stop signs aren't petented right? i mean, anyone can make stop signs. so put a patent on stop signs that way every time the government needs to put a stop sign up, they have to pay you
OH MY GOD, I think you're on to something... I'm going to patent female pants... so they can either make me rich, or walk around in panties all day!!
Wait... They're seriously not patented? That's strange. But I doubt you could just go somewhere and get the patent for it. Like wouldn't you have to prove you had some part in it or something? I don't really know how that shit works lol.
A good way for a quick buck go to a rehab that let's you use your cellphone have someone take a pic of you and put it the internet...the rehab facility is responsible for upholding your anonymity and if they allowed a picture of you taken within their facility get out into the public they are responsible for compromising your anonymity. Sue they ass get a fat check...word.
If you did for some ridiculous reason manage to get a patent for it it would be invalidated as soon as you tried to sue the government for infringement due to them being prior art.