Doctor! What's wrong with me?

superjoint · #1 (**permalink**) 10-05-2002, 03:35 PM

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”

XxJWxX · #2 (**permalink**) 10-10-2002, 12:31 PM

PeNiS pImPle???!!!???

Bud Head · #3 (**permalink**) 10-10-2002, 03:26 PM

ROTFLMAO

JollyRoger227 · #4 (**permalink**) 07-13-2006, 11:59 PM

hahaha

she got beat with the ugly stick is what happened

emagdnim13 · #5 (**permalink**) 07-14-2006, 12:21 AM

where did you find a thread from 2002 to reply to?

Camps · #6 (**permalink**) 07-14-2006, 01:29 AM

i kno lmfao

DurbanPoison · #7 (**permalink**) 07-14-2006, 01:34 AM

I was expecting that to be funnier.

ARDILLA · #8 (**permalink**) 09-22-2006, 03:48 PM

i didn't get the punchline!!!explain it to me!!!pls!!!

ziggyshugenadz · #9 (**permalink**) 09-23-2006, 06:31 AM

the chick is butfuckin ugly. that was kinda funny, kinda.

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#1 (permalink) 10-05-2002, 03:35 PM
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