Rap battle anyone?

[Center]

yea...i do spit hot...

I Cut Paper for Paper like Openin Envelopes...
Money Made like America - Sware its a Hoax...
A Fake Thing...in the Makin..and it Made It...
The land of the free, is Taxin me till im Agin...
So im Engagin, with Modern Warfare....
Fuck the Call of Duty, I Bag Bodys, for they Health Care!
Its Hell Here...like a Devils Spell Here...
The Fire of My Mic Strikes like Arson Welders!
So Put it together...N ya Head get severed...
cause ya mental capacity cant handle me...ya Dead forever...

little cipher....

[Dharok]

I take fat shits while taking bong rips, blowing out my smoke
in fat rings, toke for toke, make your lungs sting
I'll roll blunts so fat that you'll be high for days
sunrise with red eyes and you hit the toilet
ready to smoke on the toilet.

[Center]

'ready to smoke on the toilet'...

(continued with the weird flow)

then say fuck it...take off the paper...put some foil in...
...then load more matter then buckets...
Im that motha fucka...that ya dont wannt see in dark allies...
cause i defile ya with a blade - n take ya cash faster then narks rally...
with a pround rally...n the crowd patrol valleys...
petitionin for sentencin of war criminals...so bush is hardly found around me...

[city4eva204]

Originally Posted by Dharok

I take fat shits while taking bong rips, blowing out my smoke
in fat rings, toke for toke, make your lungs sting
I'll roll blunts so fat that you'll be high for days
sunrise with red eyes and you hit the toilet
ready to smoke on the toilet.

Originally Posted by Center

yea...i do spit hot...

I Cut Paper for Paper like Openin Envelopes...
Money Made like America - Sware its a Hoax...
A Fake Thing...in the Makin..and it Made It...
The land of the free, is Taxin me till im Agin...
So im Engagin, with Modern Warfare....
Fuck the Call of Duty, I Bag Bodys, for they Health Care!
Its Hell Here...like a Devils Spell Here...
The Fire of My Mic Strikes like Arson Welders!
So Put it together...N ya Head get severed...
cause ya mental capacity cant handle me...ya Dead forever...

little cipher....

man whats with taking fat shits and bong rips
i keep my bong fresh not smelling like dog shit
so when the time comes i can take a clean hit
and blow the smoke rings out with circular lips
cuz when im high i like to fuck the chicks with wide hips
specially from behind to watch they tits
bouncin around just needing to be grabbed
swallowing my dick like she needing to be gagged
kneeling in front of me and askin me for more
making me think this must be center's sex starved whore
spending so much time trying to copy lil weezy
while im bangin his girl leavin her knees bruised B.
i spit divine and i spit intellectually
u southern rap wannabe
can never even come close to me
so just start steppin off
fore u anger city
then ill drop bombs with no remorse
and never feel pity

[city4eva204]

going to sleep guys, c u tmw good fun tho

[Dharok]

Early in the morning...the sound of guitar
An actual instrument, rarely mastered
by rap artists because they are kind
of hard to play you say then you just
go away and play with clay and make
shit all day then stick it in the oven to
dry it out so you have a nice sculpture
to give your grandmother for her
birthday.

[PhoenixPharmer]

Yeah... I'm the genius....Known for the flows,
I'm Known for fine hoes and how I packaged the dro,

And If I'm packin' an O, or if I'm packin a P,
We down to blaze, rip j's, till my ass is asleep,

Its truth...In the booth...I be rippin' it up,
I get a dutch, split it nice... Then we shittin the guts,

Roll the shit up, then spark it...and we countin' ta 2...
Hold it in real deep... Now I pass it to you..

[J-Puff]

Umm...Rap battle in the city, guess ima talk about grass/
Just roll up the exo's and just puff puff pass/
Hope i aint talkin to fast/
But i just wanna hit that bong, sit back and laugh/
Rip that and Pass...Out on the couch
Now when im in the SOuth
i got that homegrown outdoors that'll knock your ass out
But in NY, i got that clout
They got that sour d, i just wanna jump up and shout!
for that piff, gonna get me some cotton mouth

lol

[TokingToker]

Originally Posted by Dharok

Early in the morning...the sound of guitar
An actual instrument, rarely mastered
by rap artists because they are kind
of hard to play you say then you just
go away and play with clay and make
shit all day then stick it in the oven to
dry it out so you have a nice sculpture
to give your grandmother for her
birthday.

That shit was terrible, goddamn you need a fucking miracle
I guess I'm mysterical cause I play guitar and spit lyricals
I'm dangerous you ain't even got game you wrecked
Get your head in gear, or get thrown into the atmosphere
You suck so bad, I'll be fair and leave this line a spare

[NJ Haze]

^

First off, ya'll got no game
Rappin with me is like a ticket to fame
I jump on the mic, like i rip my bongs
Takin big rips, and makin fresh songs
Now tokintoker, dont hate on my man
Cuz your lyrics r about as played out as a pyrmid scam
Now from my bong, i will take a big snap
And i think its funny because i dont even rap

[seahag]

you occupy my mind with baseless thoughts
i took out my pen, with which i fought
were all a bunch of homosapien's
but i think for some of youse, its bout time, the end
ima line your mind with a healthy verbal rhyme
cause you be speaking the words, but not doin the time
you say its simple
ill pop your pimple
leave you whining, not rhyming
banished to the land of no return
its the, octopussy in hand, that got you, i heard
and i feel my verbs
chilling nerves
your the big city pity
the small town clown
you try to rock the mic, only to start a fight
their you go again with your baseless thoughts
too many you've fought
its the anti-mythphetamine
whos crushed your dreams

[PenAndPaper]

*****z kno im the truth- Ridding *****z of toothes- No ruth, robbing stupid *****s of youth-
All you *****z ritorical- Im the reason alot of *****z historical- Hit bitches with shotties, making them flip around vertical-
I keep it going to the fat bitch sung- I keep ho'z sprung- I knock em out soon as the bells rung-
Last night i bust up some hoe name Ellis- Got her man jealous- He flipped, and I left him rotten ontop of Mt. Everist-
I keep it all hard- ANd blast on your whole squad- Fuck around i'll make your new bedroom in a graveyard..

Haha simple shit, half you guys are alright tho- some of you try 2 hard

[BlazinX1]

Yo, you use ***** in almost every line,
but with all that black talk, I'd expect you could rhyme
Your just a wanna be and arn't worth my time,
but I'll shut you up, cause your speach is a crime,

Speakin of felonies, I'm taking your life,
and I'm talking verbally, not with a gun or a knife
By the end of this all you'll be spitting is good nite
while everyone else is saying you ain't put up a fite

cause I'm quick like lightlighting, and stong like thunda,
and I'm now servin', shit its your number,
I'm taking your lyrics, buryin' em 6 feet under,
and sending your rap game to its eternal slumber

So let me ask you once, why you try'n to battle me,
your game has no chance like swimin with no arms in the sea,
or jumpin from a plane without wearnin' a shoot,
cause when you battle me, bitch, you gone lose.

[TokingToker]

Originally Posted by NJ Haze

^

First off, ya'll got no game
Rappin with me is like a ticket to fame
I jump on the mic, like i rip my bongs
Takin big rips, and makin fresh songs
Now tokintoker, dont hate on my man
Cuz your lyrics r about as played out as a pyrmid scam
Now from my bong, i will take a big snap
And i think its funny because i dont even rap

Haha you call that some spit? I thought jersey was better, and you should know not to fuck with another jersey..

I'm like makaveli in the deli with a benelli
I dont care who you are I'll shoot ANYBODY
if you think thats funny i'll smack your fucking teeth out, they'll call ya gummy
I'm the number 1 g, you know me, DJERZEY
I'll put you in the back of a heresy like every other mc that tried to battle me
I'll shoot you down faster than a kamikaze

Fuck with me.. Ain't got shit.. Get right

[TokingToker]

I take the throne..

Come on throw me a bone, battle me, drink some hennessy and pump the music so loud your ears bleed, grow your own weed and pay no fees all it takes is one seed
Someone needs to holla cause all I hear is microphone feed