Rap battle anyone?

[Retroshark]

that hash you speak of,
it came from sharkdog.
yea i made it in my dormitory, gots ta take yo hat off

lookin at my spliffs,
admirin my skills,
i be spitting lyrics while your getting halo kills.

you tell me that you rape.
you tell me that you PWN.
the only thing i see is yo brain gettin small.

you could say the same 2 me,
cause im smokin on my pipe.
but im not smoking crack, im just gettin high

when i smoke the cheeba,
i feel the knees get weaker.
fly into the heavens, no need for books or lessons

the things that i be learnin
from my drugs and no concernin
make me on the next level then your boys or your crew.

when i hit the weekend it be thizzles all the way
sometimes ill candyflip
but that shits just craaaaaaaaazzzzzzaaaaaaayyyyyy

by the time i got my roll on,
we step up to the club.
all these fine beezies lookin at my fat dubs.

its time to get nasty,
the nights gettin hazy,
now im gettin down on da flo with this lady.

GC dont have no malice,
cause im grabbin up the hunnies
but by the end of the night shell be smokin on ma chalice.



R-E-T-R-O
S-H-A-R-K
I BE SPITTIN LYRICS SO DONT TRY AND COME MY WAY.





MOTHER FUCKERRRRSSSSSS

[J Dylan]

what is this "next level" you speak of?
what if i'm above you and you don't even realize it?
i'm lookin down on you from a higher place,
where all we ever do is just contemplate
the rhythm of life, the universe, and our own existence...
and then to mix it up we get down to business.
Slangin sacks, flippin dubs, nothin can stop us cept the 5-0.
we be blunted, ridin high, when suddenly a po passes by.
chill out dudes, we carryin weight.
if we get pulled over we wanna look straight.
throw the stash in the dash, get some air flowin...
put away that cash and spray around some ozium.
couple blocks later the Po takes a turn
we good to go mang, we good to burn.
i spark up a blunt, and i toke it thrice.
what the fuck is that they say!? you only toke it twice!
i tell em "let's add an extra puff to the puff puff pass.
we'll all be blunted by the time that shit comes back."
four rotations later, blunts almost done, so we put that shit out
and stick the roach in a bong. Damn that shit's harsh
but shit it gets me toasted. time to pass out mang...
the day is now officially over.
next day we wake up and do the same ol' shit.
it never changes. it's back to that static...
maybe one day i'll wake up and start breakin' this habit.

edit: hahaha, i love this shit dude. when i'm high i come up with some decently clever lines

[Gatson]

The youth of today's nation is makin me proud
learnin to be doctors, lawyers, execs while i'm stuck on this cloud
but it feels so good i'm never coming down
wait a second, how come i say this with a frown?
that's when it happened, got off the hard
started smokin trees like they grown in my yard
this is the good part, where it all seems right
i used to always fight, now this bud's made me see the light
i always got them pints, keys, bricks and zips
takin bong rips, sips and makin grips
everyone take a piece to the lips, join me in my trip
my journey to an enlightened soul, out of my old hole
on my way up, i'm on a roll
that dank is my savior, i'll love it for life
because of my weed, i'm done with my strife

[Retroshark]

R-E-T commin with the deep flo
take another breath before u hit da flo (floor)
my rhymes sick, and all yall know
so dont be messin cause i be breakin the law.

i stay on my paper, stay on top.
made first page just fo smokin a sqauuzzz,
im so famous it almost hurts,
its just a shame i cant put it on t-shirts.

speakin of squares, thats one thing i love
money money money
grets and weed.
if you see me smokin rollies, u kno its that green.
i try and stay sober but that depends what sober means.

bump this one up if your ridin with subs
cause this one be shakin gnomes in gardens
makin ur neighbors get retarded
yelliin out their windows to turn that shit down,
i dont look, dont even give a frown
got those 15's they be shakin that earth
movin little gravel chips, makin ears hurt.
i bleed the speakers, i max the amp
but thats how i roll, if u aint feelin me then BOUNCE!

[J Dylan]

you be breakin the law, man?
i be breakin it too.
we all breakin some law mang
just depends on the crew.
Jay roll or J-walk... which do you choose?
i choose to burn one but that's just me dude.

Gatson... you say dank is your savior and that
you'll love it for life... you say that nugget was
responsible for endin your strife?
damn man, you make weed sound like a cure for life!
we gotta learn to deal with reality so that
from time to time, we can choose to flee...
by tokin on nuggets and downing some pills...
eating some boomers and gettin some thrills
we all gotta learn to respect sobriety,
even though society rejects gettin high on weed!
that's the mofuckin cycle of life dude. getting fucked by the man.
they can't respect, but we sure as hell can.
that's right, represent mang, we on another level.
We above em and they don't know it, but one day they will.

[J Dylan]

cmon GC!
getcho rhymes flowin.

why me and retro the only ones goin?

[Bubba_Kush]

Im sitting here bored as fuck
Watching yall bitches rhymes and damn all you suck
My flow is so good you dont even see it
This battle is pointless with me in it
We should just concede it
You guys think you can rap?
You deserved to be fucking slapped'
You guys are so scared of me you probably just crapped
This is my first time dropping a rhyme
so fuck all you pussys
You all owe me a dime.

[J Dylan]

owe you a dime?
i don't owe you shit.
you owe me an apology
so get on it, bitch.
you think you got skill?
all i see you do is grill.
get a grip son...
think twice before you act.
next time you take a shot at me,
expect a bullet back.
owe you a dime, hah.
what a fucking joke.
what i owe you's a bullet in
yo motherfuckin throat.
step down mang, take two steps back.
didn't mean to hurt yo feelings dude,
too bad ya asked for it.

[Bubba_Kush]

Oh watch out little J thinks he's better than me
I dont belive this shit this bitch raps like hes three
you know i gotta admit dog
your pretty good
for someone who im about to smack in the face
with a 4 foot piece of wood
you know right now im sitting here sober
thinking if i was stoned you would get knocked the fuck over
by the way if you see me on the corner
say whats up and i will tell you oh theres your mom
you know i fucking own er'
by the way dont even attempt to rap back yo shits so weak
you should just smack yo self in a flash
I should be going now so i leave you with this
Yo rap could not impress a bag of shit
well anyway j you dont owe me a dime
you owe me a fucking dub so go get on it as soon as I get off this fucking rhyme



Im better at this than i thought i would be!

[its_money]

smoke weed in joints bongs n pipes
im a blade on this website like wesley snipes, ( LMAO AHAHA)
when i see dro i get excited, two seconds later that shit is lighted
sumtimes i pack a bowl in the bong n ignite it, or
you could eat sum mushrooms n get high n stop rapping
im just going to keep typing cuz im high as shit
i dont understand why men have tits?
what is wrong with these kids, why do u want to sell drugs n shoot guns
you should become hippies n nuns, or go to disney world or sumthing
on acid, holy shit

[Scooplanders]

ill bang a fool down, with the tool pound in only two rounds
these two rounds will shoot down any intruders or tool clowns
i'm on the move now, dodging and weaving
the only drink your bitch is sucking's on's the top of my penis
your dramatic and squeamish
i'll mash and defeat this
simple minded motherfuckin dominatrix (..)
its an atomic bomb
i drop bombs on sadom / binlad
this aint the damn jihad
I drive a dodge neon?
god damnit im high as fuck
id rather smoke and drive take a ride at once
and prove that i can fly like mother fuckin baby ducks
thats some fuckin crazy stuff
lets roll and puff these cherry blunts
and fuck a bitch until their little ol' cheery pops

[coolrunnings]

think you flow?, check your sister
two OE, a blunt and i missed er
i get checked out like im at marriot
fuck that, gimme a mattress and a bag of pot
snooplanders, comin', hoping for applause
whack as a mole
rhymes got no cause

Lemme come back when im high. i cant think of substance when im sober.

[Livingalife]

i'll take ya pussies to my reality
where i live everyones got a murderous mentality
Got guns bigger than galaxies
Also 100 clip extensions to shoot uncontrollably
Bullets keep flying rapidly
Youngins get jumped after school badly
Family memembers base crack sadly
*****s smoke blunts and blacks glaldy
On the corner is where the flippers be
Wanna get rich ask em to get ya a key
But bring firepower just in case cause you fucking with real g's
Who will rob if they selling over a p
But don't worry there not in need
of money or drugs luckily

[Retroshark]

Originally Posted by coolrunnings

think you flow?, check your sister
two OE, a blunt and i missed er
i get checked out like im at marriot
fuck that, gimme a mattress and a bag of pot
snooplanders, comin', hoping for applause
whack as a mole
rhymes got no cause

Lemme come back when im high. i cant think of substance when im sober.

I dont need to be blazed to bust out a rhyme
any time of day is a damn fine time.

if im feelin a little anxious i may pop a couple xanies
same kinda shit yo doctor sells your granny.

i dont own a gun and i aint packin heat
i dont need a gun to show my dominance of the streets

some pussy little dealers try rollin with their AK's
just be careful if u cock that thing, ill prolly smak yo face

i only fuck with chronic, never mids never beast
my market for distribution goes way further than the streets

i keep it on the real,
i keep it on the low.
that way those pussy bitches keep on actin slow.

had a couple run ins with the po and the dealers
they cant even catch me spinnin tires thru to second

flyin down the streets blue lights gettin dimmer
those damn weed stealers aint getting any quicker.

my rhymes may have you sick, maybe make you bitter
dont be hatin on me just cause my minds deeper.

[Dreadlocker]

im a live wire with a short fuse I
deprive liars from thier points of view I
smoke herbs of many shades and hues I
choke your words cause im fresh and new I
float my verbs so high over you

nose to the curb its stompin time
flows gettin curves dont shoot straight lines
abuse the beats
hydros all i serve unless im spittin ryhmes
get what u deserve while i pinch the dime
you lose, defeat.