps and their ROTTING-BODIES

See, when it comes to rap, its not a MATTER-OF-FAME, ..You can CHATTER-YOUR-NAME,
but when these BASTARDS-ARE-SLAIN and i SPLATTER-THEIR-BRAINS....watch and listen cuz my LAUGHTERS-INSANE


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[TokingToker]

Originally Posted by Weedology

Im known to misshape your SKULL-AND-YOUR-FIGURE, So when im PULLIN-THE-TRIGGER, expect the LEAD-TO-SPREAD,
you'll be left for dead, rappers 'aint on my level', so how they wantin to go 'HEAD-TO-HEAD'?

Fuck it, i aint hood, ...Im not ROCKING-SHOTTIES, but one punch to your dome will have you TALKING-SLOPPY, Quit rap...Please!, Cuz im STOPPING-HOBBIES, with a room fulla these chumps and their ROTTING-BODIES

See, when it comes to rap, its not a MATTER-OF-FAME, ..You can CHATTER-YOUR-NAME,
but when these BASTARDS-ARE-SLAIN and i SPLATTER-THEIR-BRAINS....watch and listen cuz my LAUGHTERS-INSANE


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To me your known as easy, cause I'm slippery and greasy every mc that try to battle me get rocked unconscious your talk is all non-sense get the lead to the head, brains splattered, walls red nothing matters when your dead and im that ***** thats gonna spill bloodshed
It isn't about a matter of fame cause i put you in the hall of shame, step up ya game fuck it give me your screen name ill have you wrapped up choked up in cellophane
Insane but my laughter sends shockwaves that will leave you knocked dazed fuck this shit I'm gonna go blaze

[Ntak]

no...i dont battle
i just sit back graze along like im cattle
light up a bowl suck the cherry til it disappears
hits so big my eye swell and create some tears
but then i relize lets add a lil water to it
cool it down gettin high and i feel so fluent
i pack one of my bongs, single perc or the double
cuz if it dont bubble then it aint worth the fuckin trouble
sittin back in minnesota holdin up with the green crack
fillin the chamber then i really start to relax

feedback?lol

[mundi]

fake mc's can't see me
i hit the mic like a ginny
hits his fuckin wife
hatas hate on me but it's just part of the strife
cause i step up to the keystyles wildin',
they say mundi got lyrics stylin
with the phat flow i come to let cha know
rollin at the spot believe it gon be dro
blowin at the spot oh yes i stay wit the fo
blastin at a fool if he be eyein my dough
clips bleed like fake g's
so pussy don't tempt me
i fly high by dank trees
plus money like benjee'z

yea..... MC MC...
908 is where i often be..
two thouzanun eight.. real shit chy'all


i got extremely bored haha, so i decided to record what i just keystyled, only cause i just discovered this ODEO thing and it's hot.

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edit: we can use this ODEO thing for some sick GC audio freestyle battles. you just record them and in a minute you can embed it on here. it's so much easier for people that might not be as advanced with computers and have places to upload files and whatnot.

[mundi]

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incase anyone's interested, there's a track i laid down like... a year ago maybe? i just love the hook, please excuse the shitty recording.

[crackrockstdy89]

This is the freestyle to end em all
Call it armagedon, when clocks jump off the wall
And time slows down, to about a fraction of a second
You feel the fear rising from yout feet to your neck and
Without warning, your glory ceases
No one's mouring, your mind shattered to pieces
Your empire crashes, no one can kick it like i did
You slowly tumble, from the top of the food pyramid
It's survival of the fittest, in this lyrical world
Then call me buddha, as your ryhmes unfurled
And fall apart, yeah you go from riches to rags
Another J goes by, and im taking long drags

[TokingToker]

I'm just a little ***** in the game, I go for the break in their frame
Crush your brains, call your exoskeleton gelatin your pure estrogen
Don't come by again I'll leave you hanging dangling in a tree like an orangutan
Haha I leave people strangelin fuck it I won't remember after a 30 pack of heineken

[ooh la la]

Lame thread..

[ooh la la]

Tell me, Who the fuck battles on a computer?
Come to Queens nucca, get ya shyt battered and neutered!
I'll Cut ya nut sack off, then throw ya ass in the gutter
Fry it up in some grease, and give a piece to ya mother
After I love her, shove her in a plastic bag, bastard fags
Toss the body in the river, she ain't nuthin but a fuckin hag
Stay tuned, if you really wanna see what I'ma do..
You're a waste of air kid, ya mother should have swallowed you!!!!!!!!

[sparkdatzoot]

wheres all the loove? All this rap can sure tell your all from USA (95% of the rap that comes from america is total shit, obviously eminem, dre etc have decent exceptions. Ludacris is good, but i think the whole game has an element of where your from not where your at.) listening to young jeezy or some dick, rap about something meaningful and decent instead of nothingness violence.

So when I’m fed up I get red up, mary jane messed my head up, she can be my best friend forever
At times I regret that I met her
When she eats all my cheddar
But she makes life seem better
Like whatever
Stressin’ me out she settles me down
Put it in the air bredder spread it around

If they criticise weed defend it
A crystallised tide yo’ glistenin’
Blow my mind like nitro-glycerine
This is the deal
All day every day give you something to feel

[TokingToker]

Idk but you don't find "love" in a rap BATTLE thread....

[sparkdatzoot]

and "battle" doesnt mean rap about a bunch of silly goons stabbing, spilling blood or poppin 9's. Just because its a rap "battle" doesnt mean it needs to relate all to psychical violence does it.