easiest fakie?

[parii]

I live in Cali. Thankfully i have nothing wrong with me but then again many of you see my problem (lol). I was wondering what the easiest possible fake i could give to my doctor to get a "cannabis club card"... thanks in advance

-parii

[OhFuhQ]

Let's not flip people off, please. *RMJL

[parii]

Originally Posted by OhFuhQ

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right. It all makes sense!!! thanks for your valuable insight... cockass


Name-calling doesn't float here. *RMJL

[dopenugz]

ill have to agree with OhFuhQ

people like you are part of the reason its harder for medical marijuana to be accepted in different states

[PeterPiper12]

Yeah man, if you don't need it for a real medical reason, then you don't need a card. I live in MI and there are people here that have real reasons to use medicinaly and can't, so for you to abuse the liberties most don't have is just wrong. Plus MJ is very much accepted in Cali even if you don't have a card from what ive heard, so just stick with what your doin.

[TNO-2012]

Santa Cruz, for instance: MJ is tolerated there. If you jay-walk whilst smoking a jay, you get a ticket for jay-walking. Why? Because it's more severe a crime than smoking weed. And Berkeley had the Marijuana Inititive back in the day, where you wouldn't get in trouble for smoking weed wherever you were. I don't know if that still exists, it's hard to tell. I don't see anyone gettin' in trouble for it. One time, a guy was walking down the street (Telegraph + Nighttime = a LOT of people) at night and was about to get on BART, but he stopped and handed me a half-smoked joint. "I can't finish it on the train, man. Here you go."

For the most part, it's very lenient here.

So don't try and cheat the system. I thought about it, just so I could grow legally you know. But that's not fair. Maybe when something goes wrong with my back, of course...

[Bliz-NATI]

why would you wanna fake an illness? or try to cheat? your taking bud thats on an already dwindling supply ( due to ALOT of busts with medical depsenseries) and taking MORE away from sick people that NEED it.

if you were to grow, that would be a diffrent scenario, but to just go to a club and steal someones medicine that actually needs it is plain ignorant, selfish, and wrong.

This thread should be closed, and any other likewise thread asking fruadulant advice. Thread reported.

[ReformMaryJaneLaws]

From here on out, as requested, threads relating to getting medicinal MJ based on a fake illness will be closed and the author will more than likely be banned. It reflects badly on stoners, the stoner community and on the people who make the threads.