Rap battle anyone?

[potsandplans]

some kids think they cool cuz they be smokin that dank
well i say you'd be cooler if you were smokin that crank
or injecting it like me right into the bloodstream
the illist motherfucka alive since the A-team
i gets that steam from the speed in my icecream
and why buy nice things when i can buy meth
a desire to get wired cant tell my right from my left
but i'll still be able to slice ya from ya chin to ya cleft
and i aint a failure just cause i live in a trailer
i got fat packs of crank that i'm planning to savor
so i try to hit up my boy john from up town
lost his job last year hes still on the rebound
i pimps out my pinto from nineteen ninety three
rockin spinners that really spin three sixty degrees
no matter how thrifty the keys the bitches agree
more meth is way better than a college degree
why the fuck spend thousands on bullshit tuition
when i can make my meth dreams come into fruition
i cooks that shit in the room i keeps my kids
the golden rule of my trailer is "don't open that lid"
my cooker burns hotter than the fire i spit
i like to stay up for days doing illogical shit
and i know that i reek but its that high that i seek
and you'll see how fly i am when i begin to tweak
my actions repetitive and beyond my control
but i likes it like that cause thats how meth-heads roll

[seahag]

some kids think they cool cuz they be smokin that dank
well i say you'd be cooler if you were smokin that crank
or injecting it like me right into the bloodstream
the illist motherfucka alive since the A-team
i gets that steam from the speed in my icecream
and why buy nice things when i can buy meth
a desire to get wired cant tell my right from my left
but i'll still be able to slice ya from ya chin to ya cleft
and i aint a failure just cause i live in a trailer
i got fat packs of crank that i'm planning to savor
so i try to hit up my boy john from up town
lost his job last year hes still on the rebound
i pimps out my pinto from nineteen ninety three
rockin spinners that really spin three sixty degrees
no matter how thrifty the keys the bitches agree
more meth is way better than a college degree
why the fuck spend thousands on bullshit tuition
when i can make my meth dreams come into fruition
i cooks that shit in the room i keeps my kids
the golden rule of my trailer is "don't open that lid"
my cooker burns hotter than the fire i spit
i like to stay up for days doing illogical shit
and i know that i reek but its that high that i seek
and you'll see how fly i am when i begin to tweak
my actions repetitive and beyond my control
but i likes it like that cause thats how meth-heads roll

in production your rhyme takes time
pull out notes, take off your coat
wheres your typewriter?
right next to your bong, that i dropped
i do not stop
freestyle for miles
i carry a vile
a vile of blood, yours it was
satanists get high, drinking mine
dr. opium does not stand
for that kind of talk, look at the clock
is it time to tweak?
have i mentioned your rhymes are weak?
work on your style
and maybe one day you will go for miles
perhaps its the crack
why would you need that?
i have %100 pure coca, from colombia
or if you'd rather
heroin, pure, from vietnam
i do not sing songs
i am ready to verify
so stop by
pick up your gun, its time to have sum fun
oops... you lose*, you lost.

[Center]

Aye...lemme jump in here. --keystyle to the beat from lil wayne's - shooter--

Got more dough then pizza spots...
so ya know that I keep it hot...
leave ya spot restin in piss... just call me TEachAlot!
you fiends rise fa' rock...
eyes slight like some Hawks...
always bombin - always longin... the way you all Dive A Lot!
Ya Know This Awsome...
Ya Can See That Im Flossin...
Cause Im Bright White - Light Mics...Just WATCH WHEN IM TALKIN!
So What Now? Whos Up?
Next Cat? Clues Up...
-No One- Beat Me Here...The Matrix Cant ConFuse Us~!!!

[potsandplans]

Originally Posted by Center

Aye...lemme jump in here. --keystyle to the beat from lil wayne's - shooter--

Got more dough then pizza spots...
so ya know that I keep it hot...
leave ya spot restin in piss... just call me TEachAlot!
you fiends rise fa' rock...
eyes slight like some Hawks...
always bombin - always longin... the way you all Dive A Lot!
Ya Know This Awsome...
Ya Can See That Im Flossin...
Cause Im Bright White - Light Mics...Just WATCH WHEN IM TALKIN!
So What Now? Whos Up?
Next Cat? Clues Up...
-No One- Beat Me Here...The Matrix Cant ConFuse Us~!!!

why do you capitalize every other letter
you think that shits gonna help you freestyle better?
cause that shit aint, and neither will lil' wayne
i'll be up on cocaine and yo ass will get slain
i'll bust out my ak and use it for melee
bust in yo jaw and rob yo ass like its pay day
i switch rhymes every line cause im hyped on the crack rock
N!GGA YOU BETTA RUN CAUSE I BUST OUT THE CAPS LOCK

[Spuds'n'Buds]

None got guns, just tooling around an lookin for da funds to get blitzed eyes from the heavy shit, fucking tricks gettin' mad played by dirty ass hoochies fire 3 in her koochie for dat 1/2 rock of yella'. Ain't no bitch I sip tonic, and blow chronic to earn my stella. I'm fresh style, king of the black mile, keepin' punks in order, cause loose lips bring shell tips, so if *****'s don't wanna get flat line get the fuck out the way as squeeze the trigga of my nine. Leave'm dead, birds eat'm faster than bread, decomposed on the side of the road, police follow da code, and pretend they don't see it. If you ain't from the hood, don't claim, if you is, got fanatic crazy shit like Mr.Game&Watch so don't let them put you in the ground like like sambo da clown. Aww now, sit the fuck down before I bust you like tommy bust on pammy, big dicks strangle fat chicks and all the others. Hittin' it up for the slain brothers, livin' og in the bc-bo connect, free from feeling, take to the streets for dealin' and stealing and the cycle continues......Damn haven't wrote a freestyle in a while. Any good?

[verde622]

Originally Posted by TokingToker

n!ga in the hype
todays the first day of the rest of your life as a regular joe, with a regular flow
So I'll take a big mac no pickles
and a regular coke.

Those last few bars are from a JUMP OFF battle. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cprKlQ7Qw4Q
1:31

called out. You didnt even steal it right -- its 'END the hype'

[potsandplans]

Originally Posted by verde622

Those last few bars are from a JUMP OFF battle. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cprKlQ7Qw4Q
1:31

called out. You didnt even steal it right -- its 'END the hype'

oh snap toking toker yo ass got called out
my shit is all clout kill ya like nuclear fallout
what i drop is heavy make ya trip yo balls out
i get mad faith when you just get all doubt
can't even steal rhymes right n!gga get yo mind right
just keep on low rollin' and sell yo dimes aight?

[seahag]

im cool with the way y'all rap
i tip my hat
education's on my mind
we're runnin outta time
i spit fast
itsablast
but your rhyme and mine
share a common line
i feel the need to plant a seed
and after ima (you guessed it) smoke some weed
i say we put down the battle axe
against eachother, we brothers
in a war on drugs
its the people in higher places who are the thugs
if they were gone we could show love
not that i believe in anyone above
i wont change my tune
i thought i'd just pick up a spoon
and spin the sauce
the governments been caught
importing, and supporting
the movement of drug
and now im the thug
lock us up, swallow the key
you'll see no more of me
she packed it in her kuch
and now im deuce

[deezy]

these cats so simple, my styles too diverse
i disperse sick words n put you nerds in a herse
ive had a gift since birth spit sick till it hurts
its deezy motherfucker straight rulin this earth
straight cooolin ya hurd, with plenty drank, pack a kools n a zone of dank herb

[seahag]

diverse is the word
that you use
to explain the raps
that you cant have
eliminated, faded
simple it was
to erase you, 'cause
you ruled this earth
with the words
that you heard
lil wayne's fame
is your claim
and he's the wackest in your game, of material raps
im waitin to hear back...

[deezy]

lil wayne's fame is my claim?
what the fuck you smokin mayne? its dzk n i came with sick game
that i kick at you lames cuz you oh so plain
im afraid i cant refrain
from blowin out ya brains with the verbal gauge
spray let em lay in the pavement
who the fuck are you with your lil wayne statement
that shit dont even make sense cuzz
when i run up on you you there aint gonna be much left bruuhh
how the fuck you gonna step to me
its deezy, the ruler of the m-i-c
and i be the g holdin oz's yellin bitch please
i leave you deceased rest in peace you dirty flea

[seahag]

your resolution
is missing the point of my lesson
i spit, and all you got is your smif n wessun?
at neckbreaking speed
i take the lead
to eliminate foes
you, you know?
crack rock steady,
your petty attempt to regurgitate the hate, you cant relate.
leave your ass roastin, like a gyro
i step off, over to cairo
a world made of steel
in which i peel
the phony foes, off the floor
knock on your door
i came to hear you emcee
mother said 'i dont know where he be'
your avoiding me
i thought you understood, why you wear that hood?
could it be the egocentric, anti-eclectic garbage talking, always mocking, deezy, is juss tryin to be weezy?
who knows, we'll see...

[Dharok]

Your butt is ready and I cannot linger, so look out rectum, here comes my finger.

[Center]

In the land a the grass, I roll the phatest blunts/
spit nitro - insightful - Im Gold, Make some Fronts/
Everlastin - I blast past you Fake Fucks/
Rappin - U actin...just applyin some MakeUp/
Break Ups...is how I Bag Out my Herbal/
Got more O's then Gerbils, runnin Circles/
Hurtful....when It comes Spittin Hot Shit/
Dot the Lines, but remain MicroScopic/
Lob Fists...N Hit Quick, Dont Try This/
I Throw Blows - N Fold Foes Defiance/

[city4eva204]

Originally Posted by Center

In the land a the grass, I roll the phatest blunts/
spit nitro - insightful - Im Gold, Make some Fronts/
Everlastin - I blast past you Fake Fucks/
Rappin - U actin...just applyin some MakeUp/
Break Ups...is how I Bag Out my Herbal/
Got more O's then Gerbils, runnin Circles/
Hurtful....when It comes Spittin Hot Shit/
Dot the Lines, but remain MicroScopic/
Lob Fists...N Hit Quick, Dont Try This/
I Throw Blows - N Fold Foes Defiance/

so you think you can actually spit fire?
snatch that flame from u to light my blunt and get higher
aint never comin down from my trip in the clouds
im like an ac-130 just circlin around
looking for my target, glowing on the ground
loading up the 50cal prepared to mow u down
infrared camera for the quick acquisition
murder an entire town quicker than the inquisition
like the plague i strike fear by word of mouth
then come around back knock everyone down
i hit harder than a surprise al'qaeda attack
and harder than a dutchmaster blunt laced with crack
leave u like woah man what the fuck was that?
hop outta your birthday cake im sprayin my gat
screamin out loud "how the fuck you like that?"
spin around and finish the rest off with the AK
u aint gettin outta here alive, so kneel n' start to pray
reading your rhymes made me chuckle, it made my day
am i a genius or am i just insane
being thrown in loops by my own brain
gerbils runnin in circles carryin o's?
not the ones i know, must be cheerios
im big time and im flippin pounds not ounces
make more money than real estate sellin houses
sit back smoke blunts and im loungin
constantly blazed smokin the haze with my close bro's
exactly how deep the rabbit hole goes
only the good lord knows
the full extent of my humanity
spit crazy raps like sheer insanity