Rap battle anyone?

[SmokeTrichs]

haha thats why i beasted you everytime. You have no content to your shit. No puns, no jokes, even your metaphors are childish and require no thought. Throw me off the empire and tomato paste? that's why i left a mess of you, tomato sauce red to be exact. Yea and uh how are you dissing on american mustle, detroit iron built v8s? what are you some pussy ass driving around in some hybrid prius? and uh just so you know.. flowing for one bar dont count hahah. And as for the shit, thats cuz i am the shit. your lady knows this thats why she's on my dick. look for love elsewhere cuz this aint it. even your bitch is a fleabitten trick. but hey what can i say a dogs got to play. next time i'm diggin it's your shallow grave. And im not even trying. Step your game up.

[SmokeTrichs]

Alright, so can we get a vote on who won that lyrical volley b/w me an tokingtoker on pg. 32? This is just for educational purposes of course.

[TokingToker]

Originally Posted by SmokeTrichs

haha thats why i beasted you everytime. You have no content to your shit. No puns, no jokes, even your metaphors are childish and require no thought. Throw me off the empire and tomato paste? that's why i left a mess of you, tomato sauce red to be exact. Yea and uh how are you dissing on american mustle, detroit iron built v8s? what are you some pussy ass driving around in some hybrid prius? and uh just so you know.. flowing for one bar dont count hahah. And as for the shit, thats cuz i am the shit. your lady knows this thats why she's on my dick. look for love elsewhere cuz this aint it. even your bitch is a fleabitten trick. but hey what can i say a dogs got to play. next time i'm diggin it's your shallow grave. And im not even trying. Step your game up.

Yeah I'm dissing "American mustle" Have fun paying for the gas idiot... I drive a modded out chevy ss coupe.. Beat your car anyday kid.. I didn't even intend to flow on that part... So you must be reading me wrong..

Smoketrichs sayin he digging my ditch, but ignore that, this kid is my bitch
We all got different rap styles, over here you'll get slaughtered, gonna have to call the xfiles
Talk about my girl like that again and you'll be missin a head, hiding from me like I'm a monster under the bed
Hes too much of a joke sayin he beasted me.. well here kid, this is the least of me...

This young cat is a chump, think you beat me? you better stay cool with the smirnoffs
With that lie though he was pulling a fast one and I'm not talking two minute jerkoffs
Elbow to the tummy ST's not gangsta at all, if he ever made his way to the club
This hoe would get his chain snatched quicker than eliminatiions on flavor of love
Get slayed in the mud ill leave you too exhausted to write but no demon could tire me
I grab your throat its clear to see, your lifes in my hands without stealing your diary
Homo i could tell since st showed up, and ill tell you why his punches aint furious
cause hes not straight to the point, which once again proves that hes gay, period
St'll get slain next and I dont even gotta blaze techs, aint nobody feeling your lame text
Cause you been fucking up so bad I thought you nutted early during plane sex

Man get the fuck out of here you aint shit pussy.

[SmokeTrichs]

dudes a bummy guy type that buys my fluffy 5s, loves getting high and jerking off guys/
pass him the pipe hes hitting it twice, thats how much he likes getting smoke in his eyes/
only time hes touched 9s when he bought some fake jordans from that ebay site/
only club he hits are those 900 lines, i heard that there for queers but yea be kind/
a real rhinestone cowboy and aint no doubt about it gayer than liberacci and damn proud of it/
oo i think that i've been hit, toker came w a barrage of some proverbial shit, but thats his whole list from his rap career bit/
you had best believe that i'm in the mile high club, ask your mom about it she'll say it was umm.. hyphen.
and i aint even hypin when i say you most closely liken a groedy bull dike an, your wack east coast grass has got your ass gassed thinking you can stand next to a man w a match/
suck my fords pipes talkin out your chevys ass, if that's a fact why would u complain of gas/
this dude's a frugeze a cold jiveturkey and his memories hazy, but thanks for the gravy, my compliments go to the lil old lady/

[SmokeTrichs]

heh, that's funny. coulda sworn i heard some of those punchlines somewhere.. but you never know, some people rhyme alike. Good luck on finding that style of yours, hope it's not taking lines.

[Chrnc]

yeahhh thats what i thought

[GhettoShinobi]

ayo
i keep it 666- i got dime chicks- i resolve conflicts, when the guns click-
i got the mean style- never friendly, mad hostile- n torch your whole crib, while rockin' out with a big smile-
im throwin' shot's like pitchers- my rhymebook, is a hood scripture- evil, you see my grinning hard in my mugg pictures-
i style it out in ink- n never give them time to think- drown you in the bathroom sink-n leave you with your body stink-
n if you stupid then you might dwell- i pump shells- my soul is gunna burn in enternal hell-
i got it crazy in this style game- put them all to shame- forbidden to say, cause im one of the infernal names-
4ever puffin on the black indo- i got mad co.- n fucking tossin fags out the apartment window-
im bringing *****z doom- im lurkin in black rooms- n droppin clownz from birth till' my fucking tomb-
rolling stick ups in black chevys- in heavy readys- shreading *****s to sphagetti-
n by the devil im mad blessed- clownz get digest- n when i grab the mic i get possessd-
n if yall smart yall would'v all fled- i let shells spread- n makin target points at your crew head-
and all my flowz i can shift em'- i got the crazy symptons- no one's safe even your moms a victim-
and if you pussy get the hell out- im rubbin faggots out, without a second doubt-
leave you out in a black hoarse- n of course, im the dark side of the force-
n im one of the dark lords- i got mad hordes- fuck your throat, im aimin cuts at your vocal cords-
and if u think u sick as me- i kill your as in philly n drop your corpse down in tennesee-
and im the ***** dat your bitch desires- imma burn in fire- from poppin mother fuckers like bike tires-
high ranked like a merkle- turnin skin purple- you can mail all my shit to the ninth circle-
fuck you, ill tie your mom in tape- n show her rape- don't matter the bitches size, or her body shape-
and my shit stays all constructed- n i stay mad fucked- even the little kids gettin abducted-
wit warrents out for my arrest- im a evil test- n aimin hollowz at the priest chest-
n u can press me if you pussies dare- makin pussies tear- my destination is a fukin eletric chair-
im givin bitches wood- lettin ho'z kno whats good- misunderstood- a veteran of nyc hood-
with more grams then teddy- i hold bitches steady- if you ready, slippin into bitches dreams like im that ***** freddy-
nyc all day lol
have'nt been here in a while

[Center]

I Bury Ya Best / Let Ya Carry Ya Chest / No Vest I Blow Steel when the Blacksmith Rests/
Got the Complex / N Your Just Too Basic / Puttin ABC's Together, while I Sew the Matrix!/
Ya Blue like Smirfs/ Got Fueds like Dirt / I Show ya Ya Fate...like Cues At Work!/
Cruise N Swirve / The Nerve Absurd / In Vain I Bang On the Horns of Words!/
Beep Beep Boom Bap...See These Ruined Raps/ I Bring That Room Act...I Fume Facts/
Bring Doom Gats/ Assumed Stacks / If Ya Step Over The Line Ya Kind Boom BapEd!/

[GhettoShinobi]

i fill u pussies wit led, if you don't fled- sendin points to head- n leave you next to the others in my back shed-
n im dat ***** that's mad shady- no mind, so im mad crazy- lock your girl in the crib, cause i steal ladies-
i got a mad theme, with a creme scheme- my ass is mad mean- fuck around n blast mad zines'-
you may have it, but my spits older- wit more rocks n boulders- knockin heads right off pussies shoulders-
n givin ho'z they daily fix- im runnin' wit the tripple six- nailin faggot cowards 2 a crucifix-
n the flow i stay spitten- leave ho'z shitten- im gettin dimez, while u get chickenz-
i tell my goons 2 sick'em- when i bust heads they say i stricken- when i die that ***** christ gunna say good riddens-
n most likely imma die in a prison cell- leavin bods in wells- makin *****z think they in a livin hell-
n im leavin all the city shot- wit mad glocks- imma run this game, till my body rots-
puttin *****z heads through t.vs- bizzys wanna breeze- n *****z wanna peel me-
steamin ho'z like a bad sauna- all bad so im fucked wit karma- killin *****z so quick, they that they being burried in their pajamas

lol

[broseph1]

Eh ....

I Think BackfromtheDead would rip anyone here in a freestyle. No doubt

Just my opinion

Peace!

[Dreadlocker]

im back to the thread
to rap to the dead
got rot in the dread
got caught by the feds
not guilty i plead
the verdict was read
to the chair i was led

but beware im back
i swear i'll attack

[TokingToker]

Freestyle on my ex

I loved you, more than anyone, we laughed at bad puns, all we did was have fun
We went together like a bullet in a gun, you were all over me like spit and gum
But I knew in the long run we wouldn't last long, so I tried to make it the best
But you only got mad at me you said I was a mess, always smokin weed but thats what I did for stress
Ever since then I've lost my girl, the best, I'd do anything for another chance
But my insecurities came with me like a warranty we said we'd be together forever, a guarantee
1 year later it was shipped off like a delivery.. you got the best of me, now know that no other man can caress you like me
I gave you my love at first sight see? & now you deleted me from your memory
It's somethin I couldnt believe, text messaged that you are gonna leave
Couldn't say it to my face.. Cause I know you still got feelings for me

Some deep shit for me..

[SmokeTrichs]

The game is tough but real ballers keep rolling/
swift swoosh hoop dreams keep the focus going/
i hopped on a plane stowing, hoping, nobody'd open the lil black bag with breathing holes for me/
last thing i needs to be identified foreign, but no they closed the back door back to being boring/
man im fucking tired of all this fucking snoring, my girls to busy whoring, my friends to busy snorkeling, and my dogs to busy porking the neighbors new flooring/
i say fuck the fucking whore an, if she comes a callin or crawlin, make sure she say sorry with your dick in her jaw an, make sure she says it nice then bust in her eyes/

[backfromthedead]

Its not about who wins its about expressing yourself

I was the first to battle toker on this thread and now after its success I have posted some of my beats on my blog

Free Rap Beats

You can use them however you like if you give proper credit and it might help your flow hearing some orginal beats.

Enjoy

[TokingToker]

Originally Posted by SmokeTrichs

The game is tough but real ballers keep rolling/
swift swoosh hoop dreams keep the focus going/
i hopped on a plane stowing, hoping, nobody'd open the lil black bag with breathing holes for me/
last thing i needs to be identified foreign, but no they closed the back door back to being boring/
man im fucking tired of all this fucking snoring, my girls to busy whoring, my friends to busy snorkeling, and my dogs to busy porking the neighbors new flooring/
i say fuck the fucking whore an, if she comes a callin or crawlin, make sure she say sorry with your dick in her jaw an, make sure she says it nice then bust in her eyes/

Respect.. But some of the lyrics were wacked mayn..

Freestlyin

The last ***** to take a poke, I broke his neck into yolk, to test this ya better be bulk
I took acid and beer, and I got flacid like I seen a queer showin me his naked rear
Ran out the house and put the car in gear, found out when you do acid and beer you can't steer
Ended up in the middle of nowhere, started walking home while I'm foamin out the mouth
Took the wrong directions and ended up going south, the drugs wore off and I ended up shootin my spunk in some whores mouth
Now I got stds that can be passed off with a sneeze, yeah this *****s deadly.