Rap battle anyone?

[Dreadlocker]

im worst nightmare when im on the verse.
hold it right there, i like the fright stare,
and i might care if you dont fight fair,
ill scare ya with the hair i wear,
wont bite or swear, i come prepared but unrehearsed.
your'e never first, now ive got the thirst,
like a cloud im about to microburst
the volume of my flow leaves you submersed

[SmokeTrichs]

I'm ill im sick, nah really ive been bit/
what the fuck did that trick do to my dick/
it burns when i piss and ive got a mighty itch/
and im no snitch, but the bitch gon pay/
for what she did to my dear dang-a-lang/

haha this made me laugh

[SmokeTrichs]

nightmares are real and ima show you quite clearly/
ull get claustrophobic and nauseus when you near me/
why should i even fear thee when your rhymes aint even nearly/
on or even close to mine you fuckin fairy/
barely even here and stripping bitches and fakers bare/
beef ill take it there, goddamn anywhere to make a scare/
to be fair ill be in a jason mask, when you see my ass ud best punch the gas/

[SmokeTrichs]

fuck the bullshit and the cheap hoop tricks/
im here to make a killing and that right quick/
haters busy popping pills taking and sucking dick/
im out on the front lawn with uzis and extra clips/
it's that dip in dip out grab the loot only stop to shoot/
laced up boots black khaki suits and cant forget the locs/
keep your face hidden from anonymous folk/
keep your wits about u when u roll w the smoke, only way to live to take another toke/

[SmokeTrichs]

easy to murder fakers it's feudal even tryin/
like shootin fish in a barrel, laughin so hard i feel like dyin/
fuck the fightin, i just drop bombs and solve all my probs/
yall soft like my bitches bras im sure youre hands are worse specifically your palm/
here's some balm for your lacerated thongs/
now get down on your knees and put your mouth to this gun/
open up wide and bite down on the sight, say goodnight cuz there is no more light/
now aint shit funny now is it lil hommie, pull a strap on me best be loaded dummy/

[SmokeTrichs]

The fuck is this Disneyland? I dont take the tram/
yall some trans, an i hope thats yo pubic patch in them tight pants/
not unusual to find me w a nine looking down the sight squintin my eyes/
listen up guys, no i meant to say gals, id like you to meet my friend hal/
hal is a computer, and he will go in urs an, delete everything u find holding golden/
i may speak in rhymes and riddles, but the speech is quite literal u can get it all of u/
i follow through on every mission, never went missing in action cuz i kept on blastin/
im a wreckin ball and I smash through flows sellin an throwin eLBows but i keep it composed/

[GhettoShinobi]

ahahaha im trippin out right now n havent been in here for a minute

bound 2 make boomz- ate 6 caps of shroomz- who the fuck let all these faggots in this room?-
who is this ***** tricks- bound 2 lesson him on clips- this ***** taking his anger out us, because he has no dick-
i wile' out- when i style'out- so fuzed, imma knock this ***** n his pals out-
and plus i stay rippin- my ass is really trippin- imma leave u in the trunk wit your shit drippin-
and im not here 2 diss you- but u my only issue- but you *****z is kinda of soft, like charman tissue-
n mics i wreck- fuck i disrespect it- and imma bash you *****z ears, till it's comprehended-

ahaxHa i can barely type

[SmokeTrichs]

i dont need to know u took shroomz to know ur trippin/
ur mind is really flippin, hows the taste on that dick u been sippin?/
man i know uve been trickin cuz yo girl brought me yo 5s/
im steady on my grind cuz killin emcees is a favorite pasttime/
in this Gz world yall banished, im a heat seeka taking out you flaming faggots/
your rhymes are like stress literally trash hits/
ill slice up yo celery and leave yo cabbage in the gabbage/
Fuck your wack lyrics and this why's he typing n**** shit/

[Dreadlocker]

smoketrichs rides his bike with training wheels, thats how he keeps it real. i do like how he creeps to deals, and when i cut him up no squeaks and squeals, i rock mics and squeeze emcees with techniques unquie and surreal, octapus hybrid with a moray eel, i sting when i sing and split like bannana peels.

[codybridges69]

dreadlocker i think u goin off the knocker cuz when u rap yo shit makes no sense. keep yo dayjob otherwise you wont be able to pay ur rent. youll be livin in a little as tent under a bridge. get raped in the ass by some dude named mitch. oh yea that wont bother you cuz ur a lil faggot bitch. i wouldnt sell u green cuz u sound like a snitch. if u fuck wit me ull end up in a ditch. your tryin to be bold, but to be on this site i thought you had to be 18 years old?

[SmokeTrichs]

yo dreadlocker had best think proper b4 i give another one of my lil homies a job as a mopper/
I am the weather man and i see you on my doppler, storm's a coming but dont cry on my shoulder/
heat holder extroardinare ill throw your baby up and bust shots in the air/
i have less than a care, for these silly queers, who think they can battle but just take it bare/
back on the ground flat is where i put em, if they move or squirm nothin for it but to shoot em/
grown stoned men browsing the internet, instead of doing like me a young buck gettin ends/
i stopped movin z's and moved onto p's, mind your q's cross your t's/
faith in the lord is the last thing you need, but best believe this slug'll find u , godspeed/

[TokingToker]

Originally Posted by codybridges69

dreadlocker i think u goin off the knocker cuz when u rap yo shit makes no sense. keep yo dayjob otherwise you wont be able to pay ur rent. youll be livin in a little as tent under a bridge. get raped in the ass by some dude named mitch. oh yea that wont bother you cuz ur a lil faggot bitch. i wouldnt sell u green cuz u sound like a snitch. if u fuck wit me ull end up in a ditch. your tryin to be bold, but to be on this site i thought you had to be 18 years old?

You call that rap?

Get at me.

Quit been a hater you fucken manipulator.

u aint got shit on me, u aint got shit on my whole family.


EDIT: hahaha i suck bad.

[SmokeTrichs]

jeezus cot damn, i must say i'm D man/
fakers take one step and not one more before they stand/
thats why yo bitch understands why we must keep it low/
to know that she was cheating would break your sorry soul/
no need to be morose just smoke a blunt smoke a blunt down to the very roach/
check out my vocab-erlay its quite outstanding wouldn't you agree you cock smoking fairy/
things are getting hairy and i aint talkin yo mamma, boy i bet she proud her son gayer than ben and jerry/
yall sweeter than juiced berries, homo saps go suck some dick for this crack/

[Center]

I'm a Phantom to This Rap Game/
The Monster in the Dark/
I Claw Those Unknow-ing of...
How I Rip A Part/
Mics, Amps, Speakers...
The've All Gotten Blown/
I Hold Throwns...
Foes just All MonoTones/
Like Obama Roams...
I Speach with a necessity...
Passive Strategic...
Cut the Beef with my Recipe/
Testin ME?
Gonna Look Foolish/
you Stupid Leftover Bites...
like Baboons thats Toothless!/
Accused of Acuteness...
I realise this fake shit...
MCin's about YOU...
thats why yall bringin CAKE SHIT!/