Mom&Dad found your dank?? - My Fail safe excuses....

[Bogat]

Im attempting a stealth grow in my attic as well!!

If my mom or dad found it
Heres wot id say......

---This thread is written as if i were talking to my mom and dad after they found my growbox........

Q1. "WOT THE FUCK IS THAT BOX UP THERE SON"??

Id thought I try an experiment, Im quite curious and intrested about this plant called marijuana.

Q2. "WHY ARE YOU GROWING MARIJUANA IN OUR ATTIC"??
I didnt want to tell you because i knew you might disapprove of my actions But here me out on this.......

Its by far a miss-understand plant. It is used for many things such as releaving cronic muscle pains, depression, sickness/vomating, it stimulates hunger, its mood lifting and creates a desire for food and can be known to stimulate the mind in many euphoric and pleasent ways. Its a natural plant that grows on this earth and is very unique and we have alot to learn from it. I recently watched a programme about marijuana and it covered issues with marijuana laws, its mis-understood reputation, its ability to releave servere pain, its commercial usage and the peolpe who smoke/consume it for its unique smell, taste, touch, look and of caurse effects. marijuana is a recreational drug and its used for many purposes. Im growing my plant SOULY for experimentle purposes!!

Q4. "DO U REALISE THE TROUBLE YOU COULD GET US IN"??

Yes mom but you've got to take it with a pinch of salt.....The main resaon people get busted is they tell peolpe about it. As I said I was growing the plants for my own personal experiment, i had no intention of selling it , hell, i wouln't even know HOW to sell it, Im growing these plants SOULY for experimentle purposes with my own equipment and money. A maximum two plants are allowed to be kept if theres no evidence of dealing.

I have edjucated myself and I enjoy learning about this special plant. I just want to grow my own to find out wot its really like. Please support me in my experiment and look apon it as an edjucational project for my curiousity to understand .

Key points:

Remind them its not really as bad as its percived to be.

Its far less harmful than alcahol and ciggs.

Its a recreational drug thats enjoyed worlwide by billions of normal people.

All my friends mom&dads smoke it.......

Its a world away from Crack,Coke,Ecstacy,LSD and Heroin

marijuana has multible qualitys, learn to understand and appriciate them.

Thats wot i would would say and hope for a "OH GO ON THEN SON "

[just blaze]

"making hemp clothing" good excuse lol

[Lucian]

Oh Geez, now you have to go out and buy a loom to cover that one. Maybe try Ebay?

[FunkySkunky]

Haha funny shit, that would make me sound really sophisticated in your words, I wouldnt even be able to remember that word for word.

[realdealz28]

....I would say umm....Here you go why don't u try some its killer!!!! Then parents reply....ok son thanks!!!! LOVE IT

[Hazed]

dude I couldnt say shit, my parents would have the cops here

[realdealz28]

I didn't think it would ever happen either...they were always stoners...but no smoking...do whatever you want when you graduate highschool...wow things have been diff. for a while now!!!

[Hazed]

and yo this shit isnt fail safe, I think it will fail, and you wont be safe

;x

[Bogat]

Mabie in your case pal.

[Jaxter]

Ben you crazy fool, good idea's though i guess...
spell mum right, we aint not americanz

[InferiorWang]

yeah fail safe. The first time my parents found out I smoked I got kicked out of the house. We had a long "discussion" about it too that consisted of them telling me what was bad about it then me quoting studies contradicting their claims. They still know I'm not going to admit to doing anything wrong because it's not wrong.