Rap battle anyone?

[Dreadlocker]

retro homie u need to post less in this thread cause like 50 percent of the posts on the last pages is you. took forever to find my last post.

[Retroshark]

Originally Posted by Dreadlocker

retro homie u need to post less in this thread cause like 50 percent of the posts on the last pages is you. took forever to find my last post.

man your dissin me, but your shit dont go far.
tryin to poke fun i hit you with my damn car.
talkin bout speed and throwin figures at me,
please little ***** get down on ya knees!

i make yo bitches say PLEASE!
i shake and rustle the trees,
you smell like disease, i could end you with ease,
you pop your pink colar while other bitches got Tees.

dont call me your homie,
shit you barely know me,
you can suck my dick and tell you mother to blow me!

[B.C BUDZ 420]

^ Lol

[Dreadlocker]

aloted hate around here i feel its gettin cursed
you really made it clear, didnt read my last verse.
you act like you hustle please, you only deal in leaves.
you shake when i breath, your weeds filled with seeds,
your not fullfillin the need.
your in it for greed,
go slow check your speed,
or get wrecked and concede,
i expect to exceed
the speed of a steed
pass on the left im in first,
i rock the mic unrehearsed.

[Scooplanders]

i'll bang a bitch ass till his shit collapse
im the kid with the bag of Mc'chicken and the sticky hash
fuck a burger king, id rather get a biggy mac
i got a mac 10 bigger than ya whole liquor stash
i like to blast my pistol while my fingers on the trigger man
bitches like to scratch n sniff, cus my nuts smell like the stickers, damn
id rather eat some grits and ham, but i aint black
im more tan than the ginger bread man
why the fuck you even gotta go there?
its scooplanders, he came outta nowhere

[Retroshark]

i beleive mac 10's come in only one size,
you talkin all gangsta but your still small-fry.
i dont know why you pose as gangsta, then say you aint black,
makes me think that your just probin for a 2nd attack.
you may be scooplanders but yo rhyms still flounder,
like i fish out of water, dying like i toldya.
your rhyms aint bolder, like my cards, i foldya,
better smell the coffee cause im up like Folgers.

[ill bill]

Originally Posted by TokingToker

Yeah I rap with one word cause theres a curve, to keep you bitches comin back you, the fish and I'm the lure
You're stuck in my hook and you done for sure, and don't go to your doctor, cause he won't have a cure
Yeah steal my line, cause you can't learn no more, so I'ma show you how it's done

Slowly you burn away like the giant joint that Im puffin
If ya boiled ya lyrics down, you would realize you nothin
I kinda feel bad, cause this is your first rap battles experience
but ya punches suck, and they make me so sick I'm delirious
please stop being gay cause only then can you pass on ya point
cause right now when you enter a room we gotta fasten-our-loins
See, I can tell you a dick rider, from not even knowing your name
ha... yeah..... I cant remember it........just goes to show that your lame
Im half way through, and this is freestyle, be sure that you know it
you as retarded as a guy with a motor boat you goes and try to row it
You so low homie, that I bet you aint even gonna make the time limit
creativity is life support buddie, your brains dead, my minds livin
I bet you comin with that gangsta shit, like you got out on bail
listenin to you sounds as appealin as smoke a cuban gone stale
homie, you aint got a ounce of street credit, cause you a bitch and a fake
you the type of kid who finds Dre's address, and then sends him a tape

my bad homie, aint had internet for like 2 days


this ***** tokintoker think he the best-bre,? just tell em to chest-up,
this jokester know-he get messed-up, if he-chose to step-up
got the game on lock, my choke-hold don’t let-up,
I told him im betta, I told him Im butta
im sonnin this cat, like his moms poked a hole in my rubba,
im sho that im gutta, my flows dirty like clutta, that’s what im servin you sucka,
you just a perve who fuck-kids, im superb you just luck-less,
catch you on my curbs, and your sure to leave buck-less,
please just trust-this, that these streets is rough-bitch
and yeah you just bitch, like you sit-to-piss,
***** you a slave? Here come the pistol-whip
im sure they’ll miss-you-kid, when my missles hits,
even aft-ta I blast-ya, ya moms’ll get-this-dick

[TokingToker]

Originally Posted by ill bill

my bad homie, aint had internet for like 2 days


this ***** tokintoker think he the best-bre,? just tell em to chest-up,
this jokester know-he get messed-up, if he-chose to step-up
got the game on lock, my choke-hold don’t let-up,
I told him im betta, I told him Im butta
im sonnin this cat, like his moms poked a hole in my rubba,
im sho that im gutta, my flows dirty like clutta, that’s what im servin you sucka,
you just a perve who fuck-kids, im superb you just luck-less,
catch you on my curbs, and your sure to leave buck-less,
please just trust-this, that these streets is rough-bitch
and yeah you just bitch, like you sit-to-piss,
***** you a slave? Here come the pistol-whip
im sure they’ll miss-you-kid, when my missles hits,
even aft-ta I blast-ya, ya moms’ll get-this-dick

It's all good bro'

Well first off little g, when you step at me, look at your chest, it's hair free
I'll step up and mock-ya-free, I'm a knife that cuts through butta, ***** please
A hole in ya rubba, your stupid like our president dubya, now you got a son and it's true ya live in the gutta
Your streets aint shit, I walk past your homies like a breeze, & Most likely if you see me, your gunna stutta &
Homie the only time I sit to pee, is when your face is directly below me
So blow me, you can't show me, my flow is above the average joe, see?
Haha, and yo, when your missles hit, I already dipped, come to your street and unload a clip
My mom ain't suckin no dick, she told me you have a clit, you got shut down, oh well thats what bitches get.

[Retroshark]

for a long while now youve been signing that song,
talkin bout pussies and how your dicks real long.
i couldnt give a shit if you sit down to piss,
you chuckin out lyrics but your shots still miss.

[GhettoShinobi]

lol you guys are mean, highhhhh...

[TokingToker]

Originally Posted by Retroshark

for a long while now youve been signing that song,
talkin bout pussies and how your dicks real long.
i couldnt give a shit if you sit down to piss,
you chuckin out lyrics but your shots still miss.

I wouldn't have to if you motherfuckers would stop being gay and talking bout dicks
Who doesn't wanna talk about pussies? Only someone who doesn't have a dick
You already got marked on my checklist, yeah you already got dissed but you keep comin back for more I guess your pissed
But I brush it off, cause I outdo you easy, like me eatin chex mix

Now retro it's done for you...

I'm a vet, you still a rookie, I crumble you, just like a cookie
You still go to school, I can tell, cause you think its cool to play hookie
Just for you... My dick is real long, I'm king kong and you, a shattered bong
I smoke more than cheech and chong, you can't play with me, and if you think you can, ***** you wrong
My .45 won't miss, cause my aim is crisp, listen for the blast, cause once you hear it kiss your ass
I gotta alotta cash, I shot alotta *****s in the past, and the list is still adding up real fast.

Fuck you noob.

[Malo]

Yall know more then me? / not likely / cuz i can read fluidly like a junkie on an I.V / You see? / nah cuz your eye be / swelled up like arny / carnys say you sucked their D*** / and if you dont like obscenities then dont step kid / cuz explicit is my middle name / well its alian / but theres no shame / cuz a name dont define you / i find you like to act tuff / bark and ruff / pardon me as i cut you up / cuz ill F*** you up like a dog pound truck / what? / you lost me at F*** you / cuz i dont F*** dudes / but dudes do F*** you / And i gotta say you exude gay / cuz you can smell it off your rump like yous a pissed off skunk / put you in my trunk and make you smell worse / gas mask on my face as i drive you in my hearse / cuz ill bust threw the door / put a bullet were you snore / drag ya by the feet / click delete / obsolete / please dont speak or youll bleed / like a leech on your girls V / while they feed / see / i lead / exceed / greed be the reason i breath / be it p**** or cheese / swiss cheese / cuz my money come foreign / like on the other side of seas / and these zeros keep growing like barry bonds front yard tree

[Dreadlocker]

hey man lets step up the games
get your rep up for fame
dread your head up insane
let it flow from the brain
get lit low from the viens
spit slow and entertain
all the foes on the train
IV drips like the rain
and the trips so mundane
im leavin this world
i just cant remain
my plans have unfurled,
the feds seek my mane
cause of secerts i hurled

[Malo]

Originally Posted by Dreadlocker

hey man lets step up the games
get your rep up for fame
dread your head up insane
let it flow from the brain
get lit low from the viens
spit slow and entertain
all the foes on the train
IV drips like the rain
and the trips so mundane
im leavin this world
i just cant remain
my plans have unfurled,
the feds seek my mane
cause of secerts i hurled

good shit but got of topic quick

[GhettoShinobi]

i only speak the truth- im robbin' *****z of their youth- run your gumz and imma have you speaking through some chipped tooths-
and these mics i wreck- im snuffin *****z out wit decks- slit your shit, so when you puff, the smoke'll come out your neck-
so much heat, im fucked at screening- and all these tips im leanin- i speak my shit simple, so yall can comprehend the meanings-
ayo i spit sleeked- and leave all you clownz leaked- keep it up, and imma leave a knife where your shit speaks-
wishing yall farwell- with mad shit to dispell- making bodies smell- tape your momz shit, so she can't yell-
and my flowz rare- im poppin till shit tarez- so crazy im even running freddy in his nightmarez-
i push mad chronic- im killing all in this ecomic- and bomb atomic- im running on pussies faster then that ***** sonic-
and lives i conclude- and stuck wit a kill mood- and if you don't believe im a psycho ask the next dude-
and my stacks bigger- i flash n attach triggers- burry more then a grave digger- n stick up more pussies for cash then a broke *****-
i let 9'z speak- n dumpin bod'z in creaks- fuck around n im knock your ass down 6 feet-