stoner food

holysmokes · #1 (**permalink**) 11-26-2008, 04:35 AM

this is my list of food that kicks ass when ur blazed. this is mainly shit that we can figure out after spending some time with the mistress, white widow. feel free 2 add on ur favorites.

bagel bites
pop tarts
pepperidge farm soft baked cookies
gold fish (always BAKED

)
hot pockets (especially pizza flavor)
chips ahoy
doritos
fritos
cheese sticks
pop corn (gotta have extra butter)
frozen pizza
fish sticks
anything from sonic
mickey ds
ruffles sour cream and onion
slim jims
sunflower seeds
any candy

thats all i can tthink of. add on!

itsinksin · #2 (**permalink**) 11-26-2008, 11:57 AM

When I'm stoned I actually prefer fresh fruit! kiwis oranges apples mangos watermellon, ah its all so fucking good. and technically it isnt food but drink, water and this fruit juice that goes by the name of naked. its pretty amazing in taste and extremely healthy for you, helps alot with hangovers and when youare sick and stuff.

Rybinov · #3 (**permalink**) 11-28-2008, 04:00 AM

I'm all about the chocolate covered pizza with hot sauce and whipped cream, cheeze doodles, pickles, and beer

jpope · #4 (**permalink**) 11-29-2008, 05:28 AM

All that stuff's good but so unhealthy for you. That's why you gotta be careful of the munchies if you're kind of weight conscious. I prefer fruits and actual meals instead of just snacks.

Rybinov · #5 (**permalink**) 11-29-2008, 05:39 AM

i'm realy skinny, so i need the fat :P

lil_blue · #6 (**permalink**) 12-04-2008, 05:27 AM

I eat chocolate puddin tell the cows come home. Its to nummy! lol! Just not any kinda chocolate puddin, its gotta be the home made shit made my Jello! Its called chocolate Fudge! Its good shit! I will eat 2 boxes a day. I think every stoner should go out and try it.

pocket biscuits · #7 (**permalink**) 12-04-2008, 11:03 PM

my only real edit would be is get rid of that "bagel bite" shit. gimme a full sized bagel when I'm munchin.

ninny_jane · #8 (**permalink**) 12-05-2008, 04:22 AM

my favorite thing i have come up with so far
is probably also the simplest, yet so complex thing at the time...
basically : Peanut butter && chocolate chips melted in the microwave
stirred up...with a huge scoop (or 5) of any kind
of ice cream on top...the pb/chocolate mix
hardens up around it && it's fucking ORGASMIC.

i'm completely for the fresh fruit thing
little debbie brownies
Funyans
Toast
Cereal (especially mixing it, like Lucky Charms and Trix)
Ravioli
Them Fruitista things from Taco Bell

Smoke.Drank.Sleep.

Per Waui · #9 (**permalink**) 12-06-2008, 10:35 AM

Man, i need to stop eating these chocolate covered almonds ahaha so gooooood

Other good choices could be halibut sandwich
spicy cheetos
milkshakes
Chocolate chex mix is the devil. Stay away...Wish it was more evenly mixed though...

SlipperyPete · #10 (**permalink**) 12-07-2008, 10:50 PM

For some reason, I love tomatoes when I'm stoned. I find it odd. I hate corn and potato chips, but I like the rest of the stoner list of junk food, but tomatoes really turn me on.

ggmallow · #11 (**permalink**) 12-07-2008, 11:03 PM

Of course like others have said Pizza but here some of mine(i get stoned before every meal though)
Anything Chocolate
Ice Cream
HOT WINGS!!! with ranch
Chic Fila nuggets
Steak with Baked Potatoes
Crab, Lobster, Shrimp
Lots and lots of Cherry Pepsi
Mexican food
Chips with with cheese and meat

I could go on but Id name just about every food ever, really depends how stoned and what I am feeling that day.

TiredofBull · #12 (**permalink**) 12-08-2008, 09:39 AM

The best stoner food is food that gets you stoned !!! People , you may know this or not , but ... I'll list this anyways for those who don't ... Pot is at it's best when eaten , only , it takes 30-45 minutes to take effect . If you toke or drink alcogarbage , you will miss the best buzz . Let it have it's time to take effect . Once it lets you know you've arrived , enjoy it as is , great buzz . Does not redden eyes , stink house , breath , clothes etc etc . But , toke one after it takes effect you will now find an equalized buzz between mind and body . NOW ....

Stems , most throw away the best part of their stash . 1z STEMS . 1lb. real butter . Melt butter over low heat , add stem , bring to simmer over medium heat , Do Not Boil , approx. 15 minutes . Strain melted butter into bowl , refrigerate . Now , this is good just spread on your toast , but go to the cookbook , find the recipe for Buttercream Frosting and make a batch . This butter can also be used to make brownies , cakes, muffin in which the BCF goes very well with but I have a hard time getting past the frosting

.and am just so happy by the time I've finished mixing . Try this and let me know how you like , but remember , 30-45 minutes for it to be felt , let it have it's time . You can use bud and/or shake , but don't have to , stem is the lifeline to your bud and even dry holds much THC .

TiredofBull · #13 (**permalink**) 12-08-2008, 10:01 AM

Something I forgot , this butter is also great to have on your HOT POPCORN , but , if it's taste is to strong for your liking , you can always add a little sugar and vanilla extract to it when it is simmering to help calm the flavor , but don't do this if making Buttercream Frosting , this takes care of itself .

Cannabis Genome · #14 (**permalink**) 12-08-2008, 10:16 AM

Eggo's
Hungry Man
Microwavable mexican food
Michelena's
Marie Calenders
Whataburger
Carls JR.
Hungry Howie's pizza (or any pizza place in general)
Low budget ice cream
Popcorn
Ever get so lazy that you wont make a sandwich so you eat the sandwich meat out of the package instead?

Lawrz · #15 (**permalink**) 12-09-2008, 11:25 PM

little Asian kids
all ways hit the spot

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#1 (permalink) 11-26-2008, 04:35 AM
holysmokes Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: He lives in a bong in a dormintoryyyyy Posts: 1,888 Blog Entries: 5	stoner food this is my list of food that kicks ass when ur blazed. this is mainly shit that we can figure out after spending some time with the mistress, white widow. feel free 2 add on ur favorites. bagel bites pop tarts pepperidge farm soft baked cookies gold fish (always BAKED) hot pockets (especially pizza flavor) chips ahoy doritos fritos cheese sticks pop corn (gotta have extra butter) frozen pizza fish sticks anything from sonic mickey ds ruffles sour cream and onion slim jims sunflower seeds any candy thats all i can tthink of. add on!

#2 (permalink) 11-26-2008, 11:57 AM
itsinksin Happiness and Hunger Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 91 Blog Entries: 1	Re: stoner food When I'm stoned I actually prefer fresh fruit! kiwis oranges apples mangos watermellon, ah its all so fucking good. and technically it isnt food but drink, water and this fruit juice that goes by the name of naked. its pretty amazing in taste and extremely healthy for you, helps alot with hangovers and when youare sick and stuff. __________________ ☮

#3 (permalink) 11-28-2008, 04:00 AM
Rybinov Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 109	Re: stoner food I'm all about the chocolate covered pizza with hot sauce and whipped cream, cheeze doodles, pickles, and beer

#4 (permalink) 11-29-2008, 05:28 AM
jpope Registered User Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: La Paz, Bolivia Posts: 57	Re: stoner food All that stuff's good but so unhealthy for you. That's why you gotta be careful of the munchies if you're kind of weight conscious. I prefer fruits and actual meals instead of just snacks.

#5 (permalink) 11-29-2008, 05:39 AM
Rybinov Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 109	Re: stoner food i'm realy skinny, so i need the fat :P

#6 (permalink) 12-04-2008, 05:27 AM
lil_blue SkyHigh Join Date: May 2008 Location: Nebraska Posts: 218	Re: stoner food I eat chocolate puddin tell the cows come home. Its to nummy! lol! Just not any kinda chocolate puddin, its gotta be the home made shit made my Jello! Its called chocolate Fudge! Its good shit! I will eat 2 boxes a day. I think every stoner should go out and try it. __________________

#7 (permalink) 12-04-2008, 11:03 PM
pocket biscuits Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,732	Re: stoner food my only real edit would be is get rid of that "bagel bite" shit. gimme a full sized bagel when I'm munchin. __________________

#8 (permalink) 12-05-2008, 04:22 AM
ninny_jane Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Wiscansin Posts: 1	Re: stoner food my favorite thing i have come up with so far is probably also the simplest, yet so complex thing at the time... basically : Peanut butter && chocolate chips melted in the microwave stirred up...with a huge scoop (or 5) of any kind of ice cream on top...the pb/chocolate mix hardens up around it && it's fucking ORGASMIC. i'm completely for the fresh fruit thing little debbie brownies Funyans Toast Cereal (especially mixing it, like Lucky Charms and Trix) Ravioli Them Fruitista things from Taco Bell Smoke.Drank.Sleep.

#9 (permalink) 12-06-2008, 10:35 AM
Per Waui Amor Fati Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Seattle, U.S. Posts: 3,250 Blog Entries: 1	Re: stoner food Man, i need to stop eating these chocolate covered almonds ahaha so gooooood Other good choices could be halibut sandwich spicy cheetos milkshakes Chocolate chex mix is the devil. Stay away...Wish it was more evenly mixed though... __________________

#10 (permalink) 12-07-2008, 10:50 PM
SlipperyPete rEGISTERED uSER Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Orlando, Fl Posts: 224 Blog Entries: 1	Re: stoner food For some reason, I love tomatoes when I'm stoned. I find it odd. I hate corn and potato chips, but I like the rest of the stoner list of junk food, but tomatoes really turn me on. __________________

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#11 (permalink) 12-07-2008, 11:03 PM
ggmallow Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 869	Re: stoner food Of course like others have said Pizza but here some of mine(i get stoned before every meal though) Anything Chocolate Ice Cream HOT WINGS!!! with ranch Chic Fila nuggets Steak with Baked Potatoes Crab, Lobster, Shrimp Lots and lots of Cherry Pepsi Mexican food Chips with with cheese and meat I could go on but Id name just about every food ever, really depends how stoned and what I am feeling that day.

#12 (permalink) 12-08-2008, 09:39 AM
TiredofBull Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2	The best stoner food is food that gets you stoned ! The best stoner food is food that gets you stoned !!! People , you may know this or not , but ... I'll list this anyways for those who don't ... Pot is at it's best when eaten , only , it takes 30-45 minutes to take effect . If you toke or drink alcogarbage , you will miss the best buzz . Let it have it's time to take effect . Once it lets you know you've arrived , enjoy it as is , great buzz . Does not redden eyes , stink house , breath , clothes etc etc . But , toke one after it takes effect you will now find an equalized buzz between mind and body . NOW .... Stems , most throw away the best part of their stash . 1z STEMS . 1lb. real butter . Melt butter over low heat , add stem , bring to simmer over medium heat , Do Not Boil , approx. 15 minutes . Strain melted butter into bowl , refrigerate . Now , this is good just spread on your toast , but go to the cookbook , find the recipe for Buttercream Frosting and make a batch . This butter can also be used to make brownies , cakes, muffin in which the BCF goes very well with but I have a hard time getting past the frosting .and am just so happy by the time I've finished mixing . Try this and let me know how you like , but remember , 30-45 minutes for it to be felt , let it have it's time . You can use bud and/or shake , but don't have to , stem is the lifeline to your bud and even dry holds much THC .

#13 (permalink) 12-08-2008, 10:01 AM
TiredofBull Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2	Re: stoner food Something I forgot , this butter is also great to have on your HOT POPCORN , but , if it's taste is to strong for your liking , you can always add a little sugar and vanilla extract to it when it is simmering to help calm the flavor , but don't do this if making Buttercream Frosting , this takes care of itself .

#14 (permalink) 12-08-2008, 10:16 AM
Cannabis Genome Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 12	Re: stoner food Eggo's Hungry Man Microwavable mexican food Michelena's Marie Calenders Whataburger Carls JR. Hungry Howie's pizza (or any pizza place in general) Low budget ice cream Popcorn Ever get so lazy that you wont make a sandwich so you eat the sandwich meat out of the package instead?

#15 (permalink) 12-09-2008, 11:25 PM
Lawrz ( . Y . ) Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Orange County Posts: 247	Re: stoner food little Asian kids all ways hit the spot __________________ . Holy smoke stacks batman!