Grasscity.com - world's best online headshop


Go Back   Grasscity.com Forums > CHILL OUT ZONE > Grasscity Forum Humor
Message Boards and Forums Directory

Grasscity Forum Humor Got a joke or a story? Hey, if it's funny put it here!

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 06-13-2001, 08:23 PM
Grasscity Admin
superjoint's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Amsterdam, Noord Holland, The Netherlands
Posts: 3,243
Blog Entries: 13
Parachuting President Bush

An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, George W. Bush said, I am the President of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, etc., and I am also the smartest president ever. So he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger said, I’m Rasheed Wallace, one of the best basketball players in the NBA, and the Portland Trailblazers need me, so I can’t afford to die. So he takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane.

The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said; I am the wife of the former President of the United States, I am New York’s Senator, and I am the smartest woman in the world. So she takes the third parachute and exits the plane.

The fourth passenger, an old man, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, I am old and frail and I don’t have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and a good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.

The boy scout said, It’s okay, there’s a parachute left for you. The world’s smartest president took my backpack.
__________________
Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.

Helen Keller , The Open Door (1957)

 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 06-14-2001, 05:35 AM
Old School Stoner
aeroblurg's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: The village of many leprechauns.
Posts: 846
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Grasscity.com, The World in Review 2002, What the Hell is going on??? superjoint General Marijuana News from around the World 3 01-22-2003 10:57 AM
His Holiness The Dalai Lama's message to President George Bush justme Spirituality And Philosophy 2 12-22-2001 09:22 AM
Send an e-mail to President Bush ReformMaryJaneLaws General Marijuana News from around the World 2 04-16-2001 08:08 PM
If Jenna Bush is a Pothead, Is It News? superjoint General Marijuana News from around the World 0 03-24-2001 10:51 AM
President bush or the whole species? GREYMAN General 2 03-21-2001 12:53 AM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 12:15 PM.

© Copyright 1999-2008
Grasscity.Com
All rights reserved.


SEO by vBSEO 3.2.0 ©2008, Crawlability, Inc.