foods you invented when stoned

[ssism]

made this the other night blazed as fuck. it was incredible.

you'll need:
a stove
a frying pan
1 eggo waffle
chocolate chips
peanut butter
cinnamon
sugar
butter
vanilla ice cream (optional but recommended)

cut one eggo waffle in half and spread peanut butter in the middle. add ghiradelli choc chips in the middle as well.

mix together some ground cinnamon and some sugar. put butter on either side of your waffle sandwich and put a generous amount of cinnamon sugar on top. put in hot pan. let the cinnamon sugar caramelize on one side then flip over and do the same with the other side.

once both sides are brown BUT NOT BURNT, remove from the pan, put in dish and serve with vanilla ice cream on the side.

the chocolate chips melt inside the waffle and mix with the melted peanut butter. oh man it is so rad

[mr.mary]

Ok, im mexican and the only reason i say that is cuz this food is mexican and u guys might not know what it is but here it goes....

ok this is called "birria" it is like the style that meat is cooked, its supposed to be goat meat, but u dont have to use that, so u cook the meat and everything, but then u need to make like a juice for it, like a salsa or somethinf if u will.

ok i was blazed as shit and i didnt realize my dad had already made the juice stuff in the fridge

so i start to try and figure out how to make it(i never made it or even know how to make it at all)

so i just get the blender and throw some tomatoes in ther, then throw some cilantro and whatever else we had in the house that seemed like itd be good.
then some tomatoe sauce, it didnt need it but at the time i thought it would.

so i blend it up for like 10 minutes the blender nonstop

it looked brown and and green....it looked like shit
but it was pretty good....looks are decieving

i was smokin while i was makin it too,

[gardenback]

heres some of those really inspiring 'i just knew EXACTLY what ingredients i wanted' stoner foods... man im craving the last one on this list right now

peanut butter on apple slices

vegemite, butter and iceburg lettuce sandwich - i don't know why it's good

nutella (like the tiniest bit), pb and cheese, on focaccia bread, toasted in a sandwich press

[WizardOfNeptune]

so high right now and i just ate,

a bowl of frosted flakes cereal with dried blueberries with milk, honey, and chocolate syrup added and cinnamon heated in the microwave

[staylit17]

top ramen w/ picante beef flavorings
chopped onion
taco seasoning
garlic salt
hot sauce
very good when high!

[ganjgirl]

i just made my own ice cream in a bag!

for those of you who've never done this, get a ziploc bag and another ziploc bag in a bigger size
in the bigger bag, put in ice or dry ice and add salt or rock salt to keep the ice cold
in the smaller bag, put in some milk, sugar, vanilla and or chocolate syrup, and you can add half & half if you have it
close up this bag and put it inside the bigger bag that has the ice and salt in it, and close that bag too.
then you shake it up and roll it around until the stuff in the little bag turns into ice cream!

its magical and adds a sense of pride to ur munchies
just dont forget to rinse off the end of the little bag before you open or your ice cream will get salty!

[gardenback]

Originally Posted by ganjgirl

i just made my own ice cream in a bag!

That's genius!

randomly reminded me of astronaut icecream... i remember i stole some from the science center when i was little... stolen food never tasted so good!



man i gotta get some of this stuff again.

[crackrockstdy89]

Space ice cream is the shit. Last night i think i made something better. I stole the idea from some TV show on food network, but it sounded good. I dipped a banana (on a popsicle stick) in a chocolate/peanut butter mix and then rolled it in some granola pieces and peanuts. Froze that bad boy for a few hours, and smoked up and ate it. It was amazing. Tasted like some choco-banana frozen ice cream bar. I recommend you make some.

[Vittoreo]

it seems every time im stoned all i can find is bread and chips!
so i make chip sandwiches...its nothing special but it gets the job done, i like potato bread with nacho cheese chips!

[okil]

ok this isn't that creative but it was good as fuck.

last week i really wanted waffles but the toaster was broken. so what i did was put two waffles on a plate and microwaved it for about a minute. then i realized i had kool-whip and loaded it between them and made a sandwhich. yeahhh im pretty baked right now i think im gonna make this again

[Kanye]

i have two things. and theyre pretty damn amazing.

One was a playe of cheese and onion chips, like potato chips covered in melted cheese and salami..like an improvised nacho dish.

and the second is fkd up but i couldnt stop! a mouth full of shredded mozzarella cheese. chew chew chew...then a mouth full of lemonade. swish around in the mouth swallow the lemonade and munch up the left over cheese in ur mouth....it was unbelievable!!

my sober brother thought otherwise

[Stoli]

this one is fucking weird

instant natural oatmeal
cook for 3/4 of max time

add cheese, some type of meat, salsa, hot sauce and a bit of bbq sauce.
Mix
Cook for 1/4 of max time

Seriously it was great.

[theanachronism]

Oatmeal with raisins soaked in a little bit of rum and half a banana. Add a little cinnamon and salt. It's divine!

[theganjagoddess]

Tortilla Wrap with Extra Virgin Olive Oil spread on both sides, about one tablespoon of low fat parmeson cheese on top. Broil for just 30 seconds or a min (KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON IT, it could very well catch fire!) until it just starts turning brown and puffing up, and it's sooo crispy and yummyyy!

[Shere Khan]

I'm impressed how complicated all of yours' are. Mine are relatively simple.
1. The ultimate oreo:
Oreos dipped in chocolate sauce and peanut butter
2. Ghetto Ice Cream Sandwich:
Chips Ahoy cookies with a scoop of you favorite ice cream in between.
3. The Reverse Cheez-it Pizza: Place a pepperoni and pizza sauce in between two giant cheez-its.