Weed cheese, use it for...everything!

Limewillis · #1 (**permalink**) 10-30-2009, 08:25 PM

So, while sitting in the stoner circle about 2 weeks ago, 3 of my friends and I became determined to find a way to incorporate marijuana in cheese.
With a healthy 15 grams we set out on this magical adventure of marry Jane mishaps (we only ended up wasting 5 grams

)

The whole idea came about when I saw my friend putting canabutter on some toast and we began the discussion with "so we know that THC is fat and alcohol soluble, what is the tastiest damn thing that we can make with a high fat content or alcohol."
The decision was unanimous: cheese.

With its tangy bite of flavor combined with a chewy yet gooey texture, it is quite possibly the best thing in the world.

A quick check on the internet yielded disheartening evidence, all the videos and guides were poorly made or used bad ingredients, whats worse is half of these we tried made the cheese disgusting.

But ah! an idea that springs out of years of collected bong resin lining our skulls-- Google "cheese making kits!" Well, frankly, we stumbled on the treasure trove of culinary goodness we'd been pursuing for days. We ordered a kit here,
In the recipe it calls for buttermilk and yogurt followed by a splash of milk (we used a mixture of heavy cream and whole milk to beef up the fat content.) We then added approx 9 grams of some excellent church my friend had recently finished curing, and let it simmer for over 30 minuets while periodically adding water.
After the concoction looked thoroughly green, we strained out the leaf trimmings, stems and shredded bud. The smell...was...amazing!

Soon after we added the rennin (the catalyst bacteria that causes the dairy products to curdle.) and began following the next steps.

Yesterday our cheese finished and we packaged it to save some for a later date, meanwhile my friend who is a chef at a local restaurant began whipping up a pizza!

double cheese weed pizza with peperoni, oh lord! so very good!

To say the least, we were an 11 on a scale of 1-10 of highness.

Caprican · #2 (**permalink**) 10-30-2009, 10:46 PM

that sounds epic and awesome all rolled up into delicious... I will endeavor to try this for great justice (and much the chagrin of my significant other, who hates cheese for god knows why)

+rep for endeavoring to make the best dairy product ever even better.

Floyd Pepper · #3 (**permalink**) 10-31-2009, 03:51 AM

Very well written +rep.

Limewillis · #4 (**permalink**) 10-31-2009, 07:36 AM

thank you-thank you, I smoked 4 bowls of potent arjans haze before writing this- so many adjectives, adverbs and pronouns swimming in my head it actually made writing this fun.

*editing:derp- wrong strain.*

Krippy Koala · #5 (**permalink**) 10-31-2009, 07:43 AM

Im making fucking quesadillas

Floyd Pepper · #6 (**permalink**) 10-31-2009, 12:41 PM

Very good stuff. I love writing blazed. The ideas just appear from nowhere and practically shoot down my arm and out onto the paper.

Should be stickied, and if you get pics it MUST be stickied.

So yeah I enjoyed reading that, you seem like a pretty chill person.

One Love

DarkSmoke · #7 (**permalink**) 10-31-2009, 01:15 PM

You should use that cheese, along with cannabutter, to make grilled cheese sandwhiches.
Grilled Cheese with cannabutter is the tastiest thing, I can only imagine what it would taste like with weedcheese too.
And you'd get ripped all to shit, so bonus.

-mu · #8 (**permalink**) 10-31-2009, 01:53 PM

A wise man once said to me, "A meal without cheese, is like a beautiful woman with only one eye."

Well done, sir! A wonderful adventure, and a fine read, too.
I still have a Cheshire grin!

+rep

-mu

Limewillis · #9 (**permalink**) 10-31-2009, 05:35 PM

haha! I owe a lot of people a lot of pictures

Whats wrong is
1-I dont have a camera
2-The usb ports on my computer are...well...fucked, frankly.

I really wanna take pics of my basement grow op.

Limewillis · #10 (**permalink**) 11-02-2009, 02:53 PM

bumping, for the sake of cheese

Limewillis · #11 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 11:51 PM

Bumping again, a few recommendations:

Mac`n cheese
Grilled cheese
Chilly cheese dogs

Really the uses of this versatile products is near endless...Use cheese to improve the taste of dishes anyhow you can.

BlowJay · #12 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 11:54 PM

*drools* Weed cheese omelette. I am trying this!

Green eggs and ham anyone?

Limewillis · #13 (**permalink**) 11-08-2009, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlowJay

*drools* Weed cheese omelette. I am trying this!

Green eggs and ham anyone?

haha oh wow! that sounds delicious

goalie75 · #14 (**permalink**) 11-08-2009, 12:34 AM

weed+pizza=win

Judah · #15 (**permalink**) 11-08-2009, 01:55 AM

I've heard cheese was always an option. Someone told me that a good thing to do is take one of those microwavable pizzas or oven pizzas, sprinkle on your bud, and then sprinkle cheese on top of that so the thc can absorb into the cheese when it's melting/cooking, then presto. never tried it myself though.

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#1 (permalink) 10-30-2009, 08:25 PM
Limewillis Proud parent and husband. Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 198	Weed cheese, use it for...everything! So, while sitting in the stoner circle about 2 weeks ago, 3 of my friends and I became determined to find a way to incorporate marijuana in cheese. With a healthy 15 grams we set out on this magical adventure of marry Jane mishaps (we only ended up wasting 5 grams ) The whole idea came about when I saw my friend putting canabutter on some toast and we began the discussion with "so we know that THC is fat and alcohol soluble, what is the tastiest damn thing that we can make with a high fat content or alcohol." The decision was unanimous: cheese. With its tangy bite of flavor combined with a chewy yet gooey texture, it is quite possibly the best thing in the world. A quick check on the internet yielded disheartening evidence, all the videos and guides were poorly made or used bad ingredients, whats worse is half of these we tried made the cheese disgusting. But ah! an idea that springs out of years of collected bong resin lining our skulls-- Google "cheese making kits!" Well, frankly, we stumbled on the treasure trove of culinary goodness we'd been pursuing for days. We ordered a kit here, In the recipe it calls for buttermilk and yogurt followed by a splash of milk (we used a mixture of heavy cream and whole milk to beef up the fat content.) We then added approx 9 grams of some excellent church my friend had recently finished curing, and let it simmer for over 30 minuets while periodically adding water. After the concoction looked thoroughly green, we strained out the leaf trimmings, stems and shredded bud. The smell...was...amazing! Soon after we added the rennin (the catalyst bacteria that causes the dairy products to curdle.) and began following the next steps. Yesterday our cheese finished and we packaged it to save some for a later date, meanwhile my friend who is a chef at a local restaurant began whipping up a pizza! double cheese weed pizza with peperoni, oh lord! so very good! To say the least, we were an 11 on a scale of 1-10 of highness. __________________ Medicate------------------------------------------------- Educate Theirs something elegant about cigarettes, Theirs something wholesome about beer But theirs something religious about Marijuana. -----------------------------Regulate-------------------------------

#2 (permalink) 10-30-2009, 10:46 PM
Caprican Edibles & Vape Advocate Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 608	Re: Weed cheese, use it for...everything! that sounds epic and awesome all rolled up into delicious... I will endeavor to try this for great justice (and much the chagrin of my significant other, who hates cheese for god knows why) +rep for endeavoring to make the best dairy product ever even better.

#3 (permalink) 10-31-2009, 03:51 AM
Floyd Pepper Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: Eastern Iowa Posts: 371	Re: Weed cheese, use it for...everything! Very well written +rep. __________________ Ahhh, but fortunately... I have the key to escape reality And you may see me tonight With an illegal smile It don't cost very much But it lasts a long while Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone No I'm just trying to have me some fun... You'll worry less about what people think about you when you realize how seldom they do. - David Foster Wallace

#4 (permalink) 10-31-2009, 07:36 AM
Limewillis Proud parent and husband. Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 198	Re: Weed cheese, use it for...everything! thank you-thank you, I smoked 4 bowls of potent arjans haze before writing this- so many adjectives, adverbs and pronouns swimming in my head it actually made writing this fun. editing:derp- wrong strain. __________________ Medicate------------------------------------------------- Educate Theirs something elegant about cigarettes, Theirs something wholesome about beer But theirs something religious about Marijuana. -----------------------------Regulate-------------------------------

#5 (permalink) 10-31-2009, 07:43 AM
Krippy Koala The Stoned Marsupial Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: SoCal/Florida Posts: 96	Re: Weed cheese, use it for...everything! Im making fucking quesadillas

#6 (permalink) 10-31-2009, 12:41 PM
Floyd Pepper Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: Eastern Iowa Posts: 371	Re: Weed cheese, use it for...everything! Very good stuff. I love writing blazed. The ideas just appear from nowhere and practically shoot down my arm and out onto the paper. Should be stickied, and if you get pics it MUST be stickied. So yeah I enjoyed reading that, you seem like a pretty chill person. One Love __________________ Ahhh, but fortunately... I have the key to escape reality And you may see me tonight With an illegal smile It don't cost very much But it lasts a long while Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone No I'm just trying to have me some fun... You'll worry less about what people think about you when you realize how seldom they do. - David Foster Wallace

#7 (permalink) 10-31-2009, 01:15 PM
DarkSmoke Duke of Herbs Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ontario Posts: 123	Re: Weed cheese, use it for...everything! You should use that cheese, along with cannabutter, to make grilled cheese sandwhiches. Grilled Cheese with cannabutter is the tastiest thing, I can only imagine what it would taste like with weedcheese too. And you'd get ripped all to shit, so bonus. __________________ If it'll get you high, it's a good idea. The Duke, has spoken.

#8 (permalink) 10-31-2009, 01:53 PM
-mu me+cannabis=me Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Above ground, where the buds are. Posts: 1,106	Re: Weed cheese, use it for...everything! A wise man once said to me, "A meal without cheese, is like a beautiful woman with only one eye." Well done, sir! A wonderful adventure, and a fine read, too. I still have a Cheshire grin! +rep -mu __________________ pH 1 = Low pH = Acid. pH 14 = High pH = Alkaline.

#9 (permalink) 10-31-2009, 05:35 PM
Limewillis Proud parent and husband. Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 198	Re: Weed cheese, use it for...everything! haha! I owe a lot of people a lot of pictures Whats wrong is 1-I dont have a camera 2-The usb ports on my computer are...well...fucked, frankly. I really wanna take pics of my basement grow op. __________________ Medicate------------------------------------------------- Educate Theirs something elegant about cigarettes, Theirs something wholesome about beer But theirs something religious about Marijuana. -----------------------------Regulate-------------------------------

#10 (permalink) 11-02-2009, 02:53 PM
Limewillis Proud parent and husband. Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 198	Re: Weed cheese, use it for...everything! bumping, for the sake of cheese __________________ Medicate------------------------------------------------- Educate Theirs something elegant about cigarettes, Theirs something wholesome about beer But theirs something religious about Marijuana. -----------------------------Regulate-------------------------------

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#11 (permalink) 11-07-2009, 11:51 PM
Limewillis Proud parent and husband. Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 198	Re: Weed cheese, use it for...everything! Bumping again, a few recommendations: Mac`n cheese Grilled cheese Chilly cheese dogs Really the uses of this versatile products is near endless...Use cheese to improve the taste of dishes anyhow you can. __________________ Medicate------------------------------------------------- Educate Theirs something elegant about cigarettes, Theirs something wholesome about beer But theirs something religious about Marijuana. -----------------------------Regulate-------------------------------

#12 (permalink) 11-07-2009, 11:54 PM
BlowJay Yark! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Vansterdam Posts: 176	Re: Weed cheese, use it for...everything! drools Weed cheese omelette. I am trying this! Green eggs and ham anyone?

#14 (permalink) 11-08-2009, 12:34 AM
goalie75 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 62	Re: Weed cheese, use it for...everything! weed+pizza=win

#15 (permalink) 11-08-2009, 01:55 AM
Judah Registered User Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3	Re: Weed cheese, use it for...everything! I've heard cheese was always an option. Someone told me that a good thing to do is take one of those microwavable pizzas or oven pizzas, sprinkle on your bud, and then sprinkle cheese on top of that so the thc can absorb into the cheese when it's melting/cooking, then presto. never tried it myself though.