A Pre-Buy/Sell Weed Legal Defense

[NewSalvia]

For those who want a legal defense before they commit the “crime” of buying marijuana, without incriminating GENUINE marijuana sellers:

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+Works best if the seller smokes tobacco, but still should work on the grounds that many MJ Possession offenders HIDE their MJ in cigarette packs.
+If dealing with an illegal substance and you suspect your seller to be of a law enforcement agency:
(You won’t need a super good lawyer either!)
*Buy 1 Pack of Cigarettes with cash while wearing gloves, preferably at a store that is very inconvenient to get to from your house or work. You should buy any one of the major, POPULAR brands.
(To increase the odds you could do a few major brands and determine your buyer
*Wearing Latex gloves, open the pack, (DO NOT tear out the foil insert) and empty the contents, VERY CAREFULLY, of every cigarette into its each own pile (That’s 1 Pack = 20 cigarettes = 20 small piles), onto a clean, non-sticky table or flat surface.
*Grind Marijuana(The best you can find, you want extreme “couchlock.”) and pack ALL the cigarettes with the ground up MJ and/or other smokable intoxicants (I would only use MJ, because you will be smoking it, but “to each his own.”), leaving enough room in the cigarette to pack a little tobacco in the end (That is, enough tobacco for a few hits). (Use the eraser side of a standard pencil to pack the contents of each cigarette.)
*Replace all cigarettes in the best replica of the pack in the pre-opened stage. Moisten the inside of the plastic with water, pure, filtered water is crucial, the purest form of water you can get is best. Pure water doesn’t leave spots when it dries. Slide the cellophane back on.

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*THE HARD PART*

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*You must establish a relationship with this person to a certain extent. You must get close enough to get a ride from the buyer to ANYWHERE (Doesn’t have to be far, a block even, your feet hurt, whatever). Plant the cigarettes in the car as inconspicuously as possible, and near the end of the trip ask if you can have one of “his” cigarettes. Insist he have a cigarette with you and afterwards you are ready to talk about the deal, even if he normally doesn’t smoke, you might convince him with the condition of dealing afterwards. Smoke the hell outta your cigarette whether he does or not (My fave part about this whole thing.) Ask what kind of cigarettes they are, and tell him you feel sick, but tell him now you are ready to make the deal. Buy as much as you would from a genuine dealer. Now, there are two different outcomes here:
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• The dealer is genuine, and you go on your merry way. In order to be extra safe, you could do this every time with him (Usually, not necessary). If he’s a genuine dealer he will continue to deal with you.
• The dealer is of some law enforcement agency you will be pounced upon by that agency and arrested. Cooperate fully until they interrogate you, tell them that you are feeling strange and you want to speak with your lawyer. They have to let you.

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*Even if the lawyer sucks, he can follow this one, folks: The officer selling the “drugs” to you was smoking the stuff, and he tricked you into smoking what you thought was a cigarette. The drugs in the cigarette changed your decision making process, and you did what you normally wouldn’t. This my friends is the definition of entrapment. You should even get a check from the police for what you paid them for the MJ and maybe even some extra cash for stress caused illness?
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I’m still around watching, Overgrow the world.
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[boredjim8]

i dont get it.. if this is reassurence on not to get busteed just get someone worth rep in your school

[Rajel]

Wait, so this whole plan hinges on you having a sizeable amount of marijuana beforehand. If you can get your pot somewhere else, why would you even bother taking a risk by buying from somebody you don't trust?

And the whole "establishing a realtionship" part is a bit far-fetched to me. If the cops are doing a stake out and selling small bags to catch a bunch of small-time users(I've watched them do this on Cops. xD), then it's usually not anyone you know personally. If you're dealing with pounds, then you'd damn sure better have someone you trust 110%.