Rap battle anyone?

[Vibez]

Originally Posted by J Dylan

a little earlier today my friends and i were cyphering and i spit what i considered (for me) to be a pretty ill little freestyle especially for it's speed, to this beat. i recorded it on my cell so i'm quoting lyrics from it hah
here it is:

man..
gimme a pen and paper and i'll bring words to life
oh wait, almost forgot, first gimme your mic
so i can kill it, cause that's what i do i kill mics
when this battles done leave ya lookin like still lifes
i'm ill mike! you write well but i free twice as sick(mike was the dude i who went right before me in the cypher lol)
like i spit, i'll end this shit nice n quick
licensed with freedom to dislike your shit
you might get sick after battlin me dude
i'm like 12th grade and you've just passed pre-school

the recording keeps going but my flow completely dies and then i make up a word. hahaha. kinda ruins the awesomeness of what i just quoted. i was proud though.. definitely a step up from my average freestyle

dylan can't write his own ryhmes he's a joke,
he thinks he's bearing arms like the somalian folk.
he aint even recognize that his soundin real cocky,
i wrap the mic between my legs and play ice hocky.

write your own lines dude your pathetic,
try to copy ryhmes? that aint poetic.
so maybe he can come up with some shit to throw back,
cause right now he's the rusty needle in the hay stack.

[urn man]

Vibez man, keep your opinions on low,
because frankly, your words have no flow.
But as for me, ima consistent tempo,
Ive been doing this since the age of foe.
Ight city,now where should i begin,
As you listen to my worlds, i know we will befriend.
But if you cross me, ill tear you limb from limb.
Because i have the lord, i fear no evil sin.
Awh, there i go again, always FTW, always settin trends.
But what you care? well lemme share, im the beast from delaware.

[PurpleDonk]

ima keep it real and start sober
got an ounce of kush but that was from october
ill leave your brains splattered all over, your out of luck like a 3 leaf clover
im about to take some hits of that vaporizer
my rhymes will terrorize ya, they call me freddy krueger because ill set you on fire boy...

the mary jane is setting in
im so high i swear i can see my twin
ill battle whoever and then murder their next of kin
im lyin though
im like mufasa from the lion king bro
i dont mess with snow
i like dro
watch my steez
my flow is sicker than a river contaminated with a disease
get down on both knees, kiss the ring, you have just been defeated. bitch please.

[ShinyTokin]

Originally Posted by urn man

Vibez man, keep your opinions on low,
because frankly, your words have no flow.
But as for me, ima consistent tempo,
Ive been doing this since the age of foe.
Ight city,now where should i begin,
As you listen to my worlds, i know we will befriend.
But if you cross me, ill tear you limb from limb.
Because i have the lord, i fear no evil sin.
Awh, there i go again, always FTW, always settin trends.
But what you care? well lemme share, im the beast from delaware.

you got a big voice but why i cant see you?
not for a millyon bucks would i even try to be you
blastin holes in your chest till your eventually see through
everyone gather when i rap like a fuckin sneek preview
kill you ten times, shit is simple like pre school
dead in a gutter how i eventually leave you
this aint a game homie you dont get no fuckin redo
i dont condone suicide but i think i might need to
this world is full enough and we dont fuckin need you

[BadTripDan]

Been a few days, reintroducing the bad tripper
Hair look like a cross between a mad scientist and mad hipster
Spit better than you with a fat lip, sir
And you're carefully written sound like my ad lib, sir
Eyes very low, smitten by a mixture
And you know he think of quittin but cant give up the elixer
"Doc, take a look, he's very sick"
Sicker than an old man checkin out kid flix

[J Dylan]

bad trip, what happened to your planned trip?
you realize your sad spit is just a bad habit..
dont you? like takin four snorts of coke with it dabbed on your smoke too
i wrote you this to tell you you're a time waster
dont wanna indulge you, but here's a rhyme-taster
i'm great yer, nothing short of horrific
nodody's buying into your gimmick
and fucking reading your rap dude instead i'll just skim it
you been blessed with my words, now just mimic
or try to.. good luck bro
hope it works out unlike when you fuck hoes

[BadTripDan]

Haha, you're right J, I need to plan my trips
And walkin up to me D is like you planned to slip
And fall - my rhymes are focused like Im poppin aderol
Skills? You ain't rockin that at all
You need to rock your hat down for rockin that wack sound
My boys pack pounds, we're obese with the buddha
And we dogs, hounds, run up on us and you're Luda
Cristal clear is how Im seeing now
You're the Witch from Wiz of Oz and Im a bleeding cloud

YEah not really complete but I gotta ride out

[ShinyTokin]

chocolate, chocolate got me chompin cocoa puffs
hit it, hit it cuz im fuckin smokin up
i serve each you fuckas so no dont get up
you wrote enough
we know you suck
so hold the bluff
see me down low postin up
im on the 3 i throw it up
thats points for me and none for you
get the point? you always lose
when you rap i get to snooze
otherwise im on the move
thats why im always buyin shoes
get a pair
i get it free
you no where compared to me
bitches always sharin me
on questionnaires youre checkin rarely
no more posts they scared a me

[PurpleDonk]

How is the bling bling era over?
it'll always be about money, so get used to it before i leave you red like rover
take a few more hits of the steam roller to free my mind
spend a couple dollars just to pick up another dime
its about time this shit started, your raps sound retarded
im mean but after i smoke the green i become something you could not have foreseen
hiding under your bed, eyes red like a monster
all these other kids are just impostors
i get baked like betty crocker
make no mistake, i am the original gun cocker
like a hammock ill rock ya
i have no time to waste so when im done, ill cut your head off while im running a race
prepare for lift off, i just took a huge hit..excuse me while i cough...
nobody want it with the donk, cuz when your sleepin, its ur dreams ill haunt
freddy kruger style, ill mutilate your body then set it on fire

[BadTripDan]

Cant seem to think of a line to say
Fuck it, Grab the mic not a mac
Put 'em in a line and spray
How many clips in the sac?
Shit, enough to cause a panic attack
On the weak hearted -the soon dearly departed
Your Rhymes barely regarded
MCs severely retarded
Bars so awful your computer restarted
When you wrote it
It said "Damn kid, I know you really put your heart in this
BUt these rhymes are so wack, I just cant be a part of this"

[BadTripDan]

Kinda sick in the head - that's why Im sick with the led
Pricking the paper with it until its practically dead
Got the sheet yelling "Please stop! You're wasting the trees!"
"Shut the fuck up and take - you see I got this disease
-No cure, Mr. paper, cept for wasting MCs-"
I beat the shit out of one, no probable cause
He's either dead as a doorknob or red and covered and gauze
Breakin jaws like they're laws, not a lick of remorse
Give MCs heads to their mothers and toss the vultures the corpse

[silkyjonson]

peep the delivery, what I'm deliverin', more than the average
Parental Discretion, because i is a savage
I'm harder than Michael Jackson dick in a daycare
And I'll beat a rappin' bitch up too 'cause I don't play fair
In the throne I sit, with a jar of Vaseline jackin' off
to my videos 'cause I'm on my own dick
Gettin' my jerk on 'cause y'all *****z ain't gangsta
With them tight ass Mel-donna v-neck t-shirts on
Fuck all y'all, I'll put the slug in through your chest

[Kozmo350]

Originally Posted by silkyjonson

peep the delivery, what I'm deliverin', more than the average
Parental Discretion, because i is a savage
I'm harder than Michael Jackson dick in a daycare
And I'll beat a rappin' bitch up too 'cause I don't play fair
In the throne I sit, with a jar of Vaseline jackin' off
to my videos 'cause I'm on my own dick
Gettin' my jerk on 'cause y'all *****z ain't gangsta
With them tight ass Mel-donna v-neck t-shirts on
Fuck all y'all, I'll put the slug in through your chest

tmi lol

[ShinyTokin]

Originally Posted by silkyjonson

peep the delivery, what I'm deliverin', more than the average
Parental Discretion, because i is a savage
I'm harder than Michael Jackson dick in a daycare
And I'll beat a rappin' bitch up too 'cause I don't play fair
In the throne I sit, with a jar of Vaseline jackin' off
to my videos 'cause I'm on my own dick
Gettin' my jerk on 'cause y'all *****z ain't gangsta
With them tight ass Mel-donna v-neck t-shirts on
Fuck all y'all, I'll put the slug in through your chest

peep your shit?
i aint a fan
like you dont get hoes
i understand
but yo no ones gives a damn
how you gotta get off into ya hand
and no this wasnt planned
but i pull you into this quicksand
comcast flow cuz im on demand
listen up now heres a riddle
whats as small as your dick is little
its your wits
quit talkin shit
for you end up in a hospital
i light you quick
right from my bic
same as this blunt
got ignited wit
im off the top
you couldnt outWRITE my shit
beat me rappin
i might just quit
if everyone left you alone
i guess youd still suck dick

[Vibez]

every rapper got his person beef,
its shit just spit through ya teeth
every rappers been through a little greif,
just smoke some bud and not the leaf

you wouldn't know the difference between shake and bud,
my styles beat your direction like elma fudd
its okay to be shit it's simple
i pop all ya'l like a pimple