songs to smoke to

[ph0neman]

the annoying smoker thread got me thinking and listening to
cypress hill - "can i get a hit"

This has to be one of the funniest songs I have ever heard in reference to smoking pot and I know a few people like this. What are some other good songs or funny songs to smoke to?

I have listed the lyrics "Can I get a Hit" for those that have never heard it.

Handle it, handle it
You know, motherfuckers need to have some weed etiquete
True, true
You see, motherfuckers try to come up and bogard your weed
At the club, and they don't wanna share theirs
Can I get a hit of your weed [repeats in background 6X]

[B-Real]
You know I hate it when I roll a joint and give it to somebody
Who ain't got weed but they wanna be up in the party
Laughin and gigglin, sippin on a Heinie
Son you need a Tic Tac your breath is gonna blind me
Talkin about you wanna hit, spittin in my eardrum
Oh you new in the cypher, step to the rear son
Still they manage to hit it, and put they grip on it
That's when they wet the tip and put they lips on it
Then when you get it, forget it, it's been wetted
Who gonna hit it now, not me, you got me
Thinkin about these fuckin jokers, double tokers
Smokers who hit it like they suckin a dick, fuckers
Flippin it, lovin it, smokin it to the head
Givin it to me half way down, "thanks again"
Then when you see 'em later smokin they own stash
When you ask 'em for a hit, they say, "sorry this is my last"
I shared some with you, "Sorry that's not my problem
Talk to the hand but I got plenty if you wanna buy some"
These people piss me off, this is true indeed
But nothin's worse when someone's askin for some weed
What do I look like a tree where the bud grows
Here pick my left nut and smoke it in the bol
Or better grow your own leave mine alone
Here I'll give you a clone now raise up outta my zone
I know I got the best weed, but don't make me
Make your burnt chest bleed what you need
Is weed etiquette, please don't be offended
Cuz the weed costs money I'm the one who has to spend it

And that's just the way it is man
Y'all motherfuckers need to learn
You just can't come, askin for some shit and not givin none in return
What the fuck is that man? We goin into 2000 motherfucker
You need to learn how to smoke some weed with people
Pass it to the left motherfuckers
Can I get a hit of your weed

[HxCurt]

any jeezy, or dipset shit.
or minus the bear.

[hurryupandwait]

I like this song because it's funny,
funny when you listen to it
download
The Decemberists, Apology Song

I'm really sorry Steven
But your bicycle's been stolen
I was watchin it for you
'Til you came back in the fall
Guess I didn't do such a good job after all

I was feeling really sorry Steven
And I spent all morning grieving
And everybody's saying
That you'll take the news gracefully
Somehow I don't think I'll be getting off that easily

I meant her no harm
When I left her unlocked
Outside the Orange Street Food Farm
I was just running in
Didn't think I'd be that long
I came out, she was gone
And all that was there was some bored old dog
Leashed up to the place where your bicycle had been
Guess we'll never see poor Madeleine again

Let this be consolation, Steven
That all the while you were in England
I treated her with care and respect
And gave her lots of love
And I was usually pretty good 'bout locking her up

Where has she gone?
Well, I bet she's on the bottom of a Frenchtown pond
Rudely abused on some hescher's joyride
So I wrote you this song
In the hopes that you'd forgive me
Even though it was wrong
Being so careless with a thing so great
And taking your poor Madeleine away, away

[hootskers420]

Devil Went to Jamaica- Dont know who sings it, most people say Weird Al or David Allen Coe, but both are incredibly wrong.

Marijuanaville- Also dont know (might be the same guy as Devil Went to Jamaica)

Legalize it- Yonder Mountain String Band (Not a cover song, only words they use from the original is "legalize it", shit is fucking hillarious)
Two Hits and The Joint Turned Brown- Yonder Mountain String Band
Granny Wont You Smoke Some Marijuana?- Yonder Mountain String Band

Stinky Green- Keller Williams (more about money than weed, but theres sort of an underlying understanding that the whole song is about the ganja)

Those are all acoustic/bluegrass/jam band music, thats all I listen to, sorry if you were looking for rap but I havent willingly listened to a rap song in probably 5 years.

[ph0neman]

not looking for anything specific... just good music to go and look for that will either make me laugh or make me listen.

thanks

for the record i am not a big fan of rap either but cypress hill has some funny stuff out

[Maryjane.Biatch]

it's sickening- classified,

such a good stoner song you can relate to most of what they rap about.


Oh another one of those songs huh?
Beautiful day!

I smoke my weed,
I love my weed,
I eat my weed,
It's sickening!
I smoke my weed,
I love my weed,
I sleep with my weed,
It's sickening!

This is your, this is your song,
Yes I'm telling the world there's no living without you,
Don't be wrong,
Cause I wake up every morning thinking about you,

Aiiyo Mike, yeah,
Remember back in the day,
We never smoked weed,
Never rapped in this way,
We had so much energy,
Ambition to play,
Yeah we was hitten the wits,
And tryin to live each day,
To the fullest,
Weed was some bullshit to my peeps,
Till we stole it,
Locked in the Honda and rolled it,
We smoked out,
No doubt,
We got blazed,
Remember that,
I used your hat as the ashtray,
And that was the last day I'd ever be sober,
Consensing life as I knew it was over,
Yeah me too,
It's so much better now,
My vision is clear but my eyes seem redder now,
It's so great when I wake up
And puke up,
A pile,
Wipe my face with a towel,
It's Sickening,
Yo sometimes I smoke so much my eyes close shut,
I'm always hungry and I can't seem to eat enough,
Times its rough,
A partners life is tough,
But as soon as I'm waking up I'm in my room taking a puff,
Oh, good morning world

This is your, this is your song,
Yes I'm telling the world there's no living without you,
Don't be wrong,
Cause I wake up every morning thinking about you,

I smoke my weed,
I love my weed,
I eat my weed,
It's sickening!
I smoke my weed,
I love my weed,
I sleep with my weed,
It's sickening!

Aiiyo now weed is not a bad thing,
It's a good thing,
A neighbourhood thing,
So much joy that it could bring,
Kinda like the time your girl taught you a lesson,
Dump chuck and you ended up on anti depressants,
Yeah man,
That was stressin,
Ended up in the mental clinic doc said I had to finish,
With the weed game and everything that's in it,
But I didn't so I'm livin in this world,
filled with misery,
Weed seems to get to me,
Better leave and let it be,
I can't believe that I ever put that shit in me,
Man that shits nothin to me anymore,
Wassup,
You wanna smoked this joint,
Naw I can't stand that,
Yo one time I was in Curley's,
The old back pub,
We was smokin in the bathroom till the bouncer broke it up,
Kicked me out for smokin dope,
I'd stop, holy fuck,
It's just weed,
It's not like I'm throwin up,
Oh well,
Now I'm in the parkin lot,
Waitin by myself,
Hear my name get called inside,
Go in a trip down south,
Thought to myself,
I gotta quit this weed,
But we all know glass would be blazed by three,

This is your, this is your song,
Yes I'm telling the world there's no living without you,
Don't be wrong,
Cause I wake up every morning thinking about you,

I smoke my weed,
I love my weed,
I eat my weed,
It's sickening!
I smoke my weed,
I love my weed,
I sleep with my weed,
It's sickening!

This is your, this is your song,
Yes I'm telling the world there's no living without you,
Don't be wrong,
Cause I wake up every morning thinking about you

It's sickening!

[Panic]

Ganja Babe - Micheal Franti
Mary Jane - Rick James

[DCW_4]

I don't know who does it, but shit, it is HILARIROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


pm me if you want to hear it.

I starts out:

Hi kids. Do you like cannais?
Wanna see me pack a fat bowl then smoke outta it?
Copy me and be a serious pot head?
Say things like dink, skunk, voodo, roach, reefer, and nugget?
My brain said WAIT! I can't think another thought
This shit's all clogged up with tetrahydracannibinol

It's an eminem parody, and the WHOLE song is about pot. It the greatest!!!

[thirdworldarmy]

Bob Marley - One Love

or anything Bob Marley...nuff said.

[Vyse]

Khmer K.I.D - Smoke Weed
Tech N9NE - T9X
Twiztid - Bagz
Lil Wyte - My Smokin Song
Homegrown/Pennywise/Whoever originally made it - Let's Go Smoke Some Pot
Z-Ro - So Much

Actually, I'm gonna end the list there and just say get any/all Z-Ro. That shit speaks to me in ways I never dreamed possible when I'm high. I'm not even into rap but I can't get enough of his stuff when I smoke. Lyricly, he's the new 2pac.

[J_Bone]

styles p- good times
3-6 mafia- slob on my knob

[Greddy]

Ludacris - Blueberry Yum Yum
Lost Boyz - Renee
KRS 1 - Step into a world

Theres SOO many to list but those are some of my favs.

[ondrugz]

Layzie Bone-
for my weed heads
everybody d/l now

[Garcia76]

Killa cam -camron
Bam Bam- Sister Nancy part of the belly soundtrack
Ridin Dirty- chamillionarie
Dirty deeds - ACDC
All the yonder mountain listed above too.
Any Sublime
just about any reggae- specially bob marley or sizzla
any victor wooten including bela fleck and the flecktones or Justin King (If you dont know who he is check out his Le Bleu album its the best of all them).

Forgot Ben Harper- Burn one down

[Bliz-NATI]

Peter Tosh, Legalize it.

Mac Dre So high

any new snoop of the new album

any new ludacris

any wayne period.