How To Train Your Dog To Find Your Doobies

[phillgrimes]

Hey, if you ever see me with a Wheaton Terrier on a RED leash, go ahead and give me some of you bud. Cause, He's gettin ready to start tellin on Y O U .

I got him at the pound 2 years ago. He was a dropped off pup about 6 weeks old in the middle of an ice storm. He was left out side in a basket over night at the pound. When I saw first saw him 4 weeks later. I picked up a ball and threw it he took off after it and brought it back with out a word ever said.

I'll Post a couple pic's of him in my photo gallery. He is the most obediant dog I have ever seen. I don't know if its the Breed or just him? I give him Nutter Butter Cookies for treats, if you spell cookie he goes to where they are and waits. Tell him "shower" and he goes to the shower for a bath. If you ask him a out? he barks 1 time for yes. And Most important of all if you ask him shotgun? He get's up on the bed and lays down on his blanket with his pillow and rolls over on his back.

[vb757weed]

my dogs already a stoner.. she finds my stash alll the time and eats that shit if i passed out and left it on the bed or somthing for a lil.. her eyes were red for a week =[

[PHX 623]

Originally Posted by overgrowray

yea thats the trick

this is dumb cause what if your pup wants to get high and takes your sack and doesnt even share

[The Rage]

this.idea.is.awesome.

i think i might go get a dog now...

[cain6]

Be mindful when out walking your pot finding pooch.

that cracked me up, but good read i would love to try this with a dog

[831chonger]

Originally Posted by Matt Mernagh

Disclaimer I've never owned a dog before. However, I'm avid pet lover with two cat roommates R.U. Serious and Penny Lane. My deceased ferret Gonzo would steal my stash if I left it out where he could grab it.
Running off with the weed to his own stash spot under the stove. Ferrets are surprisingly resourceful. They are awesome at stealing ganja. Then stashing the weed. Gonzo trained me never to lose track of my stash.
But it happens too plenty of heads.
Most often several hours, sometimes days, after they've packed an awesome bowl.
Not only will The Man not be able to find the nugs should they suddenly burst down the door, but sadly, the person who stashed the herb is getting frustrated not gunned on ganja. But what if you could have your own personal drug dog.
You could bark the instruction "Find the Weed."
And your Fido would find your marijuana.
Many K9 officers use fake weed when training their drug dog. Which is odd to say the least because the fake weed is legal while the dog is being trained to detect illegal drugs. Yet K9 officers routinely testify their dogs only hit for illegal drugs!
We're going to use real weed, which makes your dog's ability to find grass even more accurate than a police drug dog. Be mindful when out walking your pot finding pooch. They might run off and find some other stoner's stash.
This training might be as easy as putting pot in a Kong dog toy. Stuffing your dog's favorite toy with a small amount of herb (open in a dime bag) will help recognize the smell. A dog's sense of smell is incredible so don't worry about packing the Kong with tons of toke.
Don't dank during training.

1. Give the instruction "Find the Kong" while the dog is playing with the toy.
2. Then take the toy away.
3. Replace with a none smelling Kong toy.
4. Say nothing.
5. Repeat.
   
6. Once the dog distinguishes between Ganja Kong and None Ganja Kong we're ready to move on.
7. Hide the ganja scented Kong.
8. Show your pot loving pet the none scented Kong. Put it in your pocket.
9. Give the instruction, "Find the Kong."
10. The dog should go off to search for Ganja Kong.
    

Reward them when the Ganja Kong is retrieved. A friend suggested cutting a small hole into a tennis ball. Put some weed in the tennis ball.
Seal the ball back up. Use a pin to punch small holes in the ball to release the smell.
The more dank smelling herb the better!
Play a game of "Fetch" with your pothead pooch using these doctored doobie balls.
Next time you lose your weed just ask your dog, or in my case ferret, where your stash is.
Questions & Answers on Narcotics Dog
Wikipedia Dog Training

i love you man. haha im getting started on training my english bulldog meatball how to find my stash! haha this should be hilarious.

[GreenMonsta]

I just might do this. Thanks

[Daydreamer]

I like this. A lot. I can't stop smiling now lmao.
man. I wish i had a dog..

[wraughbit]

I wish my dog wasn't old as hell or I would.

[kshock]

Haha i used to give my dog a tiny shotgun every once i a while but then he ate like 2 grams i was getting ready to roll up, I havent given him any since that greedy bastard.

[MR!JUANA]

Wow great read, wish my lab was still around R.I.P Mel

[gengreko]

This is actually the most helpful thread on this whole forum .

(no offence to other people with very helpful threads]

[Saul Goodman]

Originally Posted by 4blunt2king0

I would totally do this with my boxer.

but once he found it he would probably eat it and then i would be fucked because theres no way i could catch his ass.

hes to damn fast.

Aren't boxers the best?

I want to train my dog to do this because I often misplace my stash or joints when I'm high haha.

I'd be like "shit... where did that $40 sack get off to?..... Molly! Find my weed!"

Awesome.

[CaliGrown.]

Originally Posted by Matt Mernagh

Disclaimer I've never owned a dog before. However, I'm avid pet lover with two cat roommates R.U. Serious and Penny Lane. My deceased ferret Gonzo would steal my stash if I left it out where he could grab it.
Running off with the weed to his own stash spot under the stove. Ferrets are surprisingly resourceful. They are awesome at stealing ganja. Then stashing the weed. Gonzo trained me never to lose track of my stash.
But it happens too plenty of heads.
Most often several hours, sometimes days, after they've packed an awesome bowl.
Not only will The Man not be able to find the nugs should they suddenly burst down the door, but sadly, the person who stashed the herb is getting frustrated not gunned on ganja. But what if you could have your own personal drug dog.
You could bark the instruction "Find the Weed."
And your Fido would find your marijuana.
Many K9 officers use fake weed when training their drug dog. Which is odd to say the least because the fake weed is legal while the dog is being trained to detect illegal drugs. Yet K9 officers routinely testify their dogs only hit for illegal drugs!
We're going to use real weed, which makes your dog's ability to find grass even more accurate than a police drug dog. Be mindful when out walking your pot finding pooch. They might run off and find some other stoner's stash.
This training might be as easy as putting pot in a Kong dog toy. Stuffing your dog's favorite toy with a small amount of herb (open in a dime bag) will help recognize the smell. A dog's sense of smell is incredible so don't worry about packing the Kong with tons of toke.
Don't dank during training.

1. Give the instruction "Find the Kong" while the dog is playing with the toy.
2. Then take the toy away.
3. Replace with a none smelling Kong toy.
4. Say nothing.
5. Repeat.
   
6. Once the dog distinguishes between Ganja Kong and None Ganja Kong we're ready to move on.
7. Hide the ganja scented Kong.
8. Show your pot loving pet the none scented Kong. Put it in your pocket.
9. Give the instruction, "Find the Kong."
10. The dog should go off to search for Ganja Kong.
    

Reward them when the Ganja Kong is retrieved. A friend suggested cutting a small hole into a tennis ball. Put some weed in the tennis ball.
Seal the ball back up. Use a pin to punch small holes in the ball to release the smell.
The more dank smelling herb the better!
Play a game of "Fetch" with your pothead pooch using these doctored doobie balls.
Next time you lose your weed just ask your dog, or in my case ferret, where your stash is.
Questions & Answers on Narcotics Dog
Wikipedia Dog Training

I haven't read the pages, so I'll ask this question anyways.

I was watching the history channel the other day, and they were showing how a dog can determine species and what not when sniffing something out. Is this also true with cannabis?
If I were train it with some dank green, would it also be able to sniff out some Purple Haze or something? Or would it be able to sniff out an indica if it were trained with sativas?

[Mitchy]

Know what's awesome about this?

I have 3 basset hounds, and they're tracking dogs / hunting dogs!

Oh boy this should be fun, maybe they can take me to some plants in a forest!