Rap battle anyone?

[Center]

^yo...

I slayed this cat, before he squeezed MUSCLES...time wasted on "keys"...your "dealers" not OBSTABLES/

Don't need TOPICALS...my piece of"PI'-CALCULATES"...perfect,no "remander" ...I-RESITUATE/

RESIDUAL...fix ya DINNER-PLATE, ya got too much "BEEF"...i'll "flip" it for ya...FEATHER-WEIGHT...still need GREENS?/

N those the HESITATE...I strike like PYTHONS...fix ya "vision" im 20 for 20...without LIGHTS-ON/

Strike like MIKE-TYSON..."ears to my MOUTH"...Ya'll "Birds" lookin figgidy?...way ya flyin SOUTH!/

[Atom]

you say you slayed me once when was this?
you think you kill
your just not ill
i just cant feel.

You say theres to much beef?
I can tell dicks what you licken
red meat is where its at,
your just a fucking chicken.

Yeah I called you a chicken,
step it up and spit yo game
cause all the rhymes you have
sound exactly the god damn same
and its a shame.

learn to write and rhyme and then i'll test your skill,
learn to use your words
I'll teach you how to kill
rip they nuts and guts
ill teach you how to slice em
dice em
coagulate their blood
man they had to pay the price.

[Atom]

I just smoked some of that homegrown
and its well known
that my home grown
is very well known
but I know not
what I do
and I ask for
forgivness
for this rhyme
and I hope that
god will give it to me
this time

This rhyme is
an epiphany,
and its all
from my cranium
its not used
just to kill
but also as uranium

It blows shit back to hell,
where all you bitches belong
and you know it wont be long
before I rip the shit out yo bitches thong
stick it in her
and rip her like I rip my 3-perc bong

This is only my 3rd freestyle,
all of which were in this thread
and I already got you nigg.as layin
acting like little bitches
acting still and actin dead

this shits
from a genius,
youll never quite compare
While your girlfriends away from you
I be cummin in her hair
I'll rip you,
and gut you,
and cut you, and
hang you
speakin of your guts,
how you feelin everytime I'm tellin you I nut
up in your girlfriend
screamin out my name
and its a shame
that you will never feel fame
and you just cant compare to me
but I just talked to your girlfriend she said shes never came
whats the problem mayn?
but I cant complain,


She's sucking my dick daily.

[Center]

Dogg... ur not hot...but I'm COLD-AS-SNOW, u couldn't HOLD-A-FLOW...if ya BLOWIN-YA-NOSE!!!/

I'ma EXPOSE-OVERTHROWS... "diSARM ya CHEMISTRY"...ATOM...Is-not-MINISTRY/

But I am KILLIN-LITERALLY...world-SUPREMACY, "Sat-a-light"...ta luminate ya MIMICKRY/

Ya...LACK-VISION-SEE...go head' WACK-MISSION-B...Atom couldn't "impact"...FUSION-CHEMISTRY!/

LOL......

murked

[Atom]

your "fusion chemistry"
is old news, its history
that idea just doesnt work though
its still a mystery

do the research,
Yo, check it

bralton discovered the shit in 19 eighty fo
made the discovery
had *****s knockin at his doe <---door bitches lawl
they all loved the idea
knew that it could be big
the first thing they tried
was using it on a big rig

The idea failed horribly
they made a fool of themselves,
like this fool up here, hes making a fool of himself!
anyways back to subject
this ***** with the idea, tried placing it to light
but the combustion of the molecules kept trying to fight
exposion of combustion and anatamy of the animals
this shit is like your head
and I'm eating it like a cannibal
he later was successful in his quest
and it was alright but kinda like center
just could never be the best.

So you try to argue with these rhymes
that flow right on time
cause this dime
and this lime
with my shot
of patron
and its known
that I bone
on the phone
with this pussys girlfriend
while hes sittin there alone.

[backfromthedead]

I don't have to rap to impress
you should have guessed...

I got a grow thread!
and everthing thing I said
came true
expect one or two
click through,
and you will see
a Lowryder grow
but no
picutres of me

Its pretty good
and its understood
I'm doing fine
for my plants kind
no-one can complain
i'll explain
if you post in the thread
5 plants, 2 males, and no plants dead!

(sound of DJ turntable scratching)

Lowryder Marijuana Grow Thread

[TokingToker]

I don't give a fuck Too many people wanting to rap battle me so this goes to yall
My middle fingers stuck;
Roll and duck
Cuz I'm coming
Best start running;
Run you over and start humming
This spit;
Don't talk shit
Cuz you got hit
You suck, so quit;

So you try to argue with these rhymes
that flow right on time
cause this dime
and this lime
with my shot
of patron
and its known
that I bone
on the phone
with this pussys girlfriend
while hes sittin there alone.

Your rhymes are lyrical crimes
Bitch what you talkin' bout
You don't got a home
So how the fuck can you have a phone;
You lie
I can see it in your eyes
My fist coming to pulverize

[Center]

^gotta smash the OP....

yo check it...

On the Real-Tip...this cat is Bull-Shit
my flow is deep...seem Murk-ish/
.lurkish, or trollish...
eat ya like foilage,
n ruffle ya scheme...Moldish/
Patrol, how my petrol is emBOLDEN...
I cast "Yellow Stones"...spit molden/
my Bread-Loafin...
Instead-Holdin,
Sad-Loathin...
Stab-Most,-Then,
Back-Postin...Last-Toastin,
Stash-Those,-N...Pass-Postmen,
Gasp,-Gash-Open...
Mesh-Writtens, Best-Mc,
Causin-Errosion,
Surpass-Spokesmen
done Smashed-Token...


got flow? I murk in whatever style you choose...

[Atom]

You say my rhymes are crime,
tell me something i aint hearda
my rhymes are fucking lethal
my words they kill like murdah
I spit at you with 50 shells
blast you in yo dome nig.ga.
metal piercing bullets, I'll send you straight to hell.

I'm homies with the devil
I informed him that your comin
he said theres no escaping
not even a chance at runnin.

stay out my thread
or are you here as a joke?
either way your dead
this is gonna make you fucking choke...

To be continued... (sobering up)

[TokingToker]

Originally Posted by Atom

You say my rhymes are crime,
tell me something i aint hearda
my rhymes are fucking lethal
my words they kill like murdah
I spit at you with 50 shells
blast you in yo dome nig.ga.
metal piercing bullets, I'll send you straight to hell.

I'm homies with the devil
I informed him that your comin
he said theres no escaping
not even a chance at runnin.

stay out my thread
or are you hear as a joke?
either way your dead
this is gonna make you fucking choke...

To be continued... (sobering up)

Your words kill cause your breath'
Needs a mint
Your breath so stinky
You'd think it be the smell off a 12 year missing pinky;
You talked to the devil himself
So you became the devils little bitch elf
Fuck the devil give me a shovel
I'll bury both your asses and become trouble;
You aint shit, you just stepped in my blood puddle

(You got put down son that shit was ill)

[undrtheradar]

My response to "back from the dead" and " big mac lover" on first page. They asked for a second opinion so....



ill be the one, im the second opinion,
the mediator in the flesh the devils own minion.
coming to show you the rap battle equation,
read what i write i dont use persuation.
Its me, its me im "back from the dead",
ready to spread the lead through your head with my rhymes,
teaching al the time to rid the stymes from the game
its lame to point shame in others face.
a desolate human man kind of discrace.,
so what if hes from canada and skinny and white.
isnt it the size of fight in the dog not the dog in the fight.
I support your style "back from the dead"
its mythodical,intelligent derrived from the head.
Not some punk ass junk shit spit from the lips
with no thought in it just lame ass yo mama rips.
But thats okay one day he'll learn to read and write
after hes the first one down in every lyrical fight
I got your "back from the dead"
With skills undermining my madness will spread
intellectully destorying the kid begging for the mac....
from the two canucks big mac got his big smack.
So as the second opinion i rest my case,
uncovered "big mac" the poetic disgrace.
Go back to school and lay off the green,
Read what you rap youll see what i mean

[OhFuhQ]

I cut through amateurs, the gravel-you'll be-battlein
ya rhymes stale, got no heart like mannequins,
ill slit ya fuckin throat n ya own words you'll be standin-in
have you stiff, doped up, arms out like i covered you in bandages (mummified bitch ;D )
you cant handle it, cause lets face is Center equals average (somewhere in the middle, nothin special, average)
ill sever thru ya battlements n ya bars?, that shit was the worst
you talkin murder? only time you bustin-caps is when you "EDIT-YA-VERSE" (FOR REAL!)
you think you hot until the merkin-gets-merked
yea you get all cocky, he taking hard shit-in-reverse (homo?)
i gotta knock kids off they stride, n when they slip-up it hurts
i know what its like, i battled myself n each way i got burnt (true story)
this is serious my fingers just glidin the keys
got some weed, red-eyed n just threw on a beat.

time to roll another.

[OhFuhQ]

this shit aint nuthin but straight up fun , you seem to love talkin bout guns
dude the type to miss out on smoke because he tounging the tip of the blunt
ive read thru ya shit n it stinks, you aint a test, my first drop was a hint
n honestly, the only time you lettin-off-shots, is when you cant afford more drink
i could do this even writing less, i guess he must be snoozin in bed
writers block or SHOOK? for like 15 minutes you were viewing this thread!
N THEN YOU LEFT, it had me chuckling, i expected a reply
and no doubt, when you read this you be all like "man i was tired"

[Center]

My Mac-Claps-Back-Up, get Took If-Ya-Act-Up...I'll keep a "pen on ya skin"...like, bout Ta-Get-Tat-Up/
Strap-wit-that-Fat-Cup...Hold-the-"Golden-Metal"...My "Eye" Sharp in "-07
...Mine-fr'-Rose-Pedals/ ( GoldenEye007, Mines, Blood)
Pose-Letters, ta scope ya Nose-Level...ya "look interested"...I pro-pose you-hoes...now FOES-LEVELED/
I "hold-down-hope"CLEVER..."kick"-flows-that-"leaf-better"...n "keep ya on the ground"...like "Four-Clovers"-SEVERED/
I Pluck-Pros-For-EVER...way I "Wu-up-Six"...My Clan spit text Tang...we "Screw-up-Bics!"/
Even my Screw-ups-Sick!...gon' say "he Blew-up-Big"...call me "Hells Angel".....once I Screw-up-Six!!!/
My Flow-Off-Tip...I Water-the-Falls...I'm gon' be called "General"...way ya Pushin-ta-Fall/ (pushups)
Ya'll Pace-is-Crawl...Sabatoged-Brawls...In "General I'm Bookee"...hmm...lets Bet-Agianst-Yall......./

[Center]

^LOL! Can't lie, he speaks truth. But, Man I Was Tired!

Yo, you came with some crack on those man. Nice to see ya on the boards...

" ill sever thru ya battlements n ya bars?, that shit was the worst
you talkin murder? only time you bustin-caps is when you "EDIT-YA-VERSE""

^Cr...Crack! Ouch...although not true, but still hurt.